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Hater! You know if you were first you would say it =)
just because she loves her doesn’t mean she’s setting a good example. What a stupid bitch. I hope she sits on the face of anyone who makes a stupid “first” comment.
hahaha white people love fat.
My tax dollars paid for her scooter, I’m sure of it, I’ll gladly pay my taxes for her triple burial plot as well or cremate her and we can fix Mt. St. helen!
People like this should be forced into camps. Lose weight ya fat useless bitch! Taking up space and peoples time. Drag her into the street and make an example out of this waste. Fuck being discreet shoot her ass and leave her where she drops!
Bullet won’t cut it for this butterball. You’re gonna need a fucking slug to take down this bitch.
This guy have a issue with fat people. Everyone come here and sit on him LOL
Good point. Buck shot wont do it! It might just anger her!
Shoot a slug won’t do it you need a friggin harpoon! Harpoon her fat and and send her to the rendering factory to make glue and soap out of her lard!
So in otherwords you want this to be like the holocaust and put her fat ass in an internment camp right? I hope her and dipsht’s mom saves dipsht some save.
anti semitic bastards
no homo
@djarum : LMAO !
“DERP look at me, I’m in the upper class so I eat anything because I want to be the fattest mom in the world, but I say I love my daughter, that’s why she’s going to be the world’s no.1 target of Yo Momma jokes and will suicide at 16.”
Really.She DISGUSTS me.She uses money that could be used in beneficial ways both for her and her daughter just to “feed” her attention whoring.
She maybe loving her.. tho she should think on long term effects, if she dies cus of her stupidity to be the worlds fattest ass hole she might die and the poor girls will be traumatized, maybe even go insane i dont know. IF the bitch lives the girl wont have a normal childhood nor adolescence cus she gotta take care of her stupid ass egoist bitch mom. So i agree with master shake >.>
And the kid should be with her father.
And I totally agree with you. I really hope the father ends up taking custody of the children. Poor li’l things deserve something better than this piece of gluttonous trash of a mother.
I agree..I think loving her daughter is bull shit. She is 4. She shouldn’t have to feed her fat mother. She shouldnt have to do anything like that.. SHes suposed to run around and play and her mom is putting all this pressure on her. And no doubt shes going to die being so obese. It said this is her SECOND world record.. come on.. lose weight and stop thinking about yourself. YOUR FIFTEEN MINUTES OF FAME ARE OVER..
grr this is a piss off
Looking at the photo, it is safe to say that this bitch is a genuine Nigger Pig.
Only a black man would hit that
There is no black man alive strong enough to tip that…..
well that kid definitely is the byproduct of some dark meat
naaaa, im going hispanic…. dark long curly hair..
god how did she get pregnant in the first place??? who the hell would erect in front of that blob of meat!
I have an answer for this. “Pew pew pew!” I’m sure he just stood over her while she opened her flaps and aimed and shot a load. Then wished for the best.
I don’t think anyone physically fucked this mess of crude oil. I think she went to a sperm bank snatched up the entire stock they had and used a cattle syringe to help to the job. That would explain the multi racial kid and how even with the biggest dick she would still need two more feet of tube to get in that… I threw up a lil with that one.
I just face-palmed. Why do people like this insist on continuing to make Americans look like a bunch of fat dumb-asses? I can’t imagine that she has a job, so how does she pay for all that food? The amount of money I’m sure she spends for a days worth of food, I could probably feed my family on for a week at least. I hate people like this so much.
I know, right? Have to wonder if she’s getting disability or something…if so, she shouldn’t be since her condition by her own admission is self-inflicted. I KNOW I could live for a week on what she consumes in a day. *sigh* I see your face-palm and raise you a /head desk.
At least she set a world record in something. I doubt any of you fucks have done anything worthy of recording.
Dude, seriously? THis is disgusting, she doesn’t deserve to have a child, or that food. It’s pathetic
Are you trying to break the world record in lowest IQ? Noteworthy is not the same as praiseworthy.
I bet this person is a fatty too.
Tell me your record and I will tell you mine.
If that’s recognition you can have it! Yeah let’s say good things about her, cause she’s a person too right? A person who puts herself and her own desires ahead of the needs and desires of her daughter who she “says” she loves. Right now her daughter is forming the idea that this is normal, this is what everyone does, and she should do it to. She is teaching her child to be selfish and self centered. I say shoot the kid and save her from what her life is going to become! Let the mother kill herself, she’s doing a great job already.
