Parenting Fail

Posted on September 8th, 2011


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    1. pippi says:

      Overweight heifers, check
      Douchebag baby-daddy, check
      Cheap juvenile alcohol-pose, check
      Child that has no possible chance in life to succeed, check

    2. Nicky No Name says:

      Is that Rihanna in the middle?

    3. Smrt says:

      So, drinking after having the child is fine as long as it’s not out of control. The only real fail I see here, despite what looks like a diaper on the floor, excessive use of beater shirts, under age drinking, I’m obviously drunk pose, and middle fingernail paint, is that they don’t have any furniture. Where’s the couch man?

      • Nicky No Name says:

        I see a bed-post. Perhaps they’re making a contemporary artistic statement and going for the minimalist approach…

    4. Manbearpig says:

      These things should not be breeding…

    5. Johnny says:

      Fitting in fail for girl in pink top while everyone else wears white.

    6. Boss says:

      *puts face in hands* Why do it have to be my people? WHY?!

      • RoccoL says:

        Whatchoo mean by “you people”?

      • djarem says:

        RoccoL come back the clan brothers, they really miss you something fierce…

      • RoccoL says:

        Djarem:
        Me not understand your engrish.

      • djarem says:

        that is because your “engrish” includes y’all, you all come back ya hear, and aint

      • djarem says:

        oh one more thing keep your hands off your mother…. you don’t need anymore more siblings/children.

      • RoccoL says:

        Don’t you have some outstanding warrants and an STD to take care of?

      • Oh my science! says:

        Damn RoccoL. You comment on every fucking thing I look at and it’s always the same obvious racist bullshit. You were obviousley seriousley damaged as kid, likely a result of watching several black men air-tight your mother; a trauma you now must constantly relive as your wife and duaghter now do the same thing. Most likely just to hurt for being the most ignorant, pathetic, little dick human being alive, who’s only real joy is making his little hateful comments on funny pictures safely behind his little computer with little stickers of rebel flags and unicorns on it. You are the true meaning of a piece of shit and every racist sentence you write shows the entire world how much more of true waste life and drain on society you are than the people in the pictures. I wish you a truely heartfelt, fuck you and die.

      • Monica says:

        i like oh my science!

    7. johnjohn says:

      Yeah this makes us look bad.. esspecially the two back right with the shoe polish on their faces..

    8. pebkac says:

      the baby seems treated as part of the furniture

    9. Geena says:

      Looks about right. No money for furniture, but they have enough for alcohol.

    10. sweetP says:

      To all you dumb ass people who are making this about race, go sit on the end of a knife and bleed to death…slowly (through your rectum). These people are clearly in their dining room, sitting in a corner just for the sack of capturing a memory of their good time. Nicky that “bed post” is most likely a chair. John John don’t be a dick…the “shoe polish” comment makes YOU look bad as a person, The only time a comment like that should be made is when you see someone who has spray-tanned themsselve to look like an oompa loompa. These people are obviously not waisted…just drinking and atleast the baby is right there under watchful eyes and not running about unattended. Let’s stop acting as if people of other races don’t do the same exact things. Because where I come from the slang term for being excessively drunk is to get “white boy waisted.”

    11. JIm says:

      Is that asshole wearing blackface makeup, or is that just a horrible fake tan? Look at his lips!

    12. Lnzjean says:

      To sweetP, get off your high horse unless we’re talking about your cousin. This is a place for humor. Get over yourself.

    13. Tigress says:

      what is it with ripped blacks going for the *big* girls?

    14. BIGVIC says:

      Gotta love them BLACKS

    15. Hansathan says:

      An unfurnished apartment. Big surprise.

    16. joe says:

      thia fucking site is useless between the fails that are nothing but get turned into something by people who have hate for other races.lets call them keyboard racist and its everybody that comes here i thought this was for laughs not to treat others like shit if you dont have anything good to say dont say anyhting at all. so epic fail your name fits you well.

    17. White gurl says:

      I hear when black folks smoke weed their lips get bright pink like home boys..

    18. stupid-whores says:

      SERIOUSLY?!? There’s an INFANT on that bitch’s foot and you are all failing this photo on the fact that they’re black with no furniture in the shot? None of those girls look over 16.. so not to be offended by the statutory rapist in the pic, but let’s center on the fact that these twats stop being “watchful” when they get toasted, ever hear of a sitter sluts? Oh and, white girls and girls of every race are getting pregnant young, thanks to your creepy neighbor sex fiends.

    19. Nicky No Name says:

      Nothing like a good bit of racism to cheer me up.

      • RoccoL is my asshole says:

        i knw, kinda keep ya mind off the trashy white bitches being fucked in the ass, pussy and mouth ah? i knw what you mean girl. but dnt get tooo happy, bcas they aint drivin drunk like the white trash do.

    20. darkness says:

      ok blacks may have some mistakes but not like whites a white person fucked up the economy Bush roccol favorite president cause he talk just like him cant even say nuclear right next a black person beats there kids if u disrespect them but white people just send there kids to time out and little old jonny tell his mom to the fuck up or he kill her yea there maybe a bunch of blacks in jail mostly cuz of know reason but i think there should be more whites in jail all of you just shot and kill into the economy is better and they say racism isnt alive when most of you are racist but will never say what you all said to a black person i dare anyone of you to say that to my face i promise i fuck it up

      • LR says:

        Bush fucked up the economy, but that coon-ass Obama hasn’t done shit to help it either…where is the change he claimed he was all about? Unless he was talking about a KFC around every street corner he hasn’t made good on his word either. At least Clinton did something for our country while his knob was getting polished.

      • stupid-whores says:

        Did it hurt when you got raped in prison? :-?

      • darkness says:

        LR are u paying attetion to the media nobody wants 2 help obama on anything he trys and trys and trys 2 get things done and thats why things are bad

      • RoccoL is my asshole says:

        oh LR, after what that ugly ratbat face looking hillbilly douche did, it wud b hard to fixed. OBAMA wud have to be a idiot as bush to repair those damages in monthes. he doesnt understand the work of an idiot so he wud hav to fix the problem from scratch.
        @LR wud u like to b my shit? ROCCOL is my asshole.

    21. Tigress says:

      dude people who say shit online prolly dont mean it chill there r plenty of whites on here who get racist comments too

    22. DeathAdder says:

      Jersey Shore, nigga version

    23. Random Sheet says:

      I hate seeing my tax dollars go to waste.


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