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By jason in Net Fail on August 17, 2011
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77 Comments : trollzone

  1. Nicky No Name posted on August 17, 2011 at 7:49 am

    Dirty old bastard fail and sexy college beaner win.

    Reply
    • Amy Winehouse posted on August 18, 2011 at 11:06 am

      And people wonder why young women end up dead in ditches… If she was smart she would’ve just not replied back. We’ll see what fate brings her. Trust me.

    • vic posted on August 18, 2011 at 6:12 pm

      LOL! okay Amy, we’re counting on you to be on bitch in ditch watch, let us know what turns up

    • rockstar posted on May 25, 2012 at 10:14 am

      @amy winehouse, your a cunt

  2. Young Fart posted on August 17, 2011 at 9:57 am

    Funny how times change…used to be that when an old man was with a young girl he was considered virile; but when an older woman was seen with a younger man, she was considered a cradle robber. Now the tables have turned and the older man is ‘a creepy f**k’ and the older woman is ‘getting it on!’

    Reply
  3. Pooch posted on August 17, 2011 at 10:18 am

    Major douchebag fail. They should post his entire info so we can all let him know what kind of a dirty douche he really is.

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    • SMRT posted on August 17, 2011 at 11:21 am

      Agreed. Under the principles of restorative justice, people like this should be publicly humiliated so they don’t do it again.

  4. the science dude posted on August 17, 2011 at 10:46 am

    shit…..what kind of degree she have………. interior design lmao

    Reply
  5. Tanya posted on August 17, 2011 at 12:02 pm

    Age is nothing but a number? Only pedophiles say that! This chick had me rolling though, I didn’t want it to end.

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    • darkness posted on August 17, 2011 at 7:14 pm

      what if a chix said that what is she

    • Manbearpig posted on August 17, 2011 at 8:27 pm

      A cougar

    • rockstar posted on May 25, 2012 at 10:13 am

      @darkness, shed be a manipulative old skank, much that like that desperate old douche is

  6. yuckfou23 posted on August 17, 2011 at 12:04 pm

    well hes a huge fucking douche bag and shes a giant cunt. Funny part is she doesn’t know that her mexicano ass will soon get fat and ugly… just like they all do.

    They’re actually perfect for each other, cause the world would be better off if they were both dead!

    Reply
    • Cissy posted on August 17, 2011 at 12:06 pm

      when was the last time a potential date DIDN’T reject you?

    • yuckfou23 posted on August 17, 2011 at 12:21 pm

      When was the last time you got some cock?

    • DAM!!! posted on August 17, 2011 at 2:02 pm

      i know who you voted for!!(yuckfou) you nazi! DAM!!

    • dragunov posted on August 17, 2011 at 9:59 pm

      don’t you have anything better to do?

    • LOVE & REALITY posted on August 17, 2011 at 11:05 pm

      HAHAHA “yuckfou23″ is a complete moron he just wanted to post something he thought people would agree with and then he would feel like he has some sort of friends.Back fired on his ass pretty well.Ey prick you cant post again till you take your Lexapro. -__- yeah dumb ass google it!

    • Name Fail posted on August 18, 2011 at 3:20 am

      Have you been to mexico? Have you seen how beautiful the girls actually are? I haven’t seen one fat girl there (unless they’re American) I’ve seen short, but not fat… Now American’s they’re fat… but the real Mexican women, not the one’s you’re googling from ages ago, aren’t.

    • Bob posted on August 18, 2011 at 8:16 am

      theres some pretty Mexican girls but they’re way more fat and ugly ones.

    • Bobbie :P posted on August 21, 2011 at 3:07 pm

      Seriously, are you havin a conversation about which race is fat and which one is not. HELLO, all races are fat, skinny, ect. OPEN YOUR EYES. Your racial genes don’t decied your size. you do! so let’s not judge people and say they may get fat or that there not fat because of they’re race. *rolling my damn eyes*

    • FouYuck32 posted on August 28, 2011 at 8:18 pm

      Wow you racist dumb, how is she a cunt? denying a pedophile isn’t a cunt, and she might not get fat, because if she’s graduated, most people are fat by then.

