24 COMMENTStroll

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   Threepwud.com posted on August 2, 2011 at 3:21 am

   Harsh

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   Dante posted on August 2, 2011 at 3:22 am

   Weak…This site should now be called Epic Text Fails…since every other post is some bullshit from a text message.

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     Win posted on August 2, 2011 at 11:32 am

     Winner!

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     ... posted on August 4, 2011 at 12:28 am

     it sure wouldnt be worth the “epic” then anymore

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   cb59 posted on August 2, 2011 at 3:28 am

   all r dumb and fake but still pretty funny

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   hankstagangsta posted on August 2, 2011 at 3:30 am

   meh.

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   whiteshadow96 posted on August 2, 2011 at 3:37 am

   LOLZ

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   itssohot posted on August 2, 2011 at 12:09 pm

   i guess he left his nuts at his house cause he was too chicken shit to tell her in person. probably because he would of been popped LOL

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   balimoron posted on August 2, 2011 at 12:37 pm

   Bull, everyone knows the best way to end a relation is to get caught cheating. Ametures.

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     Masmium posted on August 4, 2011 at 6:19 am

     *Amatuers
     You amatuer!

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     balimoron posted on August 4, 2011 at 1:34 pm

     Thank you websters. I’ll remember that when I write my effin memoirs and make sure to include you in it…

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     Moron posted on August 5, 2011 at 5:49 am

     It’s “amateurs”… you guys are both idiots

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     balimoron posted on August 5, 2011 at 1:15 pm

     look at my tag, i never said I was an english major, you just assumed that I would somehow thank you for your ability to knitpick someones errors, like it’s some douchbag bullied kid competition on the web.

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     Masmium posted on August 6, 2011 at 9:35 am

     Yay! Time to post this in epicfail!! I actually meant to make it wrong!

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     niskam posted on December 18, 2011 at 12:00 am

     The best way is to get her drunk and let your friend sleep with so in the morning you say how could i can’;t be with you, not only do you break up with, but you can get pity sex from another girl two birds one stone my friend

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     duma posted on March 14, 2012 at 11:57 am

     The best method to kill 2 birds with 1 stone is to wait until they are standing close together. Using a large rock is also a good method.

     P.S. I got Masmium’s joke… Once in a game a friend berated me and ended it by calling me a “genus”. To which I replied “It’s genius…you genus!”

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   6 feet under posted on August 3, 2011 at 1:58 pm

   win!! lmao

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   MrLister posted on August 10, 2011 at 4:47 pm

   whos more heartless breaking up in text liek this, or when yer gf links you to this page…

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    x Tia x posted on August 11, 2011 at 1:02 am

    that guy’s a dick.

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    Jctatis posted on August 12, 2011 at 12:26 pm

    the worst part she is running out of battery xD omg

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12. 

    Yoshi posted on August 15, 2011 at 1:01 pm

    Why can’t everyone break up like this?

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13. 

    Stephen posted on August 17, 2011 at 8:56 am

    Sooooo.. Did they break up on the 18th or the 19th?

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14. 

    melper posted on August 18, 2011 at 9:52 pm

    Boyfriend win

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    kill joy posted on October 4, 2011 at 11:57 am

    at least he did not do it via email…

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