Rap Fail

Posted on August 27th, 2011


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    1. Say Whaaat? says:

      nice next M&M

    2. Hair Cut says:

      That girl can rap?

    3. some_guy says:

      what a fag

    4. pyro404 says:

      it’s hilarious when stupid people try to make fun of stupid people…even more funny when they try to sing/rap it.

      Though… it is entirely possible he is talking about himself…

      • nick says:

        LOL u must get beaten at least 14 times a day to say such a thing … what a gross fat american nerd … open ur mind alittle bit … u can open ur appetite to eat a whole lot of shit why dont u use ur power of will to say brilliant things… whats yo weight bruh? LOOL

      • pyro404 says:

        your intellectual prowess is astonishing and how ever did you become so witty. Oh yes, I’m beaten on a regular basis, I’m a soldier and all so you know how we fall victim to civi douche canoes like you…lol. I weigh 110kg if you must know and I’m Canadian, not american.

      • Seneca says:

        Sorry pyro that you got lumped in with us stupid Americans

      • pyro404 says:

        LOL. We all know deep down that we aren’t all that different. Just happens that your country is ruled by a charismatic dictator, banks and corporations and mine is ruled by idiots and pharmaceutical companies.

      • Moo Much says:

        I’d say the biggest difference is that in Canada, our dictator is not nearly as charismatic.

      • pyro404 says:

        We dont have a dictator just someone that wants to be one. Parliament already put him in his place and showed that is is by no means a dictator. Hell the speaker of the house can tell him to sit down and shut up. I would not call that a dictator, we are just ruled collective idiocy.

      • Primus says:

        Don’t feel bad,man…our leader feels that the presidency is simply another step on his journey of personal discovery.Being the first black prez is fine, too bad he couldn’t have been the first EFFECTIVE black prez.

      • PYRO404 says:

        If only politics and honour were related..lol

    5. Nicky No Name says:

      This is what often happens when retarded middle class white kids listen to rap ‘music’ (my idea of music requires real instruments and talent). It’s a wigger epidemic out there. If I could bitch slap every last one of them, I honestly would.

      • pyro404 says:

        honestly…I think they might need a closed fist.

      • Next M&M? says:

        …or a firm penis to the mouth

      • nick says:

        lol nicky ur such a faggot… if you can’t appreciate rap music then kill yourself…. I can appreciate any kinds of music…. open ur mind or at least respect the people who likes it .. as it takes talent to rap and this guy clearly has not.. would be easy to talk trash about what I don’t like but I dont think its gonna help me to grow as a person… hell yeah this site is funny but sometimes people are just 2 dumb and you need people like me to put em back to theyre place

      • pyro404 says:

        rap isnt music. It’s poetry to a beat. Just happens much of it isnt very good poetry. I really dont think you put anyone in their place.

      • tara says:

        nah nick i think the real idiots are the kids today that think they badass and think they have the cred to say and act the gangsta life but if ever actually put in the senario of the life of a gansta they’d go crying back to their mamas.ive been there, done that,moved passed.lets put these suburbia children in their places.and what does that have to do with growing as a person is beyond me.im growing all the time except when i see stupid children spewing shit about what they know nothing of…and sucking bad at it to

      • pyro404 says:

        never underestimate the power of proofreading forum posts.

      • Nicky No Name says:

        @ nick

        You bring shame upon our shared name with such idiotic comments. The only person put in their place by your remark was you… and that place falls firmly between delusional and retard.

      • jokasta420 says:

        pyro404, what type of music is not a poem with a beat other than classical. much agreed that these kids are posers but really we all are when around the right people. example if your a bad guy, you act like a good guy when a cop is present. you act like a saint in a church. you act like you care when your on a date. if you say you havn’t been fake at least once in your life your being fake right now. however all the time fakeness is not acceptable and should be punishable by hoe slaps not cloesd fist.

      • pyro404 says:

        Music as opposed to rap is so much more then poetry with a beat. Music is a tapestry of sound and includes so much more then the lyrics. Find some culture and you might realise that. I act the same in all company, the only times I lie/act differently about anything is when I am ordered to do so which hardly counts as being in service of ones people is as real as it gets. Assuming that everyone is fake.fake sometimes is a very dim outlook and I truly feel sorry for you.

