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wow, I need to find this place and rob it
just hope the owner isn’t gross looking
the picture is the owner you fuck heds
that’s my dream!!!!!:)
btw first to say first
I got a pocket full of Viagra and a GPS. Let’s go!
total agree
i feel the sudden need to steal a hair drier
Raped by a hot looking russian woman for days….I’M IN!!
WTF is with this childish “First” bullshit.
looks like she has a hair on your chiny chin chin
Oh…..my……..god I need a ticket to Russia
haha fine the moment’s mine… In Mother Russia, Woman Rapes YOU!!
Dear Diary:
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Jackpot!
lol Family Guy quote win!
great quote…lol
Not so fast boys, she probably made him her bitch with a huge black dildo up his ass, that dildo probably never his ass for three straight days. why else would he go to the cops to report this alleged sexual atrocity? specially in Russia where no one gives a fuck about sex crimes?
For the same reason as he allows the media to use his full name. He wants everyone to know!
Then why feed him Viagra?
Hey… some hot Russian chick raping my dick for 3 days is always a welcome fantasy. Don’t ruin it for me Carlos…lol.
Bud, would you be able to fuck some sex-crazed Russian 12 hours a day, three days in a row, or even just for one day WITHOUT Viagra?
@ Nygaard….I could….I thought everyone could?….must be just me then
Google “Hair salon Meshchovsk Russia”
Google “plane ticket Meshchovsk Russia”
kthxbai!
thank you, my point exact above.
so my wife says “can you imagine how humiliated that guy is?” oh I’ve imagined it. repeatedly.
In Soviet Russia, rapists get raped by YOU!
you mean in soviet russia owners of hairsalons rapes you!
in soviet russia women rape men***
Maybe they were actually a couple and living out some fetish role-playing fantasy
does anyone have the link to the actual artical. i wanna read the whole thing
Sounds like 3 days of fun. The idiot should be thanking her.
Thanks fucking captain obvious
But guys if this was a man keeping a woman everyone would be pissed. I gotta kinda feel for the guy, nobody wants to not have the choice. Though I have to say I’m pretty sure he won’t EVER try to break in anywhere again
a cute bitch that knows how to use her body and yearns to fuck like a wild boar…yeah I would try to rob her too. I would not need Viagara. It would be a vacation from my wife.
Are you kidding??? I’d ask her to marry me after that!!!
But she has aids and passed it on to him.
Fail
+1
and acidic fluid for her body fluids, his dick probably disintegrated
don’t fuck with them Russian chicks.
That is just disgusting! Can you imagine? A hot blonde chick tying you up and feeding you viagra to keep your dick hard just so she can slide up and down and up and down it until she slaps the shit out of you for making her cum so hard and covering your junk with her juice. Eww… with a capital ‘E’! By the way, I’m going to Russia for a conference on male enhancement drugs. Can somebody get me the exact address of that salon so I can be sure to avoid it. DISGUSTING!!!!
+1
Hahahahahaha +∞. Comment win.
Hahahahahahahha
Comment Win. xD
=( how did he poop?..
Moat important question ever!
he pooped blue.
In Soviet Russia, victim rapes you!
Fucking ace quote… Failblog….. post it somewhere
What a FOOL!!! I would not go to the Cops but I’ll brake back in at her hair Salon…… USED me Baby!!!!
There is no way I’d willingly go, if she released me I’d turn it into a month long lesson for her on never giving up.
unless she looks like a jakalope or has a unibrow….shit who cares lucky bastard!!
Gives new meaning to the phrase “Getting trimmed at the salon.”
All these comments win. I have nothing. I wish a Russian woman would rape me. I dont even care if shes ugly. Im so ugly.
Dude,I think you have a Rape Fetish. Google it.
Punishment or was it really a reward?
Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time.
Ahahahaha, best comment ever. Epic win.
Rape is never a win. You people are troglodytes.
The would-be robber was eventually released, with Zajak saying he had learned his lesson.
Jasinski went straight to the police and told them of his back-room ordeal, saying that he had been held hostage, handcuffed naked to a radiator, and fed nothing but Viagra.
Both have now been arrested.
When police arrived to question Zahjac, she said: ‘What a bastard. Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left.”