Pickup Artist Fail

Posted on August 17th, 2011


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    1. Nicky No Name says:

      Dirty old bastard fail and sexy college beaner win.

      • Amy Winehouse says:

        And people wonder why young women end up dead in ditches… If she was smart she would’ve just not replied back. We’ll see what fate brings her. Trust me.

      • vic says:

        LOL! okay Amy, we’re counting on you to be on bitch in ditch watch, let us know what turns up

    2. Young Fart says:

      Funny how times change…used to be that when an old man was with a young girl he was considered virile; but when an older woman was seen with a younger man, she was considered a cradle robber. Now the tables have turned and the older man is ‘a creepy f**k’ and the older woman is ‘getting it on!’

    3. Pooch says:

      Major douchebag fail. They should post his entire info so we can all let him know what kind of a dirty douche he really is.

      • SMRT says:

        Agreed. Under the principles of restorative justice, people like this should be publicly humiliated so they don’t do it again.

    4. the science dude says:

      shit…..what kind of degree she have………. interior design lmao

    5. Tanya says:

      Age is nothing but a number? Only pedophiles say that! This chick had me rolling though, I didn’t want it to end.

    6. yuckfou23 says:

      well hes a huge fucking douche bag and shes a giant cunt. Funny part is she doesn’t know that her mexicano ass will soon get fat and ugly… just like they all do.

      They’re actually perfect for each other, cause the world would be better off if they were both dead!

      • Cissy says:

        when was the last time a potential date DIDN’T reject you?

      • yuckfou23 says:

        When was the last time you got some cock?

      • DAM!!! says:

        i know who you voted for!!(yuckfou) you nazi! DAM!!

      • dragunov says:

        don’t you have anything better to do?

      • LOVE & REALITY says:

        HAHAHA “yuckfou23″ is a complete moron he just wanted to post something he thought people would agree with and then he would feel like he has some sort of friends.Back fired on his ass pretty well.Ey prick you cant post again till you take your Lexapro. -__- yeah dumb ass google it!

      • Name Fail says:

        Have you been to mexico? Have you seen how beautiful the girls actually are? I haven’t seen one fat girl there (unless they’re American) I’ve seen short, but not fat… Now American’s they’re fat… but the real Mexican women, not the one’s you’re googling from ages ago, aren’t.

      • Bob says:

        theres some pretty Mexican girls but they’re way more fat and ugly ones.

      • Bobbie :P says:

        Seriously, are you havin a conversation about which race is fat and which one is not. HELLO, all races are fat, skinny, ect. OPEN YOUR EYES. Your racial genes don’t decied your size. you do! so let’s not judge people and say they may get fat or that there not fat because of they’re race. *rolling my damn eyes*

      • FouYuck32 says:

        Wow you racist dumb, how is she a cunt? denying a pedophile isn’t a cunt, and she might not get fat, because if she’s graduated, most people are fat by then.

      • Feh says:

        yes because we need more half-wit morons like yuckfou23 making intellectual contributions to the world. Clearly he gets shut down by little girls alot as well. Try your own age group, you might be surprised how much less the insults sting when you get rejected…. “might”.

    7. Cissy says:

      he’s one manipulative prick. trying to get her question her own mind!! you go girl!!

    8. Alexcostacurta says:

      In your face!!!!

    9. PapaSmurf92 says:

      Bet this girl has THE best banter!

    10. Spooky says:

      The remainder of his hair fell out from all the stress he had typing these post ahah.

    11. Poopah says:

      Your all full of shit!!The dude was trying to be nice and she was just a stuck up uppity bitch!She should block her photos!She a skank-I can tell.That dude could do better!Hit me up!

    12. Barry says:

      Personally i think he was right- ok he could have shut up and moved on, but i agree that she should have been more polite instead of just telling him he’s too old. Sounds like she needs to find some manners as well as him find a life

      • Dan says:

        She told him she wasn’t interested, but he kept bothering her. There are plenty of fish in the sea.

      • Jack says:

        totally agree. hes a douche who doesnt know when to let go but she is a biatch for dissin a person like that

    13. Terry says:

      She misspelled judgment twice.

    14. 2LOLO says:

      Oooooooo!!!!! OUCH!!!!! JOE PLEASE PICK-UP YOUR BALL’S !!!! MIA JUST CUT IT OFF!!!

    15. JOSH says:

      HOW ARE YOU GONNA BLAME HER FOR HER COMMENTS. JUST LIKE HE WENT OUT ON A LIMB TO HIT ON HER HE NEEDS TO BE READY FOR THE POSSIBILITY OF REJECTION, NO MATTER HOW POLITE OR UGLY IT IS.

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      PEDOBEAR APPROVES JOE

    17. dat dude says:

      no game hahaha

    18. sxybadbitch says:

      whoaaa good mia i hate old bastards that do that to me at work i feel strangling them in disgust

      • Daniel says:

        I agree, she should be dating men of her age, you know, the young angry guys that loves to drink till they pass out, puke on their so called friends and have sex with many girls as possible and dump them. Those young angry and stressful guys are sweethearts. On second thought, Mia would be better with women huh?

      • krustyluv says:

        daniel, on second thought–you would be better with Joe’s cock in your mouth-no? you nelly bitch.

    19. >O> says:

      Just to all of the people that said she shouldnt have been rude. HE IS TWENTY YEARS OLDER THAN HER. DAMN. CREEPERS DONT DESERVE RESPECT!!!!!!

