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Weird how this old fella is into youth sports…. Kinda gay
also if you jump from the beginning of the vid u can see litle sweat on him but when you skip the vid u can see his sweat growing
Scary thing about this, He Sounds Just like Gilbert Gottfried!
Still lives with his mother,win.
into youth sports,fat, and sweaty after watching…. mm pedo
Gay man love football
Football is pretty gay. Rugby is a mans sport.
what a “gay” thing to say. Apparently you have never played aussi rules football.
This coming from the authority on homosexuals.
BTW no rugby player would last one quarter in American football. Remember there are no black people playing rugby.
Putting your head between the ass of 2 guys while grabbing his ass for support to push the other players back…..right, rugby can’t be gay…..
Yea I can’t think of any contact sport that isn’t a little gay at times… except perhaps naked greasy wrestling. That’s for real men only…
fuck you all tennis makes a real man
Tex..are you stupid? I seriously would like to know. Not only are there black people that play rugby there are all black teams. Additionally, rugby players dont get all the padding football players do and thus need to be able to take the same powerful hit with nothing but a t-shirt for protection. Lets be realistic, they are both very physical sports with a lot of men touching each other.
By blacks I mean American blacks.
You know the ones that were bred by their slave masters to be superior physical specimens. You put Patrick Willis on a rugby field and watch these so called tough rugby players drop like flies. You play American football with no pads, people die. Nobody in rugby hits as hard as real football players.
Either way Rugby is a total waste of time. If people want to seriously injure themselves doing something that stupid that’s their business. It’s not a ‘man’s sport’ because you don’t wear pads, it’s a bunch of testosterone fueled morons throwing themselves at each other for a ball Without protection from serious injuries. Rugby is an idiot’s sport, that’s all it is.
I would argue that you are the moron for thinking that contact sport athletes are “stupid” and “idiots” makes you the stupid idiot. Not only is it great exercise but teaches sportsmanship, organization and encourages teamwork. Because of the fact that they take such hits on a regular basis they are able to take one hell of a lot of punishment. It’s unfortunate that so many people let themselves get soft and weak. If rugby and football are a waist of time then you, CarpexNoctem are a waste of air.
both are dangerous, i wouldnt play either. I dont need any life long injuries. Ive seen friends with some pretty bad football injuries. Ill stick to drinking beer and watching them on TV
to each their own. At least you dont think that they are a waste of time.
“I sure do love little boys… You can run if you want to but i’m goin catch you ’cause I love little boys… And i ain’t got no teeth…”
Yea this guy screams paedophile
Hide yo’ kids… hide yo’ kids twice…
the sweat is expending as he speaks
this guy sounds like a wrestler. a pedo wrestler
speaking of gay pedo’s i haven’t seen any post by the “no homo” dipsht
I’ve noticed the same thing… not sure if it’s a coincidence that he stopped posting after I called him out as not being jewish at all, just trying to make jewish people look stupid?
Or maybe epicfail.com swung their mighty banhammer
typical american lol
What, you don’t have retards in Europe?
Not like that, no
Read his t-shirt… all is explained.
Yes because soccer (sorry football) hooligans are members of MENSA! There are idiots in every country.
Wow…
Welcome to america
This is what I love about the Internet. Without it, we might never know that such people exist. Well, except when you go to the DMV.
With a monk robe, I think we’ve found the next Uncle Fester.
mmmm some1 watch a lot of tv? btw anime reference inyasha monk has what weird habbits?
Sorry, but I know virtually nothing about this anime stuff.
if Texas was a person…
He would kick your pansy little ass and put you in a cell with this mongoloid to be ass raped over and over again.
Thank you for proving my point Tex.
You’re welcome.
Hopefully this means you’ll stay your little faggot ass where you are and never come down here. Just leave us idiots alone with our single digit unemployment and strong housing market.
If Texas was a person it would take it in the ass on a regular basis from Florida wile California charged admission to Washington and Oregon.