Poor americans! They forced to eat GMO, so most of them looks this way…Nation of sheeps
Even in England, the darkies love the fatties.
‘dem r called fix ‘er uppers
What a shock, the child is half monkey
what a shock, youre stupid…
Phillipe Goaumba… it wasnt that hard to figure out, learn to read genius.
This chick should be killed… and then let the animals live off of her remains.
What is the purpose of setting a record if it is pointless? “Oh, look at me. I am the most obese woman on the planet. Damn, dropped my book, be a dear and pick it up for me. My legs will break if I try to bend over, walk, or even just stand up”
Totally agree!
no, no one would hit that
oh yes, someone hit that. Google her sperm doaner. Phillippe Gouamba. I think the only way to impregnate her glutenous sausage wallet would be to bust a load on your knuckles and fist her. Yikes!
Lol’d at thunder_chicken. Then threw up… That’s nasty stuff.
dude even if you fisted that bitch you would loose your whole fucking are her twat would eat you alive twice. ROFLMFAO
she’s getting Bananas. Really? And 3 tubs of pretzels.
She doesn’t use the bananas for nutrition, she fucks her unholy tent of a vagina with them.
the bananas are for the monkey
Man, those black dudes love them big women!
epicfail is run by a bunch of racist. I left a post in response to all the nigger this and monkey that, but my post was removed. Yet no matter what the content of the picture people are free to leave comments that have nothing to do with anything except their own small minded little worlds they live in. If you are going to monitor post and delete comments then do it across the board. And to all you internet racist tough guys try making those same comments in public. Anybody can be a bad-ass hiding behind a keyboard.
its true i have no idea how half these comments get through. i also dont get why these people act as though its ok to be like this online. doubt you would catch them doing it irl
seriously putting her kids through that!! she wont even see her childs 10th birthday !!!
I seen a story on t.v with her on it she had a black husband and he was the reason she started gaining weight he kept saying he loved the weight and encouraging her. her goal of 1000 lbs is buligerant
This is a very sad situation and only the children will pay for it. But does it really matter that the child is black or white. Coexist people. I hope the father of these children steps up before the children become obese also.
What a wast of life. I hope she chocks and dies one pound away from the record. I cant believe she would do something like that to her daughter. What a sick place this world is coming to. I just hope her daughters future starts brightening up.
damn :/ was kinda hoping to see some “your mama” jokes in the comments
Wow!!! There are still totally ignorant fools in this country judging by some of these comments! For you to still be using the word “nigger” tells me who is a pig! You all are just as much of a waste as you claim this woman to be! As for this woman and her children, it’s a shame that she is this way and her kids are suffering because she refuses to control her eating! I’m sure she loves her kids but it’s quite obvious she loves eating more! I pray that she look at these pics and turn her life around before it’s too late. Nobody can blame anyone for doing this to themselves black,white,etc….. Sounds like a few of you are curious about the “dark” side!
If I recall this woman was on Taira or some show like that with the dude (who’s black and not fat surprisingly).
Leave it to a porch monkey to fuck something like that. Either them or the Puerto Ricans would, cuz you know they love to thwap those fatties
meh…. what can i say? fat white bitches pay the bills.
i fucks widdum
GROSS!
setting a bad example “shut your mouth” is something she should do every time she wants to stick something down the back of her neck,speaking of sticking something to the back of her neck that’s where the guy that got her pregnant should of let his juice go.we will shut up when she is sitting in her fat chair mouwing on a turkey leg instead of bringing her kids ice skating ,skiing,playing ball,bicycling,running and all the other things her kids are going to miss out on,in short she’s a selfish fat pig
This woman has been in the news for a few years now. Last Thanksgiving she bragged about putting away 33,000 calories. Disgusting. When her knees finally snap because they can’t support her weight anymore, she’s going to be in the news again only this time she’ll be begging for someone to help her lose weight.
You love her enough to make her help you die…
Comment Win!
wtf is wrng with yall!!!! just coz shes fat ye wish her death! there r plenty of skinny assholes who do crimes n still fukin alive! judge ppl by their fukin actions not by how they look or how much they weigh ignorant faggots!
