Hitman Fail

Posted on July 7th, 2011


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    1. lolsally says:

      wtf

    2. nifasdoj says:

      Fat

      Ugly

      Stupid voice

      God what a creature

    3. numnut says:

      Wtf x3 atleast chubbie is excersing.

    4. Say Whaaat? says:

      haha im glad they were just kids, because that was freaking horrible.

    5. MachoMan says:

      Holy shit 47 has really let himself go!

    6. Cringed says:

      What he Hell? Was that a real hitman? Has he been caught?

    7. reiz3r says:

      fatman…..

    8. Alex says:

      Finally the famous fat Agent 47 was caught in KFC while he was threatening people with burgers and french fries… End of story!

    9. Zeek says:

      Why does pig have a panty liner on its head?

    10. Amanda says:

      Does he realize he just brought the coolness factor of his favorite video game down by, like, 500 points?

    11. Random Commenter says:

      ah the delusions of the fresh teens never cease to entertain

    12. Yep says:

      The only thing that ‘Hitman’ is a threat to is a box of… well… any type of carbohydrate.

    13. beakt says:

      Normally, you would say that was terrible in “so many ways.” But this was truly terrible in EVERY WAY!!

    14. Assassin91 says:

      Why he dont try to shot some diet?

    15. BetsysBigWhiteStallion says:

      hahaha….he got the clothes off of the skinny kid in the restroom and the clothes FIT HIM!!! hahahaha….funny

    16. Hugao says:

      he gets paid for killin?
      Gotta use the money on some Gym!

    17. FREDDY says:

      FATMAN!

    18. Cosmin says:

      It was funny,not fail.Some scene are deliberately comic,so the movie itself it’s kind of a parody.Indeed it’s an amateur fan movie,but it ain’t that bad after all :)

    19. J says:

      That was awful in so many ways.

      He is a hitman and when the guy in the mens room catches him, he injects himself with whatever was in the needle. Wouldn’t it be something deadly?
      Gets the clothes off the skinny kid.
      Gun play is so awful.
      Gives soda to a guy, who drinks something from a guy you told to leave. Plus the can was empty.

      So awful but it was funny to watch.

    20. Kool1 says:

      for me i lost more than five minutes of my life watching this because it took 10 to load,wtf,anyways credit where credit is due and this one aint one

    21. Haji says:

      Yah way to go stupid epic fail banning me like that. Now i have to use a stupid proxy to access the website. Un-ban me God dammit. Oh wait…Un-ban me Allah dammit.

      • Victoria says:

        oh nos, a whole two seconds to type ninjaproxy.com so you can troll the epicfail comment sections. Your life seems difficult, maybe they just realized you needed the vacation.

      • Haji says:

        Yes, difficult indeed. I will just have to report them to the CIA. By the way your English is so fluent…very impressive.

    22. Meghan says:

      I’m surprised they were allowed to film parts of this in a school, with the guns. Fake or not, most schools frown on that these days.
      I thought the movie was funny though.

    23. 1337 says:

      was that an over-sized condom in his head?

    24. Guthrie says:

      This is the most stupidest fuckin movie clip everrrrr. How are you gonna kill somebody with a B.B. GUN!!!?? That was the most fake blood ever. This shit was just fuckin retarted.

    25. Grim says:

      Shut up you guys. They are just a couple of teens who got bored. So what if the effects were terrible and the acting sucked, THEY WERE BORED. You don’t need to gang up on them just because of that. I mean honestly, at least they were doing something in life.

    26. bigballs says:

      These guys were AWESOME!! Good job! I laughed my booty off.

    27. Spankorama says:

      The wors acting is the guy taking a piss – and he’s only standing there! TBH this is better than any film I ever made, but only cos I never made one.
      They’re kids with no budget and they made a little film.

    28. kceros says:

      Pigman

    29. Alex Shepherd says:

      His hair was sticking out then insulted Agent 47 by doing this NOT EVEN ATTEMPTING TO LOSE A FEW POUNDS!


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