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First Impression Fail47

By jason in People Fail on July 24, 2011
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47 Comments : trollzone

  1. SMRT posted on July 24, 2011 at 2:03 pm

    Yessir… that’s pretty neat.

    Reply
  2. Demon posted on July 24, 2011 at 2:17 pm

    I smell a boner…

    Reply
  3. cj posted on July 24, 2011 at 2:23 pm

    tan fail too :P

    Reply
    • SMRT posted on July 24, 2011 at 3:13 pm

      ummmmm….. not too sure about that.

    • dragunov143643 posted on July 24, 2011 at 10:40 pm

      I’m pretty sure that girl’s indian

    • ftfy posted on August 1, 2011 at 4:09 am

      i guess the tan was convincing after all then…

  4. gomavs11 posted on July 24, 2011 at 2:32 pm

    Thats my Uncle bruce

    Reply
    • LOLOLOLWTF?!?!?! posted on July 24, 2011 at 3:57 pm

      HAHAHAHAHHAHA LOOL COMMENT WIN!

  5. sadsoul posted on July 24, 2011 at 2:32 pm

    ohhh yes i saw the epic fail “yellow licras”

    Reply
    • Dave posted on August 31, 2011 at 8:54 pm

      LOL

  6. pimp my cock posted on July 24, 2011 at 3:12 pm

    never the less the chick couldn’t stop watching xD

    Reply
  7. Kool1 posted on July 24, 2011 at 3:25 pm

    lol,lol,lol,I laughed like crazy,this chick had a lot going through her mind and the dude knew what he was doing,lol,lol,thats pretty much what chicks do to us guys with their short skimpy shirts and their titties,they know what we are thinking but cant,its nice to see a guy tease the bitches for once,

    Reply
    • Jay-Hay posted on July 29, 2011 at 6:51 pm

      wow your a virgin, pervert, and a retard built alll in one. the dude was just like you. a sick lonley fuck.
      peace out you future (maybe even present) stalker.
      p.s. im so fucking stoned right now
      p.s.s bout to go munch away this buzz
      p.s.s.s nvm just going to add onto the buzz i gots now

    • PFC posted on September 2, 2011 at 3:52 am

      it’s: p.s. -> p.p.s. -> p.p.p.s being stoned is no excuse for a lack of understanding the English writing system lol

  8. Kool1 posted on July 24, 2011 at 3:30 pm

    OK,I watched it again,this time I say his a sick fucker,i didn’t notice the first time he is a flasher he was playing it up hard then flashing her then of course he hides behind his trench coat,the fucker is funny but is a sicko,still a good fail although someone has a video of him breaking the law,lol,now who’s uncomfortable her?

    Reply
    • Meghan posted on July 24, 2011 at 5:13 pm

      But was he breaking the law? Assuming he wasn’t wearing the tight spandex pants in order to show of his bulge, flaccid or otherwise, is it a crime to get a surprise erection in public? It’s not like he whipped it out. I couldn’t tell if he was trying to cover it up, show it off, fluff it up, or what.

    • PapaSmurf posted on July 24, 2011 at 5:40 pm

      anyone waeriung bright yellow spandex needs to go to jail just for that alone

    • Kool1 posted on July 25, 2011 at 3:47 am

      maybe he wasn’t breaking the law because there was no exposier but there was definitely some lewd public acts with intent,yes he was playing it up to flash the girl.he’s a sico

    • hankstagangsta posted on July 27, 2011 at 1:54 am

      i hope the chick possessed the video and went to small claims and made a sexual harassment suit…

    • Jay-Hay posted on July 29, 2011 at 6:55 pm

      haha woops…
      mybad kool1 was stoned and didnt read the next comment. but on an up beat i did smoke some more pot. yeah im higher than giraffe pussy now lol

  9. Win posted on July 24, 2011 at 4:25 pm

    Nice dick. Nice dick.
    The flourescent tights gotta go though.