Actually, Tex seems to be the only one of you that isn’t gay.
ok… well I’m going to do the civil thing and apologise to Tex for using the general assumption of Texans, there are no winners on the internet, but we can at least take solace in the fact there is gentlemen.
try not to blindly walk into the trap next time.
TexTheMerciless just turned me on by defending Texas…. is that weird?
I completely understand the so called trap you laid.
I will happily spring said trap for the purposes of my own amusement and the amusement of everyone else.
Thank you for your apology but it isn’t needed.
This is all in fun and I assure you I always take it that way.
Now go fuck yourself you faggot.
Look it’s Tex’s drunk, inbred pappy!
Tex, you’re the biggest fucking faggot on this site. I’m sure you would love to be thrown in jail with this guy so he can pleasure you’re gaping asshole.
Not only are you a homophobic piece of shit that constantly brings up being raped in the ass and other gay shit but you also worked in a prison. Why don’t you just come out of the closet you fucking douche.
Funny, you talk about “pleasuring my gaping asshole” and I’m the homo.
I can’t even recall any comment you’ve ever posted.
You seemed to have recalled mine with staggering accuracy.
I’m glad I have impacted your life.
Now go out there and be somebody!!!!!1
Don’t flatter yourself.
I was checking out the pictures section and read some comments. Since you seem to comment on every fucking thing on this site, chances were pretty good I would stumble upon comments made by you.
You should change your screen name to Sherlock Holmes. You’re quite the little detective. I bet you’re looking for more of my comments as I type.
Good luck, let us all know what you dig up.
Sloth is still alive!
SuperSloth!!
Please God save the rednecks!
you mean , please somebody save the rednecks…. because god wouldn’t answer you anyway
LoL I wanna hear his views on religion and politics
no offense to mentally handicapped people but i always wondered…how does your brain defects make your teeth fall out?
grinding or and lot of solid “things” being rammed into that black hole
someone please kick his ass for me!!!
you can “kick” his ass by yourself
That’s inbreedind for you
Inbreeding…
Nice try there, bud.
someone needs a little bit more schooling
oh and btw I wasn’t talking just about the guy in the video dragunov…
oh and btw I wasn’t talking just about the guy in the video dragunov…
Louie Anderson on a crack binge
This Blaster! Twenty men enter, only him leave!
Who runs border town?
MASTER BLASTER!
lol
This video made me realize all over again that every race has its niggers.
wrong term to use for that one…. cracker
An average american
says that person with said gay singers name….
I’m not gay. I’m a girl. Excuse me. Me and Selena are going to do some scissoring.
Only in America, ladies and gentlemen…
You should try and change up your comments a little. Might make you look like less of a moron.
Well, on second thought, probably not.
I didn’t want you to get lost (L) My time living in Manhattan was for working in a import company. I see you so interested in my life and following me to this post… want a foto for your spare times?
-The guy that hooked K
Okay… you’re fucking creepy.
No, im creepy fucking! try it! its fun!
LOL
typical obese American ..u only get fat idiot cunts like this in the usa
Never forget if it weren’t for us fat, idiot cunts you wouldn’t have a computer (or the internet for that matter) to spread your useless opinion.
I also notice the US haters rarely reveal what shit hole they hail from.
It’s ok for you to hate us, you’re still giving our country more thought than we’d ever give yours.
The internet would have just been invented by someone else. Interestingly enough its also cheaper most everywhere else in the world and twice as fast. And if you look at where most parts come from, its foolish to think we owe much to do with computer hardware to Americans. I’m from canada, with out my country, california(and some other states powered by canadian power) would go dark. Lets see how much shit you have to say about canadians…I’m sure it will be amusing.
But it wasn’t, it was invented here.
As far as the energy is concerned, we have plenty in TX.
California may need your shit, but we don’t.
