For the first time ever, the penis does the sucking.
Well played sir… although, I can actually smoke a cigarette with mine.
and there is a person on here that types this his penis
I digress, Papa Smurf is right… the guy who types with his penis usually posts sucky comments. So, his penis is the first penis to ever suck.
how does that even work? and why were ppl thinking abt penises wen they made this?
so many questions, no answears
they call this progress. in the future, there will be “penis robots” that suck the dirt
Fail??/ My hoes love to ride this thing while cleaning my house!!!
it says singer.. im sure whoever uses it will be singing
singer also makes sewing machines… so they had to make something to catch the eye of those horny lonely house wives…mmmm Papa Smurf is on his way ladies!
i wonder if they cum in blue too?