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WTF!!!! touching , trains, monsters, and imitation crab meat ???? Im so replying to him lmao!!
Sounds like the Average Joe to me. I’ve had guys try to convince me that it’s cool to screw their wives while they watch. I mean, what’s abit of toy train stomping and walking away with some shitty “crab” meat?
LOL at least i can make sum imitation Crabby patties
First.
No homos here..
2nd and yes you homo … if you feel the need to say no homo that makes you homo you turdcutter…. but me im not homo…
no homo
Actually dipsht, you’re actually, no one implied you were a homo, but you are implying it yourself, so probably you are a homo
I’m sorry dipshit you have no life if you go around looking for people who say no homo.
No homo
So I never realized saying you where first, even tho you where clearly 2nd made ur first! I Need to remember this next time I’m in a race, I’ma jump to the finish line dead last screaming”FIRST, FIRST, I called it” I’ll Win the gold every-time. lol
turd cutter??? how about penis jouster, dung tonguer, purple pickle porno pirate, or how about ‘fag’?
hahaha even old white people are homos.
seems someone else with a grudge put that on the net.
Mutual touching is pretty gay. The only time it’s acceptable for you and a strange older man to jerk off in the same room together is when you belong to the catholic church. Catholicism is the Underground railroad for Gayness; hiding homo’s for years.
uhh that seems pretty random to just blurt out to Leukhoor…….
imitation crab meat mmmmmm
Uncle Richard? WTH!! That crab meat belongs to me.
“Imitation” crab meat? Wtf?!
Made of pollock. It’s gross. Had some the other night while I stomped on some mini buildings… Wait… Wha?
that is the creepest shit iv ever seen and read.
I am so agreed… 0.0
wonder how much spam he’s getting since his mail address has been posted on epicfail
I don’t know, but I’ve already sent him three imitation hot dogs and a big boy toy.
Already been over gays, taken all the meat and was godzilla for the day.. was a good laugh, you should give it a try some time
was he on top
hehe you like that? you like touching the train? go ahead, stomp around and pretend that you are a monster while I record you. Don’t break it, just pretend you are big big boy stomping around the small world train set. If you want to take your shirt off that’s ok, I’m not gay or anything. Yeah, there you go, touching the trains against your skin feels good huh? Touch the caboose, that is the Ass part of the train set. Touch the caboose, yeah there you go. If you want to take off your pants, that’s fine, I’m not gay or anything. I’m just filming this for educational purpose. You don’t care if I take off my shirt do you? Now be a monster again, stomp around and pretending, arrrrgggh. Oh yeah, I like it when you are angry. We can do this all night. Hey, maybe later, we can eat some imitation crab meat together. LOL, does the guy have to take a picture of himself shirtless? lol
Sounds like you were there with him.
You’re weird…
^ ^ dANIEL wAS mOST dEIFIEENTIELY tHERE
You failed – SO severely – at your pitiful attempt to be funny.
Seriously you sound like pedo bear…. O.o
???????????????What???????
Where is this ad?!?!!!??!!?!! I must respond to it. Mutual touching, trains AND imitation crab meat?!? I’ve finally found my dream hunk <3.
Are you serious?? Really??… This is one of the MOST EPIC FAILS I HAVE EVER SEEN
hE’S sHO iS sMEXxxXY
dAMN hE’LL tAKE 70 yEAR oLD’S tOO? hE’S a cOUGAR fO-sHO
what’s wrong with your voice, moron?
lmfao this has to be a joke i mean…COME ONNN
lol? this shit is so old.
The crab meat was alright but his model train sucked
That guy lied about the “touching” part
Those tracks look like Lionel which are O scale, not HO.
what’s the problem? sounds like good clean fun to me
My brother replied to this add back in May of ’08. Nobody has seen him since…..wait…
it would crack me up if the guy who showed up to his house was 70, lol
Why did John Wayne Gacy instantly come to mind when I saw this?? This guy is just creepy…reeeaaalllly creepy…gross!