Dance Fail

Posted on July 4th, 2011


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    1. JacksonsFoodSto says:

      FIRST!

      • dipsht says:

        My lions live inside a box like Jumanji,
        Sikh niggaz thatll stab you up like Indira Gandhi,
        So never desecrate the space on which I meditate,
        My thoughts rip through tank-armored metalplates,
        And start to resenate, to the spot where Moses caused the sea to seperate
        The place that the Prophet Muhammad started to levitate,
        The exact moment that Jesus rose dead awake,
        And Siddhartha became the Buddha that regenerates,
        Half a bar over but I bring it home colder than dead soldiers,
        Soul controler, holder of knowledge, so dianetics,
        Im like the whole library in Kemet with annunaki genetics!

      • dipsht says:

        I two-step with Lucifer, and ever since i started dancin,
        Ive walked a fine line between Einstein and Charles Manson,
        Starvin in this famine with my stomach growlin,
        Like someone shouting a hundred thousand times louder than thunder poundin,
        Fuck around and Ill punch youre mouth in,
        Im king of the mountain, with my life in this project like its public housing,
        Counting on the fact i fire bomb entire songs,
        I wont stop until the worlds inside my palm like Viacom,
        Diabolic, Ill supply the higher wattage via fibre optic wire,
        Until you acquire some kinda knowledge,
        Coz life made me grow wiser than old-timers,
        Hot-headed like the ghost rider behind a slow driver,
        Sole survivor, flowin lavas second nature,
        So dont test, its best to save youre breath like respirators,
        Ill throw a punch at youre ribs that gives youre lungs asthma,
        And has you pouring out youre guts faster than Dutch Masters,
        Drunk bastard, past the point of no return,
        Like Denzel trickin Ethan Hawke into smokin sherm,
        Judgement overturned, held in court like Mordecai,
        Mortalize when i make statues bleed and portraits cry,
        Ill go to war for mine, Rebel Army guard the border,
        Im in the trenches barkin orders like Im Sergeant Slaughter,
        Pray to Jesus H for mercy and plead youre case,
        Coz on the frontlines youre dead the second that you see my face!

      • linx4355 says:

        Those all suck….. looks like you dont get to be first anymore, sorry!

      • OgDoRk says:

        Im a jew dont spew use live like sheep i plays for keep!!! Snippet from Tel Avivs Finest ( Riddin wid my Kabalah) out august 15

      • linx4355 says:

        Boooooo!!!!! dipsht, you cant rap on the internet you just look stupid XD

      • OgDoRk says:

        ye im dipshit you idiot lost kid

      • dipsht says:

        another day , another dollar … all praise Jews…Lucifer…Zion
        we will have our new world order……….long live Israel
        no homo

      • OgDoRk says:

        im proud of you and israel dipshit

      • linx4355 says:

        looks like a gay happly ever after! Hhahahahhaa

      • aidsaap says:

        please go awat dipsht, nobody likes you

        Die Fahne hoch
        Die Reien fest geschlossen
        SA marschiert
        mit ruhig festem tritt
        Kam’raden die Rotfront und Reaction erschossen
        Marschier’n im geist
        In unsen Reien mit.

        btw, Auswitz is back for black

      • linx4355 says:

        my prediction for what they are going to respond with. Something with Zion, jewish, isreal, no homos, and they call me boring, im atleast chaning my replies with something new….They FAIL so much

      • Fred says:

        I don’t doubt that he’s got a poem titled “Ode to a Greasy Butthole”, so we better brace ourselves for some more coffee house poetry shit.

      • coon-monkey says:

        hahaha now i know that @dipsht listens to immortal technique and diabolic XDD

      • OgDoRk says:

        Linx ???????????????????????

      • ....damn says:

        you know, your a fucking prick……but that was a legit rhyme

      • harryh says:

        This is a song by Immortal Technique and Diabolic! What a rat! Hope you ain’t trying to take credit for Frontlines!

    2. Me says:

      Has to be a Communist made video.Probably forced to “dance” at gunpoint,than raped,shot and fed to school children afterwards.

      • smrt says:

        Probably a government approved masturbation video.

      • Dog Star says:

        You guys have it totally wrong. This is a video definately made for birth control. Who would have sex after watching this?…and I don’t masturbate to heifers either. Damn things belong on a pasture…ewwww.

    3. Ezio says:

      That is the reggaeton

      • Dog Star says:

        Yeah…this and Ragaeton sound just as bad as the other…but this isn’t Regaeton. I can understand the confusion though…LOL.

    4. Bob says:

      William Hung?

    5. Haruki says:

      you see, thats happen only when you let mongoloids on an pacific island with mates like them and with no sterilization and without a nursing staff for more than 1000 years.