    • Feh posted on December 26, 2011 at 7:41 pm

      yes because we need more half-wit morons like yuckfou23 making intellectual contributions to the world. Clearly he gets shut down by little girls alot as well. Try your own age group, you might be surprised how much less the insults sting when you get rejected…. “might”.

  7. Cissy posted on August 17, 2011 at 12:04 pm

    he’s one manipulative prick. trying to get her question her own mind!! you go girl!!

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    • yuckfou23 posted on August 17, 2011 at 12:22 pm

      Listen dike, this isn’t a fuckin pride parade. Carry this shit somewhere else, you cunt.

    • Name Fail posted on August 18, 2011 at 3:17 am

      Hahaha looks like Joe got offended by what you said Cissy!

    • Cissy posted on August 18, 2011 at 3:29 am

      if stupidity would hurt, yuckfou23 would be screaming in pain

    • Boshankers posted on August 18, 2011 at 2:21 pm

      Awful come back, truly truly awful.

    • Jeffrey posted on August 19, 2011 at 6:04 am

      Maybe I’m by myself on this one but I thought yuckfou’s comment was pretty funny.

    • thatguy posted on August 22, 2011 at 9:18 am

      it really was but the other comments were dead on

    • rockstar posted on May 25, 2012 at 10:09 am

      right on

  8. Alexcostacurta posted on August 17, 2011 at 12:06 pm

    In your face!!!!

    Reply
  9. PapaSmurf92 posted on August 17, 2011 at 12:18 pm

    Bet this girl has THE best banter!

    Reply
  10. Spooky posted on August 17, 2011 at 12:40 pm

    The remainder of his hair fell out from all the stress he had typing these post ahah.

    Reply
  11. Poopah posted on August 17, 2011 at 12:44 pm

    Your all full of shit!!The dude was trying to be nice and she was just a stuck up uppity bitch!She should block her photos!She a skank-I can tell.That dude could do better!Hit me up!

    Reply
  12. Barry posted on August 17, 2011 at 1:22 pm

    Personally i think he was right- ok he could have shut up and moved on, but i agree that she should have been more polite instead of just telling him he’s too old. Sounds like she needs to find some manners as well as him find a life

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    • Dan posted on August 17, 2011 at 8:02 pm

      She told him she wasn’t interested, but he kept bothering her. There are plenty of fish in the sea.

    • Jack posted on August 18, 2011 at 3:03 am

      totally agree. hes a douche who doesnt know when to let go but she is a biatch for dissin a person like that

  13. Terry posted on August 17, 2011 at 1:27 pm

    She misspelled judgment twice.

    Reply
    • Quagmire posted on August 18, 2011 at 8:50 pm

      LOL, noope

  14. 2LOLO posted on August 17, 2011 at 2:00 pm

    Oooooooo!!!!! OUCH!!!!! JOE PLEASE PICK-UP YOUR BALL’S !!!! MIA JUST CUT IT OFF!!!

    Reply
  15. JOSH posted on August 17, 2011 at 2:04 pm

    HOW ARE YOU GONNA BLAME HER FOR HER COMMENTS. JUST LIKE HE WENT OUT ON A LIMB TO HIT ON HER HE NEEDS TO BE READY FOR THE POSSIBILITY OF REJECTION, NO MATTER HOW POLITE OR UGLY IT IS.

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  16. judger posted on August 17, 2011 at 3:58 pm

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    PEDOBEAR APPROVES JOE

    Reply
    • SMRT posted on August 18, 2011 at 7:28 am

      haha… he strikes again.

  17. dat dude posted on August 17, 2011 at 4:23 pm

    no game hahaha

    Reply
  18. sxybadbitch posted on August 17, 2011 at 5:06 pm

    whoaaa good mia i hate old bastards that do that to me at work i feel strangling them in disgust

    Reply
    • Daniel posted on August 17, 2011 at 7:15 pm

      I agree, she should be dating men of her age, you know, the young angry guys that loves to drink till they pass out, puke on their so called friends and have sex with many girls as possible and dump them. Those young angry and stressful guys are sweethearts. On second thought, Mia would be better with women huh?