    Reply
  10. MachoMan posted on July 24, 2011 at 5:36 pm

    Oh she wanted some of that meat..

    Reply
  11. Random Commenter posted on July 24, 2011 at 6:49 pm

    ballet is his fetish.

    Reply
  12. Mutated Frog posted on July 24, 2011 at 7:45 pm

    B a n a n a s! His thing looked big and why was she looking that way? He wasn’t looking at her, she probably was like “ohhh that’s hot” …and she tried to play it off like rolling her eyes and shit. Yea ok!And he was touching it ROFL.

    Reply
  13. Daniel posted on July 24, 2011 at 9:36 pm

    It looked like he stuff some socks in there, lol.

    Reply
  14. geez posted on July 24, 2011 at 9:48 pm

    Nothing I enjoy more then watching some lame ass prick playing with his… prick. While the hot chick sits their completely dressed doing absolutely nothing interesting… at all!!! Great vid… for losers.

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    • cadillac jack posted on July 25, 2011 at 8:30 am

      then why did you watch it dumbass?

  15. O.G. KUSH posted on July 24, 2011 at 10:15 pm

    it wasnt a penis, he was selling bananas and only had one left so he had to put it out to see who wanted it.

    Reply
    • SkylaHart posted on July 28, 2011 at 8:12 am

      Oooohhhhh! Makes perfect sense now! Poor guy. So misunderstood. :-/

  16. TexTheMerciless posted on July 25, 2011 at 12:56 am

    That playa has mad game.

    Reply
  17. BerToh posted on July 25, 2011 at 1:16 am

    dumb post!!!

    Reply
  18. Spooky posted on July 25, 2011 at 2:50 am

    wish someone would punch that guy in his fluorescent cock.

    Reply
  19. k.mcsanchez posted on July 25, 2011 at 3:28 am

    actually, He kinda reminds me of Goldmember…

    Reply
  20. ohdear posted on July 25, 2011 at 4:35 am

    ewwwwww if that was me I probably would of smacked that creepy cunt in the head!

    Reply
  21. molance posted on July 25, 2011 at 9:39 am

    @ohdear- which head are you you aiming for?

    Reply
  22. 2LOLO posted on July 25, 2011 at 10:37 am

    Now Everyone seen your face “KYLE”

    Reply
  23. Meliss posted on July 25, 2011 at 12:46 pm

    Ewww…What a disgusting man :S

    Reply
  24. Rtard posted on July 25, 2011 at 6:15 pm

    lol wow, clear rapist.

    Reply
  25. Spankorama posted on July 25, 2011 at 7:18 pm

    I can clearly see your nuts

    Reply
  26. JP posted on July 25, 2011 at 7:35 pm

    Try pink pants next time

    Reply
  27. sexymofo posted on July 26, 2011 at 3:31 pm

    my penis has been defeated

    Reply
  28. Dyquen posted on July 26, 2011 at 9:29 pm

    Ok WTF is up with the tights? girl was pretty cute tho, looks like she spotted that trouser worm from the moment he got next to her. lmao

    Reply
  29. Ozzy posted on July 28, 2011 at 8:32 am

    That’s Metro A line in Rome. It can be read “Arco di Travertino” station at 0:23

    Reply
  30. ImaBeast posted on July 29, 2011 at 4:18 am

    That chick was scary, she just sits there all quiet. And why did she keep looking at the man in the background, she might be one of those weird people, with her darting eyes. I bet she plays with her junk right next to unsupecting people on trains. Jeesh! some people are just strange.

    Reply
  31. Soul posted on October 12, 2011 at 3:55 pm

    Did anyone notice he starts whistling before he turns around to jerk it?

    Reply
    • vic posted on October 12, 2011 at 4:11 pm

      yeah its like a bad 80′s sitcom.

  32. Elmo posted on November 16, 2011 at 1:10 pm

    That chick is Sidney Steele the porn star. I’m positive.

    Reply

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