      • smrt says:

        english is so hard to learn…

      • Haruki says:

        learn japanese my friend. its easier

      • Fred says:

        Uh…excuse me…but isn’t Japan an island in the Pacific infested with a Mongoloid race or relatives of, for more than a thousand years? Just asking.

      • smrt says:

        What do you mean “infested”? Stop Racism or it will stop you.

      • Fred says:

        Sorry! Sorry!
        I would never try to be politically incorrect! Not “infested”, but, maybe “overrun” would be the proper euphemism?

      • smrt says:

        how about populated? … overrun… like they don’t belong… for shame… still racist

      • Fred says:

        Yeah. You’re right. I guess I do need to repent for that “infested” and “overrun” shit. Sorry, Japanese guy.
        But don’t get me wrong. I think the Japanese and all Asians are, probably, better than myself. It’s just such fun to make fun of each other, ya know?
        I like ‘em! Uhspecially their cute little femmalians. Love them cutesy little bushes!

    6. TexTheMerciless says:

      They all look so serious.

    7. Hugao says:

      Tradicional chinese dancing..
      what’s so funny about it?

    8. Fred says:

      This music sucks. They should’ve used the Barbie Girl song. It’s better.

    9. Josef Mengele says:

      They’re all men…..

    10. Yep says:

      Post-Op/Pre-Op tranny dance island? Next time don’t hire a choreographer confined to a wheel-chair! Where’s Godzilla when you need him?

    11. pew pew says:

      Looks like a bunch of the whitest asians.

    12. Random Commenter says:

      wow, im almost amazed not a single one of them got attacked by an octopus. yes. that was Henati joke.

    13. rockandluv says:

      2:29 epic dance move fail!

    14. Ladyhalo21 says:

      What the Fuck? O.o

    15. OgDoRk says:

      911 WAS AN INSIDE JOB ISRAEL LOBBY RUNS AMERICA

    16. itssohot says:

      is this supposed to be a lame ass attempt at a fetish video??????

    17. sadsoul says:

      new ninja training !!!

    18. pirhomero says:

      Ugly Bitches!!!!!!!!!!

    19. mememe says:

      The guy who comes in @ 22 seconds made my life!

    20. killuminati says:

      mongolians gone wild

      • dipsht says:

        KILL ILLUMINATI!!!!!!!! yours sincerely friendly neighborhood troll… aka ZIONIST JEW!!!!
        no fucking homo aka
        no homo

    21. JeDiMiNd says:

      wheres the vids of assholes shootin themselves in the face w fireworks?

    22. OgDoRk says:

      new track coming out soon from Tel Avivs Finest called (Riddin wid my kabalah) coming out august 15 2011 snippet (IM A JEW DONT SPEW I ROLL WITH A CHOSEN FEW WITH A 22 IN MY SHOE YOU CANT FUCK WITH ME AND MY CREW) hot hot hot hot coming out soooooon

      • linx4355 says:

        You post shit like this and you wonder why I troll you Hahahahahaha, and you call me boring.

      • dipsht says:

        @linx…boring….but your dads tight assholes not :D … i wonder whos pounding that shit now…. hm……..
        no homo

    23. winbot says:

      why god why?

    24. hev says:

      how is it even possible for so many people to dance that bad at the same time?

    25. enomina says:

      geez, they all like like dudes <.<

    26. Eli says:

      Que Pdo con esto??

    27. Kelly Crist says:

      Wow, for a country that made Nintendo Wii…you would think that the Wii ‘dance’ was mandatory or something = /

    28. CL says:

      Abra Kadabra!

    29. leukhoor says:

      asians always suck at dancing.

      think they wanted the number one position of worst song/video ever from rebacca black.

    30. Phukyou says:

      Looks like a bunch of asians fromm hill tribes they dressed up and told to dance.

    31. radoslav ivanisovic says:

      who needs them to dance? they look like they got great jaws

    32. gregrasela says:

      I LOVE TRANNIES!!!!

    33. Amanda says:

      This is what Spring Break really looks like.

    34. frenchmanfresh says:

      gosh those “girls” are UGLY!

    35. Christopher says:

      Is this the prequel to Crysis?

    36. j.d.rosa says:

      I bet most of you watched the WHOLE video

    37. Petru says:

      This is North Korea.

    38. #1 Failure says:

      Yea shake date shet boysz… and girls yea yeahh..

    39. Midnight says:

      The girls think they are strippers and the boys are geeks.

    40. ...What?... says:

      i think they are all guys in this video

    41. spartan49 says:

      i dont give a shit, them bitches are hot

    42. hohoho says:

      I guess this are a hookers and the producer pay them 10 dollars to do that epic moves. for the mans , sorry “mans” i dont have clue

    43. Zimba says:

      I loved every moment of it. Just some people having fun. We need more of it in this World.


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