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Walmart Trash
Where’d they have the reception? McDonald’s?
no they went classy and up’d it to Burger King
Amy Winehouse, you’re still alive?
KFC
everything’s cheaper at WalMart…
its a fat interracial couple, what more do you want…lets hope they don’t have kids.
I don’t think sex is an option for this couple. Even if they did manage to achieve penetration (via a system of pulleys and steel wire I imagine), one of them would surely suffer a heart-attack or at the very least a mild stroke.
I’m quite sure if they had sex they only thing they could make is dark-matter.
Perhaps if they had sex atop a pile of carbon-based matter, fat people fucking could be the answer to our fossil fuel predicament… instant coal/ oil… and the USA wouldn’t need to invade other countries to get it.
@Nicky… LOL
I hate to take away from their celebration, but I think this is one of the worst wedding ideas ever. On the other hand, it is an original idea and I’m so sick of cookie cutter weddings… Church – reception – same jokes at them all.
They were very lucky that those chairs held out.
You gotta be shitting me Pyle.
I dig the lazy-fat fuck mammy in the motorized scooter. Typical Wal mart glacial sized baboon mammy. See those sloths in every Wal Mart in the USA.
That was the part that had me laughing my ass off!
america… why are your citizens always limboing under the moral standards bar?
Oh shut it….back to your grass hut,Haji.
ha awesome Primus
I spit out my coffee when he said “we won”
hahahaha…..erm, no u didnt win
well they did kinda…, because the other didn’t run from them with the mentioned sex… then again i don’t think either one could run anyway
Bet they had their honeymoon in the frozen food section . Fat nasty fat nasties.Cleanup in aisle 5, I think they are procreating.YUCK and a half!
they had the wedding there cause it the only place they could pay for the wedding with food stamps
All the women be in walmart you heard? We gonna wally wally wally wally wally wally WORLD! Wally wally wally wally wally wally WORLD!
thats how these two meet, she gave him her number in the check-out line!
that number was not her cell number but her weight
Next there’ll be weddings at Love Stuff. The bride can toss a super-long-dong instead of flowers.
never heard of that store but now i gotta have my wedding at the Lion’s Den porn emporium
I’ve never been in any of these type stores, but I’ve always planned to ask if they have “Lay-Away”.
do you herbacious border take hardy annual to be you weddid compost heep ,
LMFAO!!! omg, I spat all my cereal when he said he had won! You go serious up to when you see fat bitch in the electric wheelchair shit. Smfh, Get off that shit and WALK the calories. Whats next? Funeral at KFC?
now back in the Atlantic Ocean with them…
USA in all its glory.
yep….
It’s their day, it’s about them, not what YOU expect them and force them to do.. good for them! WIN WIN WIN
Someone PLEASE tell me this isn’t real……
Was that Bill Cosby?
Was that Bill Cosby?
so what, at least they found love, makes no matter how they get married, who cares. they have love.
what’s wrong with this? I married my fat disgusting mexican wife at Taco Bell.
That’s just degrading.
wheres the dinner going to be? KFC?
Wurd if that actually happened i would kill myself
Why the hell would u get married in walmart? Can answer that question why would u do that is the stupidest thing i every say in the damn world that is so damn stupid
Thoses were some large and unhealthy people. Did you notice the groom was out of breath during his interview, just from having to speak two sentences in a row?
wtf its the nutty professor minus his glasses
They can t be serious. Pls tell me it s just a joke:D