    6. Random Commenter says:

      well he succeeded in murdering the rap.

    7. DannyBoy says:

      Here come the hotstepper, MURDERERRRR !!! He alters his look before making himself look like a complete fucking idiot …. what a waste of oxygen and a life.

    8. james says:

      Sounds like all other rap to me…no difference here.

    9. dacreole says:

      cant we just agree that all rap nowadays is a fail?

    10. Nagger says:

      sounds like shit,stick with skateboarding kid…oh wait your a POSER at that too.

    11. lizard says:

      times are rough in the subarbs

    12. DrSkippy says:

      Am I the only person that noticed he was READING his RAP off a computer monitor. Watch his eyes! This bitch dun even got his own lyrics memorized! FAIL x 2 Faggot!

    13. gappydave says:

      fucking JEBEND

    14. Josef Mengele says:

      Talking in rhymes is a sign of schizophrenia.

    15. Madison says:

      bitch bitch bitch fuck fuck *fixes hair* fucking bitch fuck fuck bitch.

    16. tara says:

      holy fuck you stupid twinky,how fucking tough are you behind a computer screen in your moms house in the fucking clothes they buy you with their money,go spend a night on the fucking streets of a big city then tell me how fucking tough you ‘be’.fucking ignorant stupid suburban child…..oh by the by…learn to fucking rap before you fucking talk people down because they cant rap as good as you…idiot

    17. tara says:

      sorry about the ‘fucks’ but kids like that make me want to scream

    18. that guy says:

      lol wtf? was he looking in a mirror when he was doing this??? the thing is, hes prolly only done e once, and never smoked weed. lol!!! OMG WOT A LUZER!!!

    19. steve says:

      hey get a hair cut …and stop giving white ppl a bad name… fucking faget

    20. 2LOLO says:

      JUST A WHITE KID WANT TO BE A NIGGER……

    21. maya says:

      CRUNK BOY?? THATS HIS NAME??? SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL HIM THIS ISNT THE 90′S ANYMORE. -_-#FAIL

    22. popov says:

      very glad i posted this here now LOL

    23. I.HAVE.BOOBS says:

      This kid needs to get his ass kicked by some black dudes. That or a woopin from mommy. Nice walmart clothing tool.

    24. all I need says:

      It’s not really his wording technique… it’s mroe because he sounds fake as hell that makes him a fail(lol I should write a song).

    25. thunder_chicken says:

      proof that white people struggle with rhythm

    26. SirDrake says:

      I think he’s rapping about himself…

    27. popov says:

      theres more videos. he has like 7 songs on youtube.

    28. liafcipe says:

      rap and rappers and gangsters and all the dumb american ass bandits that promote the dumb shit monkey sounds of rap are SHIT.the way they wear there clothes is shit the dumb fucking caps are shit the stupid colored head scalfs are SHIT !

      Weres the Waffen SS Einsatzgruppen when you need them !!

    29. Jenny says:

      I feel like most of you people and being a little hash. yeah he was reading of the computer! I was what 15? cut the kid some slack and see if you could do bitter you bunch of bitches! Oh p.s. It a lot easier to be nice than hate full

      • pyro404 says:

        The kid doesnt deserve any slack. Did you actually watch the video? Do you just lack observational skills? Are you deaf? ANYONE that makes a video to bash someone else, deserves the same in return. If you are stupid enough to do it with rap when you dont even have basic poetry skills, you most definitely deserve to be on epic fail and have all of us poke fun at you for it. And no it is not more easy to be nice, it is far more easy to be critical.

      • MurderinRapsLikeCrunkBoy says:

        haha this guy goes to my school and hes 18, all he does is act hard and talk about how he pops e and gets crunk 24/7. were not being harsh. you can go on youtube and look at his other videos. “shout out” is my personal favorite

      • SMRT says:

        Jenny, do you speak english? In just five sentences, you really showed the world that you’re a fucking idiot. I like your point about being nice but it’s impossible to be nice to someone who’s going to hurt the world by procreating… and if there’s anything that stupid people are good at, it’s forgetting to use the pill or condom…

    30. No One Cares says:

      Seems he repeats almost the same stuff.
      and repeating cuss words over and over doesn’t make it a rap.

    31. stephenie says:

      bwahahaha emo trying to rap!!! did you know cant spell crap without the rap!!!!


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