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Posted on July 19th, 2011


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    1. Huudstarr says:

      WTF!!!! touching , trains, monsters, and imitation crab meat ???? Im so replying to him lmao!!

      • Fred says:

        Sounds like the Average Joe to me. I’ve had guys try to convince me that it’s cool to screw their wives while they watch. I mean, what’s abit of toy train stomping and walking away with some shitty “crab” meat?

      • Huudstarr says:

        LOL at least i can make sum imitation Crabby patties

    2. ONBEER says:

      First.

      No homos here..

      • dipsht says:

        2nd and yes you homo … if you feel the need to say no homo that makes you homo you turdcutter…. but me im not homo…
        no homo

      • Masmium says:

        Actually dipsht, you’re actually, no one implied you were a homo, but you are implying it yourself, so probably you are a homo

      • Jens says:

        I’m sorry dipshit you have no life if you go around looking for people who say no homo.
        No homo

      • Huudstarr says:

        So I never realized saying you where first, even tho you where clearly 2nd made ur first! I Need to remember this next time I’m in a race, I’ma jump to the finish line dead last screaming”FIRST, FIRST, I called it” I’ll Win the gold every-time. lol

      • that guy says:

        turd cutter??? how about penis jouster, dung tonguer, purple pickle porno pirate, or how about ‘fag’?

      • yeyo says:

        hahaha even old white people are homos.

    3. leukhoor says:

      seems someone else with a grudge put that on the net.

      • thunder_chicken says:

        Mutual touching is pretty gay. The only time it’s acceptable for you and a strange older man to jerk off in the same room together is when you belong to the catholic church. Catholicism is the Underground railroad for Gayness; hiding homo’s for years.

      • Kwel says:

        uhh that seems pretty random to just blurt out to Leukhoor…….

    4. Bob says:

      imitation crab meat mmmmmm

    5. dolladolla...bob, y'all! says:

      Uncle Richard? WTH!! That crab meat belongs to me.

    6. Chopper says:

      “Imitation” crab meat? Wtf?!

      • First says:

        Made of pollock. It’s gross. Had some the other night while I stomped on some mini buildings… Wait… Wha?

    7. ohdear says:

      that is the creepest shit iv ever seen and read.

    8. jv says:

      wonder how much spam he’s getting since his mail address has been posted on epicfail

      • Tjakkur says:

        I don’t know, but I’ve already sent him three imitation hot dogs and a big boy toy.

    9. fail cakes says:

      Already been over gays, taken all the meat and was godzilla for the day.. was a good laugh, you should give it a try some time

    10. Daniel says:

      hehe you like that? you like touching the train? go ahead, stomp around and pretend that you are a monster while I record you. Don’t break it, just pretend you are big big boy stomping around the small world train set. If you want to take your shirt off that’s ok, I’m not gay or anything. Yeah, there you go, touching the trains against your skin feels good huh? Touch the caboose, that is the Ass part of the train set. Touch the caboose, yeah there you go. If you want to take off your pants, that’s fine, I’m not gay or anything. I’m just filming this for educational purpose. You don’t care if I take off my shirt do you? Now be a monster again, stomp around and pretending, arrrrgggh. Oh yeah, I like it when you are angry. We can do this all night. Hey, maybe later, we can eat some imitation crab meat together. LOL, does the guy have to take a picture of himself shirtless? lol

    11. dat dude says:

      ???????????????What???????

    12. BulletsAndBracelets says:

      Where is this ad?!?!!!??!!?!! I must respond to it. Mutual touching, trains AND imitation crab meat?!? I’ve finally found my dream hunk <3.

    13. Dave says:

      Are you serious?? Really??… This is one of the MOST EPIC FAILS I HAVE EVER SEEN

    14. Mutated Frog says:

      hE’S sHO iS sMEXxxXY

    15. Mutated Frog says:

      dAMN hE’LL tAKE 70 yEAR oLD’S tOO? hE’S a cOUGAR fO-sHO

    16. Rtard says:

      lmfao this has to be a joke i mean…COME ONNN

    17. No Name Required says:

      lol? this shit is so old.

    18. Manny says:

      The crab meat was alright but his model train sucked

    19. ImaBeast says:

      That guy lied about the “touching” part

    20. SurlyTom says:

      Those tracks look like Lionel which are O scale, not HO.

    21. AllHailMe says:

      what’s the problem? sounds like good clean fun to me :) My brother replied to this add back in May of ’08. Nobody has seen him since…..wait…

    22. Fudge Trucker says:

      it would crack me up if the guy who showed up to his house was 70, lol

    23. AMGzombieslol says:

      Why did John Wayne Gacy instantly come to mind when I saw this?? This guy is just creepy…reeeaaalllly creepy…gross!


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