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Boyfriend Fail? Try “Disgusting piece of shit woman who’s probably a lesbian but wants to torture her unfortunately stupid boyfriend fail”
hahahhahaaaa!!! I think you have a point there! I would never ask my man to do that! Nasty bitch and imbecile bf!
hahaha you are so right!
2 girls 1 cup, nuf said
obvious troll is obvious
this
this a girl win I guess show us some men can do anythings for vagina and I sure they didnt get laid… Need natural selection for that kind… :/ it is disgusting anyway…
No need to worry dear, with that kind of grammar you aren’t exactly a “winner” either!
Maybe but its not my language and I dont care if its winner or not… I can manage my work and thats all I need. What about you can you do anything with your nice grammar ?
I “manage” at my job. I can also communicate well with others.
lmao this guy has to be a retard or his girl must have the best vagina know to man either way i will b damned ten times over before i do that
for his sake i hope he was getting lucky
That Is Just plain disgusting why would someone even thing of doing that those damn fetishes
hey we don’t judge you on your Brazilian tranny fetish…
Maybe he got sick from eating the used butt plug? i woulda mentioned that if I were him.
That is what he made her eat, he just got the used tampon. I wonder if he is still hungry after that?
wow all I can say to this is BARF !!!! I mean dude are u really that stupid and desperate????? They both fail !!!!
and here lies a virgin ^.^
I honestly do not see how you chewed up a tampon ,unless you have teeth like a Honey Badger . If you swallowed (hahaha) it whole , then I would probably go to the e.r. so it does not create a bowel obstruction. Might I add you find a better girlfriend? Maybe one that just wants you to go down while she is on her period , rather than making you eat the sanitation contents ?
Wait, so he swallowed like the whole tampon or just the blood?
And yes it really matters assholes, I’m fucking curious:)
everything….
Mmmm I remember when my girlfriend made me eat cherry pops……
Next step swallow some cum
Would have replied sooner but I had to go throw up.
But does it taste better than her cooking? You might have got off lucky, pal.
I think things like this are totally fake. Look at the time stamps on all the so called fails like this. They are only minutes from being made. Are you telling me everyone one on this site has some sixth sense on when some thing funny comes up? FAKE
I blame twilight… She wants a vampire XD
but they sparkle like dipsht, and well probably suck just as bad
Ummm WTF?? Thats crazy and fuckin gross too
Is my girlfriend going to get sick? I just stuffed a whole jar of Fleschmann’s, Active Dry, All Natural, baker’s yeast in her snatch. It’s fermenting, now. She’s got a wire brush and has scratched till it’s bleeding. Should I pour alcohol on it or something?
nah she will be fine, just shove some hops and malt barley in there too and you do a party in 3 weeks
That’s what I was thinking when I did it. But should I make her stand on her head for those three weeks?
I mean, I don’t know if I should plug it up or let it breathe.
mmm let me ask brainy smurf then i will get back to you, leet them plug her up and have her jump to mix for now
I guess about five pounds of sugar should just about do it.
brainy told me to ask drunkard smurf, but over all unplug and let it breathe for now, do you of a chastity belt for her? preferably copper
Well, I was gonna use an old piece of garden hose that I have laying around in the bathroom, but I guess copper would work better.
how hot does you girlfriend’s snatch get?
Maybe we should ask Yeasty Pussy Smurf. She should know.
Pretty hot! I’m kinda worried that it may not cool down enough to kill off the yeast. Maybe I should give her some kinda hormones near the end of the three weeks?
nah your fine the yeast will slow down on it’s own
what are you gonna filter it with?
Hmm. Coffee filter?
May have to use several filters. She usually has some lumpy discharges.
mmmm use her black silky tights just layer them
Right, good idea. I guess I gotta go out and get a catheter. I mean, I wouldn’t want anything “dirty” to mix in.
btw after this is done Papa Smurf would like some Puss Beer
just tell her to keep her hands out from down there too, too many hands in the “pot” could ruin it
No prob! Shit! Budweiser aint got shit on us!
I don’t guess I need a permit or anything for this? Just a note from her mother?
does she give her consent? if so go for it chain her to the wall just make sure to feed and water her like a good owner
Yeah, Mom doesn’t mind. It’s just that I’ll have to pay a visit to the penitentiary. Fuck! Death Row gives me the creeps!
say hi to Killer Smurf while your there
Well, the chaining thing could be a problem. Have to let her out due to school just starting back. Gotta worry about DHR, ya know.
Wow! I just got a strange feeling that a SWAT team is surrounding my house. Weird.
right…. so i guess you can’t treat her like we treat smurfette bummer. then you never know who’s hands have been in the pot
Right. Oh, wow! Somebody’s screaming and banging on the door. Gotta go. Later. And thanks again.
btw the cooling process might kill the ah “pot”
Wow that must be a good batch of crack… to make a comment & answer yourself too. Looooser.
Hey Amy wanna smurf like you very smurfed before? ps I’m a nibbler rawr!
i wonder would this be micro or macro puss brew?
Lotta nerve calling somebody a looser. You’re the dead crackhead. Miss Lamy Crackhouse.
smurfette is on vacation ….. so can’t ask
Mannn, enough with the yahoo answers shit.
Vast majority are more than likely to be fake and written by spoiled little teen shits who have nothing better to do with their time than fill the internet with crap and play CoD on their parent’s dime.
Well, you’ve been helpful. Thanks alot! You should consider making you own “Help with Yeasty Pussies” website. Thanks again.
Papa Smurf is always willing to help
Wow, comment didn’t post in the thread correctly. Oh well.
all he has to do is have his girlfriend eat the tampon when it comes out his ass and tell her it will turn him on
Ewww! That doesn’t sound very sanitary.
i think i know what she will say, “you first”
Yeah, if this actually happened (which I have no doubt is just bullshit), she immediately called her gf to tell what a dumbfuck her boyfriend was. Women talk like they’re saints until they get with their gfs. Then they make us guys look like saints.
Ergh, Seriously =l
Some ethnic in my country practice this as black magic! There’s a (satanic) belief that when a man swallows menstruation blood (yuck! yuck! yuck!), he’ll forever obey the woman. Drop the blood to his tea, he’ll be yours truly.
Totally sick and satanic practice, but some people especially in rural countryside still do it.
wow . . . now ima go look that up. thanks for that share. at least one person has a board mind.
._. Eeeh…Yuck D’: This crap is just…ew. Yeah..weird though, how people use it as Black Magic! O_O ^