You’re both wrong… the Internet was invented by Sir Tim Berners-Lee… a BRITISH physicist. Like the vast majority of important scientific/ technological developments, it came from the other side of the Atlantic. Also, American football was developed from Rugby. I’m English and I certainly don’t hate the US but, though I respect patriotism, your arrogance is misplaced… in terms of history and world-contribution, aside from being a short-lived super-power/ helping out in WW2 (rather late in the game and only after Pearl Harbour), your nation really hasn’t accomplished much. I’ll shut up now… this is getting far too educational for Epicfail.
England (Sir Arthur Clarke of 2001 fame actually) had the idea for Geo-synchronous orbits with our satellites. Means we can all get uninterrupted TV footage as the satellites don’t go out of range.
Nicky. The World wide web is NOT the internet it is something facilitated by the internet. The internet(as a connection between computers) was first applied in the 50′s then further refined by the US department of defence in the 60′s and then made in to what we know it as in the 80′s with the invention of TCP/IP.
You should do more research on WWII, Without the Americans the UK would have probably been occupied and the war would have lasted years longer. In WWII the americans were the only nation with air crews stupid enough to fly day sorties into Germany(also they were the only nation with fighters that could escort their bombers into germany where ours would run out of fuel). Wile they did lose many aircraft and crews, this invaluable action slowed the German advance significantly. Your and our(I’m canadian) bombers flew night runs and wile could carry a larger payload, has no excort once they were in germany. Additionally, look at just how much effort and man-power had to be put into the war just to take that long to beat the Axis. Dont fool yourself, everyone that took part on the side of the allies was required for winning the war when and how we did.
I’m all for american bashing but try to be accurate with your “facts” so people dont start questioning the real stuff.
i thought the UK was rated higher in an obesity study?
I find it unlikely. Last statistics I read show that the uk has an obesity rate of 23% wile the US tops that charts at 30.6%.
I never did get Yank football – a bloke calls out numbers, everyone runs around clobbering each other then another bloke THROWS the ball. Silly game.
It’s a lot more complicated than that.
It’s cool though I never got futbol either, bunch sissy ass euros and pepper-bellies prancing around kicking a ball.
To each his own I suppose.
LOL I’m with tex here…as hard as that is to admit..lol
Tex, you do know that countries like Brazil, Argentina, Mexico, South Korea, Cote D’Ivoire, etc. are not a part of Europe? Or do they not teach geography anymore in Texas?
When I said pepper-bellies, I was referring to those nationalities. You fucking moron.
Lesson #2… “Pepper bellies” is commonly understood to be a reference to Mexicans. It’s fun to be a smug bastard. 10-4 little buddies. Over.
remember, the Americans dont educate their people as well as most of the rest of the modern world.
nicky my EX-WIFE was a short lil beaner, rake back, wet back, stereo-type btw pepper bellies was not a term widely used “name”
This guy is a win. And that’s coming from a guy who doesn’t like professional or high school football. Baseball is where’s it at!
i threw up a lil bit…
why are all americans fat?
for a football fan, he is in sooo bad shape he is winded up just by naming those players >.<
lmfao, i just noticed how his sweat ring around his neck gets bigger and bigger as the clip goes on.
And to everyone saying “only in america” it’s because only in america can our poorest people still afford a camera and a computer unlike the 3rd world countries.
The poor here in canada also seem to be able to find the means to have a computer and the internet. Go north america..lol
wow so finaly we see one of the main writers for WWE Wresteling , but yeh american football is pretty gay just look at all the protective gear…fail
I did not understand anything. Which language is this?
That’s “Fatglish” )
Not English, it’s Southern American
also known as fatglish…lol
dear god this pedofile is sweating profusely i think he might die from the strain on his obvious heart condition
CLASSIC AMERICAN
Probably just a Cowboys fan.
no dude…listen to him. It’s highschool football he’s going on about.
Poor guy.
That was like watching a major car accident slowed down to span over 7 minutes and 52 seconds……I just couldn’t look away….
This idiot is talking about Class 1A – 6 Man Football…..
Douche Nozzle!!!!
Get fuckin’ tooth man! I guarantee you the team can’t stand this dick.
think he’s ever had sex with anything that consented?