This is what happens when you let retards watch Jackass.
you say that Bam and johnny should not watch their own show?
I think he was talking about you Dave…
At least he wore safety goggles :p
If, however he had stayed on hes knees, he wold have caught it with his shield. The lesson being; if you get shot at, even when pretending to be a superhero, don’t stand up, and keep covered or you’ll end up looking like a dimwit on the internet…
Pretty sure they intended for it to go like that. Sound advice though.
this was the funniest shit I have ever seen in my life. When its in slow motion lmao
Nerds shall inherit the earth. unless they kill themselves first.
Captain Awesome tell me why he was awesome cuz i just saw a fail call him Captain Epic Fail
yea really awesome…
Captain awesome in Riverdance
To bad the flare was a bit higher and hit him in the balls, though probably wouldn’t been a enough to make it so he can’t have kids.
Shoot him again. And again.
now put him in a freezer
I think I smell some nuts a roasting……
over an open fire
epic reply win to djarum LOL
That was Awesome!
Dude this guy is the real Captain Awesome.
Able to leap exploding fireworks in a single bound!
Projectiles just bounce right off of him!
And don’t forget about his mega loud defensive bitch scream!
Epic hero WIN in my book.
“As long as we keep supplying narcotics to our youth, we shall never run out of laughter”
More like Captaion Arsehole
Best. Dinner. Ever.
Captain Dipshit maybe?
Suppose the guy shooting is Dr. Fireworks?
the explosion at the end brought back memories from 1990s power rangers
More like Captain Asshole.
God I wish his cape had caught fire.
Or his head…
Where the Charging Star? LOL
more like captain wwaaaahhhhhh.
it’s job for ASSHOLE MAN !
Kidz! We have roasted balls for dinner!
lol captain douche can be a special guest in jackass
I’m thinking we just give all the dumbf*cks fireworks. Then they’ll kill themselves (or roast their own nuts) and we don’t have to worry about them impregnating each other and spawning.
laughing so hard cant breath
This is one of the best comeuppance videos I’ve ever seen. Calling himself “captain awesome” several times, yelling “block that shit” with a costume quality shield, and then how quickly his bravado and machismo evaporate make it a must watch.