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Huudstarr posted on July 19, 2011 at 3:58 am

WTF!!!! touching , trains, monsters, and imitation crab meat ???? Im so replying to him lmao!!

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Fred posted on July 20, 2011 at 12:06 am
Sounds like the Average Joe to me. I’ve had guys try to convince me that it’s cool to screw their wives while they watch. I mean, what’s abit of toy train stomping and walking away with some shitty “crab” meat?
Huudstarr posted on July 22, 2011 at 9:52 am
LOL at least i can make sum imitation Crabby patties

ONBEER posted on July 19, 2011 at 4:16 am

First.

No homos here..

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dipsht posted on July 19, 2011 at 6:51 am
2nd and yes you homo … if you feel the need to say no homo that makes you homo you turdcutter…. but me im not homo…
no homo
Masmium posted on July 19, 2011 at 7:14 am
Actually dipsht, you’re actually, no one implied you were a homo, but you are implying it yourself, so probably you are a homo
Jens posted on July 22, 2011 at 4:48 am
I’m sorry dipshit you have no life if you go around looking for people who say no homo.
No homo
Huudstarr posted on July 22, 2011 at 9:56 am
So I never realized saying you where first, even tho you where clearly 2nd made ur first! I Need to remember this next time I’m in a race, I’ma jump to the finish line dead last screaming”FIRST, FIRST, I called it” I’ll Win the gold every-time. lol
that guy posted on July 30, 2011 at 2:50 pm
turd cutter??? how about penis jouster, dung tonguer, purple pickle porno pirate, or how about ‘fag’?
yeyo posted on October 25, 2011 at 12:58 am
hahaha even old white people are homos.

leukhoor posted on July 19, 2011 at 4:46 am

seems someone else with a grudge put that on the net.

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thunder_chicken posted on July 19, 2011 at 12:16 pm
Mutual touching is pretty gay. The only time it’s acceptable for you and a strange older man to jerk off in the same room together is when you belong to the catholic church. Catholicism is the Underground railroad for Gayness; hiding homo’s for years.
Kwel posted on July 23, 2011 at 7:56 pm
uhh that seems pretty random to just blurt out to Leukhoor…….

Bob posted on July 19, 2011 at 4:51 am

imitation crab meat mmmmmm

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dolladolla...bob, y'all! posted on July 19, 2011 at 4:52 am

Uncle Richard? WTH!! That crab meat belongs to me.

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Chopper posted on July 19, 2011 at 5:25 am

“Imitation” crab meat? Wtf?!

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First posted on July 19, 2011 at 9:42 pm
Made of pollock. It’s gross. Had some the other night while I stomped on some mini buildings… Wait… Wha?

ohdear posted on July 19, 2011 at 5:56 am

that is the creepest shit iv ever seen and read.

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Geryon posted on July 20, 2011 at 4:00 am
I am so agreed… 0.0

jv posted on July 19, 2011 at 6:25 am

wonder how much spam he’s getting since his mail address has been posted on epicfail

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Tjakkur posted on July 25, 2011 at 7:24 pm
I don’t know, but I’ve already sent him three imitation hot dogs and a big boy toy.

fail cakes posted on July 19, 2011 at 7:30 am

Already been over gays, taken all the meat and was godzilla for the day.. was a good laugh, you should give it a try some time

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Geryon posted on July 20, 2011 at 4:02 am
was he on top

Daniel posted on July 19, 2011 at 8:51 am

hehe you like that? you like touching the train? go ahead, stomp around and pretend that you are a monster while I record you. Don’t break it, just pretend you are big big boy stomping around the small world train set. If you want to take your shirt off that’s ok, I’m not gay or anything. Yeah, there you go, touching the trains against your skin feels good huh? Touch the caboose, that is the Ass part of the train set. Touch the caboose, yeah there you go. If you want to take off your pants, that’s fine, I’m not gay or anything. I’m just filming this for educational purpose. You don’t care if I take off my shirt do you? Now be a monster again, stomp around and pretending, arrrrgggh. Oh yeah, I like it when you are angry. We can do this all night. Hey, maybe later, we can eat some imitation crab meat together. LOL, does the guy have to take a picture of himself shirtless? lol

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