    20. Gina says:

      Why are guys getting so mad that young woman won’t date them? Young girls don’t want to date someone the same age their dad or grandpa. And if they do, they’re usually gold diggers (I have friends like this). Plus, he’s trying to hit on her on Facebook, creepy.

    21. Scooby says:

      Whats so wrong about a man being attracted to a younger woman who is of legal age. why does that automatically make him a creeper or a pedo. you women have a fucked up perspective. The man treated her with respect and she dumped on him. But women these days like to get treated like shit, They crave that shit. they like to get slapped around. And then they bitch about it after.

    22. cunt says:

      SURELY THIS CANNOT BE REAL? weirdos actualy do this shit!? fucking pathetic.

    23. johhny5 says:

      who fucking cares? what if she did like older dudes. what if he scored? how do you know that he has not been successful in his past endeavors? most of you people need to be more open minded. not all young girls think older guys are creepers and not all older guys like younger girls. i’m even sure that half of you women on this post would get with an older dude and be daddy’s little whore, especially if he had money.

    24. gappydave says:

      nope nuffin for this either

    25. foxyman says:

      Both losers lol

    26. oldskoolfart says:

      Funny shit. I use to date younger women (i don’t give a fuck) that’s why i understand what is happening here: THE GUY IS A DOCHEBAG, he looks needy and LAME. Why the fuck is he telling her those little stupid arguments? (my mom was… my dad was… they were happy..)GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK! obviously you will never get her pussy that way.The girl is just an annoying stupid cunt too, i mean if you don’t like him just cut the bullshit, you don’t have to insult the bald dude, your smart-ass comments just show us that you are another UNMARRIAGEABLE BITCH, WHAT A PAIR OF LOSERS! TOTAL LOSERS. THEY DESERVE EACH OTHER… FUCK THEM!

    27. ED says:

      you know when she was 10 he has 30 years thats just freeking creepy

    28. jacob says:

      This only proves what we all know.

      WOMAN ARE BITCHES!

      • melissa says:

        And it proves what I already know. Old men creeping on Facebook profiles pretending to be a nice guy swoon you and later threaten to murder your family and best friend if you don’t comply with their desires and ideals.

        Regardless, people having a 20 year difference are at completely different stages in their lives and have no business getting together. No matter how “mature” or whatever, they will not be the same.

    29. Bud says:

      Really, I’d say they are both assholes… so probably a perfect match. What’s really funny, is that this all happened on the 4th of July. I wonder what kind of age difference we’re talking here, anyway… regardless, neither of them know wtf they’re doing.

    30. O_M_F_G says:

      The fact is older men hit of younger chicks because they want to fuck hot women like they did when they were younger. Just because a man gets older doesn’t mean he no longer has a sex drive. After 35 most women are unfuckable so they go for the younger ones. Same reason women don’t want an older guy.

    31. Awesome-O says:

      what an uppety cunt

    32. David says:

      Are you out of your mind? She behaved bad? Impolitely? In a well mannered way? That douche would have bother her even more and longer if she had not been as straightforward as she had been.

    33. Emily says:

      can’t believe i just wasted five min reading this crap…sorry i clicked on the link. so many ignorant comments and spelling mistakes. i weep for the future.
      and age has little to do with ‘fuckablity’. i dated a gorgeous guy ten years younger than me last year and he was one of the lamest in bed i’ve ever had. pull your head out of your ass. over 35 is unfuckable?!? so angelina and gisele are unfuckable then? bahahaha…loser.
      and it’s spelled ‘uppity’ you douche. the c-word is only used by those with no class.
      guys: using hugh hefner as an argument for a huge age gap is no longer acceptable..first of all he’s so old he’s almost dead and not a virile male symbol any longer. also until you have your own ground-breaking, multi-million dollar world-wide business you don’t get to put yourself in his category ..sheesh.

    34. starfallpat says:

      nice try anyway.

    35. JamminJamJam says:

      CHICK SEEMS MOAR ASIAN TO ME

    36. PnkRngr says:

      He is a creep and she is a cunt with a stick up her ass. Reading this in the full was an Epic Fail on my part.

    37. sam says:

      wooow pedophile wannabe fail!!! douche bag lol

      • oldskoolfart says:

        Pedophile??? why? where is the fucking pedophile? we are not talking about flirting little kids idiot, the stupid cunt is a young girl BUT SHE IS NOT A KID YOU ASSHOLE… mmhhh, you are saying you dont like younger women or you don’t like older women, then you do the things right, don’t you? You ONLY like women (or men) your same age… I THINK YOU ARE SUCH A HYPOCRITE, AND YOU WILL DIE RESENTFUL AND SEXUALLY FRUSTATED, so a person like a younger woman then you are gonna call him “pedophile”??? YOU BETTER SUCK MY BALLS YOU STUPID FUCK! hypocrite hypocrite HYPOCRITE, FUCK YOU!

      • melissa says:

        @oldskoolfart

        Yea. Someone liking a younger person is most likely just for physical attraction. They are completely in different stages of their lives. No one has any business dating someone the age of their kid or their dad.

    38. yuck says:

      Old people hitting on young people are super creepy. When i see old dudes staring i just want to punch them in the face, it’s so disgusting, just the thought of it. She was right and she totally wins this

    39. Brad Hallston says:

      I think he won this one, actually, she seems like a cunt


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