    • krustyluv posted on August 17, 2011 at 10:36 pm

      daniel, on second thought–you would be better with Joe’s cock in your mouth-no? you nelly bitch.

  19. >O> posted on August 17, 2011 at 6:40 pm

    Just to all of the people that said she shouldnt have been rude. HE IS TWENTY YEARS OLDER THAN HER. DAMN. CREEPERS DONT DESERVE RESPECT!!!!!!

    Reply
  20. Gina posted on August 17, 2011 at 7:57 pm

    Why are guys getting so mad that young woman won’t date them? Young girls don’t want to date someone the same age their dad or grandpa. And if they do, they’re usually gold diggers (I have friends like this). Plus, he’s trying to hit on her on Facebook, creepy.

    Reply
  21. Scooby posted on August 18, 2011 at 12:50 am

    Whats so wrong about a man being attracted to a younger woman who is of legal age. why does that automatically make him a creeper or a pedo. you women have a fucked up perspective. The man treated her with respect and she dumped on him. But women these days like to get treated like shit, They crave that shit. they like to get slapped around. And then they bitch about it after.

    Reply
  22. cunt posted on August 18, 2011 at 12:59 am

    SURELY THIS CANNOT BE REAL? weirdos actualy do this shit!? fucking pathetic.

    Reply
  23. johhny5 posted on August 18, 2011 at 4:25 am

    who fucking cares? what if she did like older dudes. what if he scored? how do you know that he has not been successful in his past endeavors? most of you people need to be more open minded. not all young girls think older guys are creepers and not all older guys like younger girls. i’m even sure that half of you women on this post would get with an older dude and be daddy’s little whore, especially if he had money.

    Reply
  24. gappydave posted on August 18, 2011 at 4:45 am

    nope nuffin for this either

    Reply
  25. foxyman posted on August 18, 2011 at 5:17 am

    Both losers lol

    Reply
    • JustMe posted on August 18, 2011 at 6:42 pm

      ^^^ Yeap! I agree with that!

  26. oldskoolfart posted on August 18, 2011 at 10:34 am

    Funny shit. I use to date younger women (i don’t give a fuck) that’s why i understand what is happening here: THE GUY IS A DOCHEBAG, he looks needy and LAME. Why the fuck is he telling her those little stupid arguments? (my mom was… my dad was… they were happy..)GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK! obviously you will never get her pussy that way.The girl is just an annoying stupid cunt too, i mean if you don’t like him just cut the bullshit, you don’t have to insult the bald dude, your smart-ass comments just show us that you are another UNMARRIAGEABLE BITCH, WHAT A PAIR OF LOSERS! TOTAL LOSERS. THEY DESERVE EACH OTHER… FUCK THEM!

    Reply
  27. ED posted on August 18, 2011 at 11:36 am

    you know when she was 10 he has 30 years thats just freeking creepy

    Reply
  28. jacob posted on August 18, 2011 at 7:16 pm

    This only proves what we all know.

    WOMAN ARE BITCHES!

    Reply
    • melissa posted on January 13, 2012 at 4:10 am

      And it proves what I already know. Old men creeping on Facebook profiles pretending to be a nice guy swoon you and later threaten to murder your family and best friend if you don’t comply with their desires and ideals.

      Regardless, people having a 20 year difference are at completely different stages in their lives and have no business getting together. No matter how “mature” or whatever, they will not be the same.

  29. Bud posted on August 19, 2011 at 3:44 pm

    Really, I’d say they are both assholes… so probably a perfect match. What’s really funny, is that this all happened on the 4th of July. I wonder what kind of age difference we’re talking here, anyway… regardless, neither of them know wtf they’re doing.

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  30. O_M_F_G posted on August 19, 2011 at 4:35 pm

    The fact is older men hit of younger chicks because they want to fuck hot women like they did when they were younger. Just because a man gets older doesn’t mean he no longer has a sex drive. After 35 most women are unfuckable so they go for the younger ones. Same reason women don’t want an older guy.

