Amy Winehouse Sobriety Fail

Posted on July 28th, 2011


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    1. Skyle says:

      I loled hard at the first of Jamie’s comments

    2. Skyle says:

      Second, actually.

    3. Skyle says:

      Wtf man, 5 minutes and no comments? What’s wrong with you guys?

    4. DrZoidberg says:

      it’s just not funny … none of this is funny … the only thing that I find funny about this is the gross brutalization of these people and the smugness radiating from their superiority complexes.

    5. Happy Camper says:

      HAHA… Not too soon, She earned her place… Now if we could just stick a needle in Paris Hilton’s arm…lol

      • George Clooney says:

        You should shove a roll of toilet paper down your throat cuz all thats coming from your mouth is SHIT

      • Early Cuyler says:

        George Clooney…. did you love her? Did you want to have all her babies? Are you going to make a rant on your pc saying… “Leave Amy Whinehouse alone. She a person TOO. Leave her ALONE,” and put that on youtube? You’ll be right next to the rant about Britney Spears. LOL

      • Early Cuyler says:

        OH shit and the Justin Bieber rant too. LMAO

      • George Clooney says:

        Hahaha so just if you don’t know someone you can ridicule them – after death- to make your little fag self feel better? It’s not that it’s Amy Winehouse, anyone who dies deserves to rest in piece. It’s little bitches like you that can’t make a good life for themselves and the only satisfaction and happiness you get in your miserable life is to look at people that are suffering. And really? The leave Britney alone insult is sooo fucking outdated, fucking tool hahaha

      • George Clooney says:

        Hahaha little bitch you need to learn better fucking insults and even while struggling through her addiction guess what? She got five fucking grammys. I bet all your fatass does is sit in your dark little room at your mommys house jack off to gay porn and look at THIS shit to make your ugly ass feel a little better about your pathetic excuse for a life. Get a real life AWAY from the computer monitor fag

      • Early Cuyler says:

        LMAO someones mad. Guess I struck a nerve.

      • FUdipsht says:

        hahaha Clooney is mad ” Leave her alonnnnne”
        yeah like you said ”Rest in pieces” hahaha

      • dipsht says:

        u mad bro?

        and why the hypocrisy? not ok to make fun of dead folk but is perfectly ok to rid on gays or poor people? want some kleenex?

      • lex says:

        earned her place? what kind of sick fuck are u? happy camper go fuck urself.

    6. mike says:

      how’d they get their FB to say noob for 1 Like?

    7. partu says:

      hahaha omg, too good.

    8. BIGRAY says:

      lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    9. Gina says:

      I don’t understand how people find humor in death. This woman was clearly suffering and people want to be assholes about it.

      • George Clooney says:

        Thank GOD that there’s one decent person in this fucked up group.

      • FUdipsht says:

        lots of people die every day, she was no special, just a stupid pop whore like many more

      • TexTheMerciless says:

        She made her name from making light of her drug problem.
        Ironic isn’t it?
        Her death wasn’t a tragedy. The what happened in Norway was a tragedy. A blind man could see this coming from a mile away.
        But hey, least she died doing what she loved.

      • Andrew B. says:

        Gina & Clooney, I’m there with you guys. Those jokes were funny to read, it was funny to see her fail performing drunk, yes, she was a mess, but now, when she’s dead, none of it seems funny at all. I bet, almost everyone thought she would have a better ending. And, she had a talent. And most (I probably won’t be too wrong if I say ALL) haters that come here and laugh about someone’s death, let it be M.Jackson, or Winehouse, DO NOT. You need to be good people, and you need to learn how to show some love, kindness or, at least, respect to others. It’s like you making a joke out of 9/11. YOU CANNOT LAUGH WHEN SOMEONE DIES. Doesn’t matter who it is…
        Aahh, you won’t understand it anyway, until someone will hear shit you say and beat all the shit out of your brainless heads. So, who am I trying to teach. Useless.

    10. FtotheS says:

      lol methed up? awesome commet lol

    11. Spankorama says:

      Camden drug dealers announce profit warnings for next quarter…manager of Camden BoozeBusters commits suicide…

      I think Frankie Boyle summed it up when he said Winehouse looked “like a camnpaign poster for neglected horses!”

    12. piink says:

      NOT TO SOON SERIOUSLY =D
      im just very glad people can laugh already :p

    13. It's a Trap says:

      Too soon? I say NO, NO, NO…

    14. George Clooney says:

      Fuck all of you lonely pieces of shit she had family and friends who loved her it makes me fucking sick to think this is what people have been reduced to, selfish, disgusting, apathetic excuses for human beings who have to mock the loss of a human life because you’re all unhappy with yours. Maybe when all YOU fuckers die you’ll have a bunch of pussies making a joke out of your death too.

    15. Early Cuyler says:

      Thats fuckin hilarious.

    16. =H= says:

      To soon…yes, epically fully…also yes lol

    17. George Clooney says:

      Hahaha this site used to be funny all the ugly fat retards that come on here killed it fuck epic fail and all the faggots that run it and comment their mindless, ignorant crap. PEACE, you fucking nasty dogs!!

      • Dan Aykroyd says:

        LOL HE MAD BRO!

