Sexy Fail

Posted on July 4th, 2011


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    1. dipsht says:

      first

      • djarum says:

        Yes you might still have a guy’s Dick in ya…. you homo

      • Fred says:

        “ahahahahahah yes i knew i still had it in me….. yes yes yes !!!!”: Whut? A butt full of semen?

        I don’t understand. I mean, weren’t you Isrealmites taken into slavery by the Egyptians and the Babble-onians and the Fuckknowswhatelse-onians? And, obviously, they took your women away each time to screw.

        My confusion is that I can’t understand how you “guys” kept multiplying with no women. Unless you “guys” rubbed dickheads together and created another one of them there “miracles”, how did you do it?

        Or…wait a minute…I think I………YOU “GUYS” HAVE OVARIES IN YOUR INTESTINES!!!! THAT’S HOW YOU KEPT YOUR “PURE” RACE!!!
        AAAAAAAAHHH! HAHAHAHA!!!

      • dipsht says:

        Jews can do anything…we are the greatest in the world we kill Palestinian kids and we get away with it because the world cant do shit about it.. they just keep there eyes closed… we get away with murder… we get away with controlling the economy and making you scum bags poor while we wipe our ass with money…. Jews rule the world dont forget that…. study the facts.. dipshits….
        no homo

      • linx4355 says:

        Ahahahahaha Fred WIN lolololol

      • linx4355 says:

        notice how dipsht didnt defend the whole rubbing dick heads together part Ahahahahaha Jew FAIL

      • dipsht says:

        Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza????……a pizza dosent scream when you put it in an oven

      • linx4355 says:

        old joke -_- FAIL

      • Fred says:

        You know, I don’t even believe dripshit is Jewish. I think he’s just saying all that shit because, for some stupidass reason, he thinks it sounds good. I think he’s a radical Muslim. Maybe trying to use some type of psychology on people to turn them against Jews.
        But, personally, I think all religions are a crock.

      • OgDoRk says:

        LINX IS ANTI SEMETIC

      • linx4355 says:

        Anti-OgDoRk is more the proper term.

    2. smrt says:

      ahhh… American women… how life must be so simple.

      Rather than do the hard work of going to a gym, eating a proper diet, working hard and saving money… they just buy shit that has brand names all over it and it makes them feel just fine. Bless their slightly unshapely bodies, simple understanding of everything and self entitlement. Nothing gives you the right to backtalk a McDonalds worker like a Coach jacket and LV handbag… bitches.

    3. Chourtney says:

      iT LOOKS LiK SHE POOPED HER PANTS. BAHAHA :)

    4. BONEMEISTER says:

      I wasn’t aware that Gilly Hicks made diapers….

    5. Fred says:

      Are there two butt cheeks there, or is it just one big one?

    6. O_M_F_G says:

      She isn’t that bad. I would still do her.

    7. crazy2 says:

      Come on Guy’s, you know and I know.. We will still TAP THAT!!!!

      • smrt says:

        not a chance… too big all over… I like them in shape and athletic… better for sexing with. Also, you sound like a sex deprived prisoner… you must be in the military…

      • Fred says:

        Aaah dunno, smrt. Them there bony assed firmed up anorexics’ asses sore up my pelvis bone. A little cushion does buffer the pushin’, ya know. Not that I’m a proponent for these big, hogheaded busted cans of biscuits, mind you.

        BTW: Stole that “busted can” shit from GemStar. Don’t like to plagiarize.

      • dipsht says:

        smrt dont talk shit we all know your a virgin u will basically hit anything that has two legs… get a life you nerd and see you in hell…ps i wont be in hell i will be watching you burn from heaven…. n we all know only jews go heaven so ill be watching and laughing at all you dipshits burning in hell while i eating my kosher kugelach and drinking coke….. lmao fuck all you jew haters burn mother fucker burn lmao lmao im way to funny….. rnt i just the greatest
        no homo… but you guys all homo fucking maggots. you fuck with me , you fuck with Zion pathetic cockroaches… jew are the best jews rule the world … and we rule you mums cunts :D
        no fucking homo dudes now show me some love… or get the fuck out my face! BITCH
        no homo

      • linx4355 says:

        dipsht we all know your a homo…..

      • dipsht says:

        try to catch me riddin dirty
        no homo

      • linx4355 says:

        Chamillionaire – Ridin Dirty, see I can play this plagiarism game too!

    8. Jake says:

      We do chicks who have bodies like this dress as if they were in shape? I would have to be drunk to “tap” that for sure, but someone would need to change her diaper first. Yikes.

    9. George Clooney says:

      Bitch is on her rag.

    10. FatGuyInYoFace says:

      I’d tear that ass up!..

    11. Gianna says:

      HAHAHA!!! That was so nasty!

    12. sadsoul says:

      i saw a smurf came out of the ass!!!!!!!

    13. OgDoRk says:

      Linx why do you hate jews for ???????????? Ill bring a holocaust on ur mothers cunt you son of a bitch !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • linx4355 says:

        dont hate the jewish, i just hate you and dipsht,you will cause another jewish holocaust? Wow thast a Jewish FAIL, you make your mother proud talking against your people like that?

      • OgDoRk says:

        shut up you anti semetic prick Zion will rise above all

      • linx4355 says:

        oh here we go, blah blah jews blah blah zion, something something isreal…. FAIL

      • Fred says:

        He’s not Jewish. Neither is dripshit. I think they are both a couple of left behind Heaven’s Gate members. Check’em to see if they got Nikes on. Then let’s castrate ‘em!

    14. WTF LOL says:

      Whats wrong with her ass? looks like that ass wanna eat yourself from the inside or smthng like that

    15. gappydave says:

      wtf where can you buy that shape woman from

    16. Gabbi Luna says:

      oh hell! there’s no respect!

    17. SonOfJanus says:

      first time I ever saw a camel-toe from the back

    18. Anton says:

      Where’s her arse it’s just a bag of mush.

    19. Bettybubbleboobz says:

      I’m pretty sure if she wore clothes that actually fit her then you would all think differently.

    20. bonzo3 says:

      not only that i will fuck her … but i will fuck her so hard after that she will turn lesbian … so no man ever can have that nightmare all over his cock !


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