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how the fuck do you have a “e” in first when the “i” is across the keyboard.. fucking idiot..
lolz @ forrest
“Ain’t no thang homeboi! Fuck dat ho! u bout ta have all da bitches on fb wantin to fuck wit chu! You da facebook rapper homeboi. u da shit! And you sinsitive bitches like dat shit homeboi!”
hey man that dude sucks at rapping. Don’t tell him that he is good and shit. My down syndrome brother could write and rapper better than that. I’m pretty sure that none of the girls on facebook want to fuck him. He is an idiot and a loser
At least fucking new dipshit didn’t say first FUCKING HOMOOOO
agree..
FIRST !!! fuck yall bitch you cant be me…
no homo
i beat your mom…. no wait your mom beats my meat Hahahahah you cant keep a good troll down
dipshit….i’ve been wanting to tell you this for a while. YOUR ANNOYING!!! Damn got nothing better to do…….
Oh yeah and No Homo
aahahaha what a little wet pube
Only thing worse than a moolie is a some asshat whigger like this douche.
I mean seriously….why do white twats try and emulate blackies?
Talk about fucked up for life.
racist
Naw, there is something just as bad as “a moolie is a some asshat whigger like this douche”. And that is a dickhead like you that has a psychological problem concerning his little wee wee and has to turn his frustration on the rest of humanity by trying to convince us that you got a telephone pole as a dick.
Well, we aint buying that shit, okay?
I’ve dealt with many assholes like you and you are a, no doubt about it, loser. So go crawl in bed with that hogheaded, imbecile bitch of a wife that can’t do any better than you and STFU. If you can even crawl in bed with anybody, that is. Okay?
And BTW: “I mean seriously….why do white twats try and emulate blackies?” I have to agree with that little cliche of logic, but really, who gives a fuck anyway, right?
Just buy a penis pump, viagra, see a doctor about the micropenis shit, whatever and STFU, okay?
^Amen
Wow…Freddy.
Your fascination or fetish with penises borders on clinical.
Closet homo perhaps?
Or lack of erection capability is my guess.
Hey dipshit! There’s a way you can be first for the rest of your life! Lets do it so you can be my “first” ^.^
I once knew a nigga whose real name was William
his primary concern, was making a million
being the illest hustler, that the world ever seen
he used to fuck movie stars and sniff coke in his dreams
a corrupted young mind, at the age of thirteen
nigga never had a father and his mom was a fiend
she put the pipe down, but for every year she was sober
her sons heart simultaneously grew colder
he started hanging out selling bags in the projects
checking the young chicks, looking for hit and run prospects
^ great song by IT.
dipsht shut up and make your own raps
Gayyyyyy!!!!
Huhahuh not bad actually but fail anyways.
ok, the guys start pretty good
but WTF with the last part?
duh!
That’s what I was thinking. It started out good and it was awesome until he starts talking about being in his car and fucking. Also, ‘Path’ and ‘Hear’ doesn’t rhyme. After ‘Path’, I would add in ‘without fear’. Another thing, they blur out his second picture but not the first one?
Picture Blurring fail??
daniel pretty sure he ment hearth not hear
Really? when he said ‘hear’ I thought he meant in a way of listening. Hearth is a floor of a fireplace, usually extending into a room and paved with brick, flagstone, or cement. I guess I have to see her picture to see what he meant by that, lol but you could be right.
Im pretty sure he meant ear
Loser… Nothing original, just a loser’s way to say ‘I’m horny’.
touche
get a fucking dictionary you functionally illiterate walking dick.
1993 called, it wants its homeboy back.
hee dipsht, he is just like you! He writes some raps that nobody reads and he fails in life just like you!
Auswitz is Back for Black, so write your last rap, fucking jew
shut up woujld ya and go away you fly
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000360759890&sk=wall
HAHAHAHA too bad noone can post. but everyone should hit his inbox. dude thank you i was just about to do this myself
Really? I’m pretty sure that shit is in a message, which no one should be able to see anyway. It’s giong way too far to harass him about it…
Can’t spell “crap” without “rap”.
(for those who don’t realize it, this is a troll)
“sexiest chick i had scene”? i think it should be “seen”
hahaha notice how everything was spelt wrong
i know him lol
Why upper picture doesn’t mosaic while bottom one does?
Raping anything, anywhere, any time, ever = fail
so this truly is an epic fail
I can’t imagine why……you can use that in your rap too since it rhymns with your reply lolol.
can i get a spell-check?
his facebook is still up…
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002545971785
His facebook is still up! lol. He wants to know if anyone wants him to right another rap! FAIL!
well at least he made an effort dammit she coulda replied!!!
Yeah, but he’s still a douche.
Hey, Wolfgang, sorry I called you Wolfpussy the other day.
lol ^
I think he just got
Rejected