I think that burger-loving ‘behemoth’ was very close to some kind of cardiac failure before the fight even started… a few paces around the ring and it was all over. Weight can be an advantage but there is a big difference between hard and lard.
Just like you really isnt it
yes i agree i was “hard” lastnight with smurfette, but come morning she justed to feed me this “lard” filled meal, smurfing HO
I still don’t get the difference
i’m thinking that he cannot get up and get on to continue the match.
damn.. that’s a really big fat ass guy…. good one for Jackie Chan! xD
Jackie Chan does Kungfu and is Chinese, that was a Japanese guy and was boxing. ._. You fail.
its called racism… YOU fail -.-
Your mom must be fail then for she eats my balls !
Looks and moves like the trolls on the old Rage of Mages game.
It’s like Jaws!
black and yellow, black and yellow
Hahaha fuck u. Lol.
good use of race joke lol
Everything I do, I do it big
women too TvE?
Boomer actually lol
EUN AWAY ITZ GODIZILLA!!
is that pudge?
nah, pudge ain’t that large
Great fight, I’d like to see more of these, small vs big.
Well if they are that fat, the fights will probably go much the same. Use someone that actually stands a chance like a heavyweight pride fighter. Lets say Don Frye just because I would very much like to know if a little guy could even ruffle his mustache.
Little Mac vs. King Hippo = win24/7!!
id hardly call this a fail. it was a great fight props to both guys. the speed and quickness advantage the smaller guy had was undeniable while the bigger guy had the obvious size advantage. he got lucky fatman missed his mount and only got his legs but great job getting out.
to be honest the bigger guy had a wayyyy bigger advantage, the minute he had the little guy in a lock he should have destroyed him, that fat ass was just a shitty fighter.
well upon falling on the lil guy i thought he was gonna break those legs…
this was epic.. no fail tho
What sport is this? They barely touched. FULL CONTACT sport fail!
It’s called FartFuck. Only leg and face punches and lower leg grabs are allowed.
What’s next? Towel fights?
A towel fight would be a little more vicious. Tie a knot on the tip, soak it in water and BLAM. You got manly men running around screaming like lil bitches. Wait… This could be a conditioning round… Endurance.
Dyquen that was fuckin funny.
well the asian should have challenged the black man to sumo wrestling…. Main Round ding… my money is on the asian(he tiny like me)
In sumo, the goal is to push someone outside a drawn ring on the floor, the laps the asian guy was running were way bigger than a sumo ring, so how on earth could you favour the scrawny asian guy
easy, diving nut shoot! heard of kamikaze?
surprised the big guy didn’t pass out from the distance between the corners of the ring
this is so fake…
less then your mom’s tits
the guy was bleeding
Damn, would have live to see the big dude and some shorts like the small dude.
Lucky bastard.! he didn’t beat him he just got out alive……..
he’s lucky the big guy wasn’t hungry for some chinese food
om nom nom nom
God damn. This is where Nintendo came up with the idea for ” Super Punch Out”‘s character Little Mac?
i had my money on the fat cunt ..his arm must weigh 7 stone on its own (98lb to u americans)1 hit from that cunt must be like gettin hit from tyson but worse when it connects the punch it self is gonna hurt but u gotta think about the ripples of the fat working there way down ..itll be like an aftershock on ya nose..
He didn’t even have enough strength or stamina in his arms to hold them up more than 3% the fight. There is no way he would be able to build up enough energy to punch somebody with all that mass. His arms seemed extremely improportionate to his body.
It was easier to keep running and make him have a heart attack. I mean, come on, only 25 seconds of fight and poomba there was all sweaty and breathing vigorously.
only a nigger would have the cheek to be as fat as that and still try to be some form of an athlete.
This aint right, the asian supposed to be fat, and the black guy supposed to jump high
Well I don’t think there’s gonna be any high jumps coming from that handicap parking fucker.
That was a great fight. The black guy tried again and again to corner and smack up the asian guy. The asian guy did well to run and tire him out. The final grab should have sealed the deal but it looked like the black guy would take 20 mins and require 5 people to help him stand back up once he is down.
easy RoccoL wannabe
The commentary of the announcers is hilarious.