Weak…This site should now be called Epic Text Fails…since every other post is some bullshit from a text message.
it sure wouldnt be worth the “epic” then anymore
all r dumb and fake but still pretty funny
i guess he left his nuts at his house cause he was too chicken shit to tell her in person. probably because he would of been popped LOL
Bull, everyone knows the best way to end a relation is to get caught cheating. Ametures.
Thank you websters. I’ll remember that when I write my effin memoirs and make sure to include you in it…
It’s “amateurs”… you guys are both idiots
look at my tag, i never said I was an english major, you just assumed that I would somehow thank you for your ability to knitpick someones errors, like it’s some douchbag bullied kid competition on the web.
Yay! Time to post this in epicfail!! I actually meant to make it wrong!
The best way is to get her drunk and let your friend sleep with so in the morning you say how could i can’;t be with you, not only do you break up with, but you can get pity sex from another girl two birds one stone my friend
The best method to kill 2 birds with 1 stone is to wait until they are standing close together. Using a large rock is also a good method.
P.S. I got Masmium’s joke… Once in a game a friend berated me and ended it by calling me a “genus”. To which I replied “It’s genius…you genus!”
whos more heartless breaking up in text liek this, or when yer gf links you to this page…
that guy’s a dick.
the worst part she is running out of battery xD omg
Why can’t everyone break up like this?
Sooooo.. Did they break up on the 18th or the 19th?
at least he did not do it via email…