Wedding Guest Fail

Posted on July 3rd, 2011


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    1. random guy says:

      first

      • linx4355 says:

        to stick it to dipsht

      • Say Whaaat? says:

        worst comment ever

      • dipsht says:

        im not gay…but i will still rough up all your dads cornholes..word
        no homo

      • dipsht says:

        come on im J/K i am so gay for some random guy ….true homo

      • dipsht says:

        you jelly?

      • dipsht says:

        I so need jelly for some gay sex people, come on!!

      • dipsht says:

        me +1 wannabee me -100
        you sir are an idiot lolololololololololo
        creme fraiche? woot woot bitch
        really not homo strait as a brick wall
        ahahahahahahahahaha no homo

      • dipsht says:

        your as straight as an “s” …so homo

      • dipsht says:

        me +2 wannabe -200 WINNING

      • Linx4355 says:

        Looks like dipshit is having an identity crisis, Straight vs Gay XD LOL

      • dipsht says:

        remember i am your father you came out my left testicle lmao omg sssssssssssssssoooooooooooooo fffucking funny…….israel deep in my blood long live baby boy zion…….
        sooooooo not homo
        ps no homo

      • Linx4355 says:

        CAPLOCK RAGE!!! Hey calm down, don’t spaz out, its just the internet LMAO

      • Linx4355 says:

        can I ask, are you mad?

      • dipsht says:

        Listen ma, i dont know karate, but after the brain, i kick you out,
        You niggas suck like tony romo, no homo,
        And im all about my money, i get paid for promo yeaa,
        Im the man in this bitch, they say money talks wel..
        Im tha ventriloquist,
        And if i ever jump, il prolly land in ya bitch,
        Boy that hoe colder than my hand and my wrist,
        Boy im more cooler than a fan and a mint,

      • linx4355 says:

        Weak! e_e

      • aidsaap says:

        Dipsht please fuck off, nobody likes you, you’re just a fat, lonely boy that survived Auswitz because you handed out free blowjobs.

        Auswitz is Back for Black

      • dipsht says:

        I see the world for what it is, beyond the white and the black
        The way the government downplays historical facts
        ‘Cause the United States sponsored the rise of the 3rd Reich
        Just like the CIA trained terrorists to the fight
        Build bombs and sneak box cutters onto a flight
        When I was a child, the Devil himself bought me a mic
        But I refused the offer, ’cause God sent me to strike
        With skills unused like fallopian tubes on a dyke

      • linx4355 says:

        I was ridin your mom like she was Mario Kart.
        I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn’t start.She invited me in the house, and we started makin out again. How many times I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
        Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it.
        She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it.
        Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young
        To be in the bed, butt-naked doin your mom. :D

      • dipsht says:

        lmao…..Doin Your Mom lyrics FATTY SPINS….busted you turd…..
        no homo

      • linx4355 says:

        Wow do you want a cookie for recognizing good lyrics….good for you!! I want to make you feel special dipsht, let me send you a helmit and crayons! Lolololol hahaha

    2. Say Whaaat? says:

      i want him to dance at my wedding

    3. Shannon says:

      This is your brain on drugs.

    4. Jackson says:

      That’s actually quite sad. Poor guy was trying to add some value, some memorability, some laughs to someone’s wedding (perhaps his sister, brother, who knows…). He was definitely interesting, regardless of how nerdy, but sometimes, those things make a wedding *very* memorable and worth going to (otherwise, weddings can be horribly boring). Anyway, the guy was trying his best (no doubt), and doing a good job of things, only to end up in the drink. I hope he didn’t hurt himself or commit suicide when he went home. That’s really such a sad thing to happen — to *anyone*!

      • smrt says:

        I remember my first beer…

      • Fred says:

        Yes. Let us bow our heads and pray.

      • smrt says:

        …. and also with you.

        Why the hell would you think someone would go home and commit suicide because of this?? Jackson, I certainly hope this is just a rant otherwise you’re on my watch list…

      • Fred says:

        Yeah! Yeah! Fuckin’ YEAH!!

        I’m fuckin’ writin’ your name down! Jackson!

        Damnit!

      • Fred says:

        @smrt: Sorry, but, yeah. I have been stalking you abit. Sorry.

      • Jackson says:

        Well, for example:
        1. As Bobby Boucher said, following similar abject humiliation, in The Water Boy, “Excuse me ladies while I just go hang myself.”
        2. “Suicide is man’s way of telling God, “You can’t fire me – I quit, especially after that last stunt you let me pull.””
        Yeah, anyway, I was proly being a bit overly dramatic there.

    5. crazy2 says:

      Hold on!!! This was his first Bath in a week…….

    6. hauwaffle says:

      meh. back to america’s funniest with this one…

    7. OgDoRk says:

      911 WAS AN INSIDE JOB ISRAEL LOBBY RUNS AMERICA

    8. OgDoRk says:

      DELETE THAT YOU EPIC FAIL DOGZ THIS GOES TO THE PEOPLE WHO RUN THIS SITE SUCK A LONG ZIONIST DICK

    9. Meghan says:

      What’s the rectangular thing in the grass by where he was dancing?

    10. sirgutter og mouthenport says:

      his first mistake was doing the “hound dog” “elvis presley” move while his face was touching the floor. its suppose to be done xbox 180 degrees opposite


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