    Reply
  31. Awesome-O posted on August 19, 2011 at 6:34 pm

    what an uppety cunt

    Reply
  32. David posted on August 20, 2011 at 10:22 am

    Are you out of your mind? She behaved bad? Impolitely? In a well mannered way? That douche would have bother her even more and longer if she had not been as straightforward as she had been.

    Reply
  33. Emily posted on August 20, 2011 at 1:29 pm

    can’t believe i just wasted five min reading this crap…sorry i clicked on the link. so many ignorant comments and spelling mistakes. i weep for the future.
    and age has little to do with ‘fuckablity’. i dated a gorgeous guy ten years younger than me last year and he was one of the lamest in bed i’ve ever had. pull your head out of your ass. over 35 is unfuckable?!? so angelina and gisele are unfuckable then? bahahaha…loser.
    and it’s spelled ‘uppity’ you douche. the c-word is only used by those with no class.
    guys: using hugh hefner as an argument for a huge age gap is no longer acceptable..first of all he’s so old he’s almost dead and not a virile male symbol any longer. also until you have your own ground-breaking, multi-million dollar world-wide business you don’t get to put yourself in his category ..sheesh.

    Reply
    • Booom posted on August 3, 2012 at 1:27 am

      Emily, have you ever heard of capitals when trying to correct somebody on spelling and grammar?

  34. starfallpat posted on August 21, 2011 at 9:16 am

    nice try anyway.

    Reply
  35. JamminJamJam posted on August 22, 2011 at 12:10 am

    CHICK SEEMS MOAR ASIAN TO ME

    Reply
  36. PnkRngr posted on August 24, 2011 at 12:14 am

    He is a creep and she is a cunt with a stick up her ass. Reading this in the full was an Epic Fail on my part.

    Reply
  37. sam posted on August 24, 2011 at 2:14 am

    wooow pedophile wannabe fail!!! douche bag lol

    Reply
    • oldskoolfart posted on August 30, 2011 at 10:15 pm

      Pedophile??? why? where is the fucking pedophile? we are not talking about flirting little kids idiot, the stupid cunt is a young girl BUT SHE IS NOT A KID YOU ASSHOLE… mmhhh, you are saying you dont like younger women or you don’t like older women, then you do the things right, don’t you? You ONLY like women (or men) your same age… I THINK YOU ARE SUCH A HYPOCRITE, AND YOU WILL DIE RESENTFUL AND SEXUALLY FRUSTATED, so a person like a younger woman then you are gonna call him “pedophile”??? YOU BETTER SUCK MY BALLS YOU STUPID FUCK! hypocrite hypocrite HYPOCRITE, FUCK YOU!

    • melissa posted on January 13, 2012 at 4:13 am

      @oldskoolfart

      Yea. Someone liking a younger person is most likely just for physical attraction. They are completely in different stages of their lives. No one has any business dating someone the age of their kid or their dad.

  38. yuck posted on September 1, 2011 at 6:43 pm

    Old people hitting on young people are super creepy. When i see old dudes staring i just want to punch them in the face, it’s so disgusting, just the thought of it. She was right and she totally wins this

    Reply
  39. Brad Hallston posted on October 14, 2011 at 10:20 pm

    I think he won this one, actually, she seems like a cunt

    Reply
  40. rockstar posted on May 25, 2012 at 10:05 am

    mia rocks! my only complaint is that her reply wasnt longer

    Reply
  41. edgar posted on May 25, 2012 at 10:03 pm

    fuck … a hit in his nuts it would have hurt less to that asshole

    Reply
  42. Booom posted on August 3, 2012 at 1:30 am

    Ok,
    1. He is some random dude who is trolling Facebook and talking to people he doesn’t know…
    2. He’s older than her and she obviously wasn’t giving him the time of day, as was her right…
    3. When you keep pushing things like he did, you just sound desperate… At that point it was already pointless…. a losing battle…
    4. I would like to go back to number 1… He’s a Facebook stalker… She didn’t know him… She had every right to call him out and then call out the mutual friend and either de-friend or ask wtf is he doing being friends with this guy…

    Reply

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