      • SMRT says:

        A-typical alpha male syndrome here. Wants to lead the pack but is forced to leave before his pride is too damaged. Like when life slaps you in the face and says ‘try again’

      • Lvcheech says:

        and he thought Dan Aykroyd was a stupid name…

      • StompAround says:

        LMAO George Clooney…it’s terrible to mock someone in death, right? I have to ask by your standards it is ok to pretty much call everyone you ever disagreed with *ahem* Fat, Retarded/Tards,Fags,Faggots,Pussies,lonely,single, and basement dwellers? Did I miss any? You are a sad little boy, lol. Find a good cause if you are going to take a half assed stand that turns into a mindless insult rant. Someone that actively chooses to continue a deadly combination of addictions is not an epic tragedy..the time to mourn for her family would have been at the onset of her drug use… her early death was a mere inevitability.

      • StompAround says:

        ..annnnd allow me to take the wind out of your sails on your temper tantrum boat… I have my own house, married, not fat or gay, and as for “tard”..I am not an english professor, but I have a slightly better grasp on english grammar than thee ;)

    18. JD says:

      George isnt going anywhere. He will be back. While I do feel sorry for her family and friends loss do I feel bad she died? Not one bit. She did it to her self. Thanks to all of you who have the funny comments. Makes my day sometimes.

    19. JD says:

      Guess she quit COLD turkey.

    20. Yep says:

      Any efforts to help Amy were all in vein.

    21. AdoreTheWhore says:

      How did they get Facebook to say <3 and n00bz ???

    22. MachoMan says:

      She sure was dying for a fix.

    23. brrrrapdapdada says:

      Definite alcohol poisoning. I heard she had more shots in her than a Norwegian teenager.

    24. kaneda says:

      hahahahha “more shots in her than a Norwegian teenager” :O

    25. Lololol says:

      They told me to go to rehab and nao i’m dead dead dead.

    26. Dragon says:

      Yes 1000s of people die each day. Yes a lot of celebrities are pop whores (not including Amy) and yes Amy Whinehouse did do a lot of drugs (to the point where it killed her) but she was very talented and suffered considerably through her lack of self control, but that doesn’t give you the excuse to rank on her when she’s already dead. I’m pretty sure you’d want the same treatment. If you wanna rank on a whore, rank on Kim Kardashian.I think that’s something that all of society can agree on.

    27. SARAHHHH says:

      People are foul.
      No one needs to feel sorry for someones death. But to make jokes and disrespect the name they left behind is just pathetic.
      She was clearly no saint. But anyone who thinks this is funny is a disgusting excuse for a human being.

    28. Drea Sierra says:

      Are you serious that can’t really be George Clooney…wtf is wrong w u? Ok she’s dead, and that fact in and of itself is not funny…but the comments are fucking hilarious..and how are you gonna call people pussies and fags while you’re typing your tantamount like a little bitch?!? It’s like they said, she did it to herself..she wasn’t fucken suffering. She chose her lifestyle..she obviously loved heroin, she rolled the dice and lost, if other people find humor in that, then hey, at least they can see the silver lining:)

    29. Drea Sierra says:

      Damnit..this auto fill is killing me..should have said typing your RANTS…my bad..maybe whoever programmed this phone was on dope too…

    30. SMRT says:

      I mean, if you sell yourself to the public this is just part of the deal. People relish in your life, even after it’s over. Everybody dies, famous people just have famous deaths. Nobody deserves to die at 27 but I mean… nobody should have to hold your hand either. Famous or not.

    31. FIRST BLOCKER says:

      how do u get your like button to say n00bz???????????????????

    32. EPIK PHAIL says:

      is this fake?? cause when i looked at the likes i saw
      “n00b” right next to it AND “XX hrz b4 <3"

    33. molance says:

      if a person was not respected when alive, why would they become respected at the time of their death? if this is the case, then all people of questionable character would be elevated onto a pedestal when they die, only because they died. in the case of winehouse(ironic name for an abuser), she brought this unto herself.you get out of life what you put into it.

    34. ophidic says:

      This is all very funny and is an epic win. Who give a shit about some trashbag singer?

    35. Butters says:

      Does anyone know what type of facebook that is, its pretty cool with the n00bz and everything.

    36. guy with a life says:

      Clooney, Gina, and Andrew all have valid points and I agree with them for the most part, but they came at it in a way these l33t sp3@k3rs don’t like nor can understand. They are so diluted, overstimulated, and numb that most of them are incapable of feeling most true emotions (aside from negative ones) especially empathy. They find no real value in human life because most of them believe in evolution and that we are all just animals that are here by accident. If they do value human life, they limit it to those they love, which is limited to very few. Their view of themselves is so negative that they take splendor in others’ failures to make themselves feel better about their lives and choices. I’m sure most of them come from broken homes or parents that didn’t really care about, or for, them. They probably gave them whatever they wanted so they didn’t have to deal with their manipulation and bitching, which the rational people in this convo had to deal with. These people even went as far as to call themselves l33t, or “elite”, when in reality they are completely consumed by technology and the internet where they find their comfort, company, sexual gratification, entertainment, and most likely their job to the point where they have no real social life. They are either programmers, computer techs, web developers, or in some other tech related field. Instead of coming at them with an internet argument (which is truly pointless because no matter what, they’ll convince themselves that they “won” which will only validate their hollow sense of superiority), take pity on them and if you believe in God, pray for them. They choose their life of hollow pleasure and true misery and there isn’t anything we can say or do to reach them….

    37. Oledirtyb says:

      Only stupid fucks could find winehouses death funny. Fucking bunch of losers

    38. Homeless10001101010001 says:

      Comments = win
      Leet speak = fail

    39. amy winehouse says:

      Thanks everyone for making my life and addiction a sick pathetic joke.

    40. some random dude says:

      i find it funny how people continue the conversation even after it died down………. amy winehouse??? who the fuck cares what happened…… randomness ftw


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