SHUT THE F*** UP YOU STUPID DUMBASS FAGGOT !! WE ARE JUDGING HER BY HER ACTIONS!! SHE’S USING HER CHILD TO FEED HER SORRY FAT ASS!! SHE’S EATING MORE FOOD THAN AN ENTIRE FAMILY!!! I DONT WISH HER DEATH, BUT SHE DOES NEED SOME PSYCHIATRIC HELP, BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY A DAMN SURGERY FOR THIS WHALE WHORE!! MAYBE SHE SHOULD EAT ALL THEM SKINNY ASSHOLES WHO DO CRIME AND ARE STILL ALIVE THEN HARPOON HER ASS AND DROP HER BACK TO THE SEA!!
1. Epic fail for the country what makes it possible.
2. In the country of lawyers, does it not count as a child abuse? Shouldn’t they get the girl from her?
3. Epic fail for anyone using the imperial system. Stones? LOL.
4. Anyone dreaming about shooting her: Bullets won’t get her. You need a harpoon for this whale.
They have to be American. Fat slobs.
AGREED!
Not all Americans are Fat Slobs!!!!!
SHOCKING THAT THIS WOMAN IS AMERICAN!! GOD YOU IDIOTS ARE NOTHING BUT ENTERTAINMENT FOR THE REST OF THE PLANET! ENJOY YOUR FAILING SOCIAL STRUCTURE AND TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF DEBT, FUCKING RETARDS. ONLY IN AMERICA WOULD A WOMAN MAKE WEIGHT GAIN A GOAL.
Seriously? Why would you make it your goal to be obese. Think someone needs to get their head checked.
someone please take this child away from this monster before she eats her that is not a good environment for a child
WTF. You should take the kid into foster care and put this crazy woman on a diet, using her own daughter to do all this. She won’t live much longer that obese, highly impossible.
AM i the only Person that read the fails to? the writer kept writing “st” at the end of all the numbers, lol i mean i have heard of 72nd but not 72st or 12st.obviously retarded from the writer and that BIIIIIG mama
another retard on the loose… The “st” at the end of each number is actually the abbreviation of “stone” and stone is a weight unit similar to pounds (lbs), kilograms (kg) etc… And to answer your question, nope you’re not the only person reading the “st” but yes you’re the only person that thinks the “st” at the end of each number are fails.
this part of your comment is just priceless, fail at it’s finest!!
“i mean i have heard of 72nd but not 72st or 12st.”
-k.mcsanchez
another retard on the loose… The “st” at the end of each number is actually the abbreviation of “stone” and stone is a weight unit similar to pounds (lbs), kilograms (kg) etc… And to answer your question, nope you’re not the only person reading the “st” but yes you’re the only person that thinks the “st” at the end of each number are fails.
this part of your comment is just priceless, fail at it’s finest!!
“i mean i have heard of 72nd but not 72st or 12st.”
-k.mcsanchez
Canibal’s Dream…
WTF…she is a tard…as some americans are…just kill her and try to recover that kid…she might be very twisted…shrink required
Surprised she hasn’t eaten her daughter yet.
OM NOM NOM Anyone that says I’m setting a bad NOM NOM example *wheeze* NOM NOM *wheeze* *wheeze* *belch* NOM NOM and threatens to take away NOM NOM *wheeze* my food shoveler *wheeze* NOM NOM NOM should SHUT THEIR MOUTH… maybe NOM NOM that will mean I can eat their food too since *wheeze* their mouths are sh- ZZZZzzzzZZZZzzz *wheeze* NOM NOM ZZZzzzZZZzzz – ANNNNNND….CUT!
Naturally, the kid is half black. Go figure.
What’s with the “st” at the end of all the numbers? Did a retard write this article? Should be made a double fail just by pointing that out multiple times in the article…
hahaha,.. your comment is a bigger fail than this story. “st” is the abbreviation of “stone” and stone is a weight unit similar to pounds (lbs), kilograms (kg) etc… So to answer your question, nope a retard did’t write this article, a retard just misunderstood the article.
hahaha,.. your comment is a bigger fail than this story. “st” is the abbreviation of “stone” and stone is a weight unit similar to pounds (lbs), kilograms (kg) etc… So to answer your question, nope a retard did’t write this article, a retard just misunderstood the article.
Just think of it this way… when doomsday happens, she’ll feed a looooooot of people. Just sayin’.
So the bitch wants her daughter to help her die of obesity in order to gain a world record?? That’s a shame. ////////like, really… smh..