Drinking Fail

Posted on August 10th, 2011


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    1. skeetskeet says:

      is that a dude or a bitch? im confused it looks flat chested like a guy but yet the nails are painted lol, I shall name it… IT!!!! or it is a female n shes part of itty bitty titty committee

    2. sactownfool says:

      fake and gay

      • SMRT says:

        no… someone smacked the bottom of her bottle with another bottle… it’s a funny trick.

      • obamasucksballs says:

        Fake. Defies the laws of physics. Looks like the bottle is taking a huge piss in her mouth…which I would volunteer to do, free of charge.

    3. Nicky No Name says:

      She’s obviously doing that on purpose… the real fail is that she didn’t open her mouth and thus wasted precious beer. Although it is Bud light so I suppose I can forgive her.

    4. MachoMan says:

      This defies physics, what the fuck is going on here? Doesn’t looks like it was shook, not enough foam buil up…

      • =H= says:

        Yeah the picture doesn’t really make sense

      • compu says:

        I was thinking exactly the same. How the fuck is that possible?!

      • SMRT says:

        It’s bubbling at the bottom because someone smacked the bottom of it with another bottle, thus pushing the beer out of the bottle. It works, try it.

      • thunder_chicken says:

        SMRT does know his bar tricks. My mom hates when I do this to her before 8:00am.

      • Nicky No Name says:

        Even if it is the smack the bottle trick, why/ how did she open it at lightening speed (quick enough to get the cap out of shot) right by her face… and why is the beer pouring out and not spraying as it would… also, in bars etc they usually open bottles for you… 90% certain this is a staged photo. Columbo out.

      • Nicky No Name says:

        Oh… and one more thing ;-)

        The bottle is less than half full… indicating that some had been consumed before spillage occurred. Columbo out again. Over.

      • MachoMan says:

        It doesn’t work that way, atleast not with that kind of flow she is getting from that beer. If this is that annoyng hit the bottle trick, it would spill out not shoot out, not enough pressure..what I think happened is she pulling the beer away from her, probably coughed or something

      • Sander says:

        It’s pretty simple. She was chugging bottoms up and then pulled the bottle away from her mouth while trying to stand the bottle back up. The centrifugal force of her rotating the bottle it’s what shoots the beer out and what makes it look like the beer is defying gravity. I’ve taken a pic before just like this and it does blow the mind.

        Try this yourself with a half empty bottle of anything. Hold it upside down, then rotate it real quick. The liquid stays at the top due to the centrifugal force.

      • SMRT says:

        Christ almighty… the bottle has to be open when you do this. With an open, full bottle, you just smack the top of your bottle directly upward onto the bottom of the victims bottle. Thus creating the copious foaming at the bottom of the bottle and shooting the beer at the top of the bottle out… Just fucking try it and stop trying to deny that this works. You can also tap the top of a bottle with the bottom of another bottle, but you simply get foam coming out of the top. This is easier than the aforementioned.

      • Awesome-O says:

        she’s pulling the bottle away from her and spitting out the beer that she just choked on

      • Nicky No Name says:

        Awesome-O just took it to a whole new level. He shall be the Watson to my Holmes.

    5. doddlesss says:

      no wonder she doesn’t want to drink it, it’s bud light.

    6. Creepy says:

      I get it. It’s a creative mating call… showing her talents.

    7. dat dude says:

      haha

    8. Me says:

      Is that what they call drinking problems?

    9. sweet says:

      she is ready to take home lol

    10. the unknown comment says:

      She had the bottle up in the chug position and either brought it down too fast or someone bumped her.

    11. Why is it required? says:

      I think she’s reverse-drinking with her mouth closed =)

    12. Noble Vendetta says:

      yup shes a beaut and a keeper

    13. Johnny says:

      Someone or something smacked her arm/beer bottle. Thus, moving the bottle and the beer inside the bottle towards her face. Her reaction, and the reaction of all humans in this situation: is to oppose the action of the bottle of beer moving towards your face. She pulls the bottle back down BUT the beer inside the bottle keeps moving and splashes on her face like a load from a dick. A dick: something Dipsht doesn’t possess unless it’s in his ass.

    14. mynameisjacob says:

      The REAL FAIL in this picture- why the fuck would you drink Bud Light? It taste like Sam Adams when it’s pee’d out of someones dick.

      • toshlover says:

        I’m only guessing that you know what Sam Adams tastes like when it’s pee’d out of someone’s dick (as you so eloquently put it)

    15. JRH says:

      I ‘D HIT MISS SMILEY FACE

    16. Tigress says:

      looks like the bottle got excited…

    17. mbb says:

      how the fuck is the girl on the right holding a blackberry, a wallet and a mikes hard all with one hand??

    18. ixxxHu says:

      I still don’t get, how can a beer sell with “light” in its name?!

    19. Nygaard says:

      Jay & Silent Bitch?

    20. Fred says:

      So this is how lesbos drink beer?

    21. Covarrubias says:

      popeye would be proud..


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