me +1 wannabee me -100
you sir are an idiot lolololololololololo
creme fraiche? woot woot bitch
really not homo strait as a brick wall
ahahahahahahahahaha no homo
remember i am your father you came out my left testicle lmao omg sssssssssssssssoooooooooooooo fffucking funny…….israel deep in my blood long live baby boy zion…….
sooooooo not homo
ps no homo
Listen ma, i dont know karate, but after the brain, i kick you out,
You niggas suck like tony romo, no homo,
And im all about my money, i get paid for promo yeaa,
Im the man in this bitch, they say money talks wel..
Im tha ventriloquist,
And if i ever jump, il prolly land in ya bitch,
Boy that hoe colder than my hand and my wrist,
Boy im more cooler than a fan and a mint,
I see the world for what it is, beyond the white and the black
The way the government downplays historical facts
‘Cause the United States sponsored the rise of the 3rd Reich
Just like the CIA trained terrorists to the fight
Build bombs and sneak box cutters onto a flight
When I was a child, the Devil himself bought me a mic
But I refused the offer, ’cause God sent me to strike
With skills unused like fallopian tubes on a dyke
I was ridin your mom like she was Mario Kart.
I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn’t start.She invited me in the house, and we started makin out again. How many times I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it.
She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young
To be in the bed, butt-naked doin your mom.
Wow do you want a cookie for recognizing good lyrics….good for you!! I want to make you feel special dipsht, let me send you a helmit and crayons! Lolololol hahaha
That’s actually quite sad. Poor guy was trying to add some value, some memorability, some laughs to someone’s wedding (perhaps his sister, brother, who knows…). He was definitely interesting, regardless of how nerdy, but sometimes, those things make a wedding *very* memorable and worth going to (otherwise, weddings can be horribly boring). Anyway, the guy was trying his best (no doubt), and doing a good job of things, only to end up in the drink. I hope he didn’t hurt himself or commit suicide when he went home. That’s really such a sad thing to happen — to *anyone*!
Why the hell would you think someone would go home and commit suicide because of this?? Jackson, I certainly hope this is just a rant otherwise you’re on my watch list…
Well, for example:
1. As Bobby Boucher said, following similar abject humiliation, in The Water Boy, “Excuse me ladies while I just go hang myself.”
2. “Suicide is man’s way of telling God, “You can’t fire me – I quit, especially after that last stunt you let me pull.””
Yeah, anyway, I was proly being a bit overly dramatic there.
his first mistake was doing the “hound dog” “elvis presley” move while his face was touching the floor. its suppose to be done xbox 180 degrees opposite
first
to stick it to dipsht
worst comment ever
im not gay…but i will still rough up all your dads cornholes..word
no homo
come on im J/K i am so gay for some random guy ….true homo
you jelly?
I so need jelly for some gay sex people, come on!!
me +1 wannabee me -100
you sir are an idiot lolololololololololo
creme fraiche? woot woot bitch
really not homo strait as a brick wall
ahahahahahahahahaha no homo
your as straight as an “s” …so homo
me +2 wannabe -200 WINNING
Looks like dipshit is having an identity crisis, Straight vs Gay XD LOL
remember i am your father you came out my left testicle lmao omg sssssssssssssssoooooooooooooo fffucking funny…….israel deep in my blood long live baby boy zion…….
sooooooo not homo
ps no homo
CAPLOCK RAGE!!! Hey calm down, don’t spaz out, its just the internet LMAO
can I ask, are you mad?
Listen ma, i dont know karate, but after the brain, i kick you out,
You niggas suck like tony romo, no homo,
And im all about my money, i get paid for promo yeaa,
Im the man in this bitch, they say money talks wel..
Im tha ventriloquist,
And if i ever jump, il prolly land in ya bitch,
Boy that hoe colder than my hand and my wrist,
Boy im more cooler than a fan and a mint,
Weak! e_e
Dipsht please fuck off, nobody likes you, you’re just a fat, lonely boy that survived Auswitz because you handed out free blowjobs.
Auswitz is Back for Black
I see the world for what it is, beyond the white and the black
The way the government downplays historical facts
‘Cause the United States sponsored the rise of the 3rd Reich
Just like the CIA trained terrorists to the fight
Build bombs and sneak box cutters onto a flight
When I was a child, the Devil himself bought me a mic
But I refused the offer, ’cause God sent me to strike
With skills unused like fallopian tubes on a dyke
I was ridin your mom like she was Mario Kart.
I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn’t start.She invited me in the house, and we started makin out again. How many times I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it.
She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young
To be in the bed, butt-naked doin your mom.
lmao…..Doin Your Mom lyrics FATTY SPINS….busted you turd…..
no homo
Wow do you want a cookie for recognizing good lyrics….good for you!! I want to make you feel special dipsht, let me send you a helmit and crayons! Lolololol hahaha
i want him to dance at my wedding
i’ll dance at your wedding, in a Mr.garrison/Mr.slave kinda way
Sweet! That would be very nice
This is your brain on drugs.
That’s actually quite sad. Poor guy was trying to add some value, some memorability, some laughs to someone’s wedding (perhaps his sister, brother, who knows…). He was definitely interesting, regardless of how nerdy, but sometimes, those things make a wedding *very* memorable and worth going to (otherwise, weddings can be horribly boring). Anyway, the guy was trying his best (no doubt), and doing a good job of things, only to end up in the drink. I hope he didn’t hurt himself or commit suicide when he went home. That’s really such a sad thing to happen — to *anyone*!
I remember my first beer…
Yes. Let us bow our heads and pray.
…. and also with you.
Why the hell would you think someone would go home and commit suicide because of this?? Jackson, I certainly hope this is just a rant otherwise you’re on my watch list…
Yeah! Yeah! Fuckin’ YEAH!!
I’m fuckin’ writin’ your name down! Jackson!
Damnit!
@smrt: Sorry, but, yeah. I have been stalking you abit. Sorry.
Well, for example:
1. As Bobby Boucher said, following similar abject humiliation, in The Water Boy, “Excuse me ladies while I just go hang myself.”
2. “Suicide is man’s way of telling God, “You can’t fire me – I quit, especially after that last stunt you let me pull.””
Yeah, anyway, I was proly being a bit overly dramatic there.
Hold on!!! This was his first Bath in a week…….
meh. back to america’s funniest with this one…
911 WAS AN INSIDE JOB ISRAEL LOBBY RUNS AMERICA
DUH! I’v seen Fahrenheit 9/11
NO GO SEARCH UP ( Richard Gage ) Thermit
Derp de derp!
DELETE THAT YOU EPIC FAIL DOGZ THIS GOES TO THE PEOPLE WHO RUN THIS SITE SUCK A LONG ZIONIST DICK
ALLL CAPS RAGE!!!! Ahahahaha
UR BORING GO AWAY boring
CAPS RAGE!!!!!!!LOLOLOLOL
BORING
HA! HA! XD
What’s the rectangular thing in the grass by where he was dancing?
his first mistake was doing the “hound dog” “elvis presley” move while his face was touching the floor. its suppose to be done xbox 180 degrees opposite