Baby Shower Fail

Posted on August 29th, 2011


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    1. Forestkrump says:

      how i love to be the first to comment, and gross!

    2. cunty wunty says:

      wtf fail
      o_O

    3. Lymbe says:

      -Body paint a fat hooker and dress her as a punk ballerina for my son’s baby shower: check!

    4. gappydave says:

      she must be a patient surely just look come on

    5. RoccoL says:

      Yet another welfare sprog I get to feed, clothe, school, until its ready for state prison. Then I get to repeat the cycle.
      Blacks: the gift that keeps on giving.

    6. TheAngelCharlie says:

      Does she transform into a bucket of chicken?

    7. dacreole says:

      you spelled win wrong

    8. Nicky No Name says:

      Transsexual perhaps.

    9. Johnny says:

      Can’t believe no one has said this yet…
      “Transformers, more than meets the eye. Transformers, robots in disguise.”

    10. vic says:

      the arist who painted on her stomach deserves a medal for not throwing up or passing out while he did it

    11. Nelson Muntz says:

      Optimus Primate or Decepticons, ATTACK!!!

    12. 2LOLO says:

      No thank you…… Only a Nigger can ever have that!!!!!

    13. junkie says:

      some people dont need to have children and this is one of those people

    14. Fred says:

      Brenda’s celebrating the fact that she finally got laid and has proof.

    15. lee says:

      she is not the epic fail. the epic fail is reserved for the guy that knocked her up.

    16. missie says:

      wowww! fabulous :p

    17. lala says:

      I hear Brenda’s got a baby
      But, Brenda’s barely got a brain
      A damn shame
      The girl can hardly spell her name
      (That’s not our problem, that’s up to Brenda’s family)
      Well let me show ya how it affects the whole community
      Now Brenda really never knew her moms and her dad was a
      junky
      Went in death to his arms, it’s sad
      Cause I bet Brenda doesn’t even know
      Just cause your in the ghetto doesn’t mean ya can’t grow
      But oh, that’s a thought, my own revelation
      Do whatever it takes to resist the temptation
      Brenda got herself a boyfriend
      Her boyfriend was her cousin, now lets watch the joy end
      She tried to hide her pregnancy, from her family
      Who didn’t really care to see, or give a damn if she
      Went out and had a church of kids
      As long as when the check came they got first dibs
      Now Brenda’s belly is gettin bigger
      But no one seems to notice any change in her figure
      She’s 52 years old and she’s having a baby
      In love with the molester, who’s sexing her crazy
      And yet she thinks that he’ll be with her forever
      And dreams of a world with the two of them are together,
      whatever
      He left her and she had the baby solo, she had it on the
      bathroom floor
      And didn’t know so, she didn’t know, what to throw away and
      what to keep
      She wrapped the baby up and threw him in the trash heep
      I guess she thought she’d get away
      Wouldn’t hear the cries
      She didn’t realize
      How much the the little baby had her eyes
      Now the baby’s in the trash heep balling
      Momma can’t help her, but it hurts to hear her calling
      Brenda wants to run away
      Momma say, you makin’ me lose pay, the social workers here
      everyday lol…..oooooooh so this is brenda smh so sad


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