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Ummmm… exciting times?
More likely urinary incontinent times… she should try new Tena Lady… 55% more absorbent than other leading brands.
So… all of those commercials, about adult diapers… they’re not kidding? I need some fresh air…
Female incontinence is no joke Mr SMRT. You’d be surprised how many women piss themselves on a daily basis.
lmao thats a huge joke
So, when a girl says “I need to use the bathroom” It’s probable that she means “I already used the bathroom and need to change my diaper.”?
Well, it really depends what kind of girls you spend time with. I think the incontinence generally worsens with older or looser women… so stay away from Madonna. As a side note, don’t you think it’s kinda unfair that women can workout to make their clam tighter (though most don’t) with pelvic floor exercises… but men can’t do anything to get a bigger wang. I’m fed up with my measly 12 incher.
Enough with the medical jargon. It’s confusing. Working out, 12 inches, incontinent, tigher clams… I practically need a medical dictionary to get through all the smoke an mirrors. So, what you’re trying to say, is that 12 inch clams are more likely to be old and like to exercise on another incontinent like europe?
That’s the gist of it, yes. You are aptly named indeed.
do you think it works to keep someone from getting laid too? just a question….. not like i wear one
Keep in mind, everyone wins when you plan “just the tip” but yes, I’m sure wearing a diaper may hinder your chances of a penis injection.
I am going to take my own side in this argument and state that the onezee she is wearing gave her one hell of a camel toe all god damn night. This drunken leg lift was the first time the entire evening that her sausage wallet got some oxygen hence exposing her her soggy and (most likely) mutilated piss flaps. This is not pee. Its a collection of pussy steam accumulated over the course of 6 buttery nipples, bar pretzels and dance floor dryhumping with a black.
You just ruined a perfectly fun thread by making it smell funny…
Well, if you can’t understand medical terms, then maybe you shouldn’t make your username SMRT bc apparently, that’s a lie
That’s a fucking joke… it’s all very sarcastic.. did you know that people who can’t identify sarcasm are more often known to be psychopathic? Psychopathy is simply the inability to feel apathy or remorse. It’s not ‘crazy’ as the US media depicts it.
This has been my favorite thread so far, SMRT and Nicky No Name, you both crack me up. Love your work, I strive for your quick wit, perfect sarcastic comments and true to form humour. I will continue to polish my comments so they are eventually at your skill level.
I thought she was wet from being excited>
where was the sarcasm?
She’s wet because I just got done fucking her. That was an awesome night. Cum all inside of her. Anyone want to talk if you know what I mean
This was so funny I peed MY pants.
@Always FIrst- I don’t think you were her first.
It’s because she saw me.
She jizzed because she saw you?
Yup, because Im damn sexy.
WOW
Ewww dirty pig!
crack whore…
The women are all fugly and all the men look confused; is this a snapshot of hell?
Welcome to northern Britain (an educated guess).
Im gunna say newcastle, as a further educated guess, the sad thing this is a half attractive person in newcastle hahaha
LOL! Actually, it’s Middlesbrough… Even worse!
Its detroit
the chick on left in white has obviously just smelt blondies chair..
she looks kinda retard, maybe a retard party? that will explain all
She jizzed?
Creampie.
no shes sweety … and stinky … girls pussy smells twice as bad as dirty dick … and it is disgusting
stick my dick in there …. why not? i like stinky xD
Someone got turned on by some lesbo panooch
Gross >.<
stinky
@thunder_chicken that was an entertaining and hilarious observation, just a quick question.. How’d you come up with the line “dryhumping a black”
look at woman on the right>she says EWWWWWW lol
you found that looking for fu meme dont it^¿
Classy
seems like the handsome young fella to the left aroused her
I’m likr 67% positive that’s a female and that she’s not aroused, nor impressed by her sweaty clam juice.
Everything about this is crazy. Spaz-face on the left, pisshead guy, poser, Mr Chin, Mrs moist, Fat Sandra, bald patch, and Goldilocks.
That’s gonna leave a stain.
lo haha wow!!!
JAM OUT WITH YOUR CLAM OUT
That is disguting all’s i can say girl is (TENALADY)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
get a gripp u dirty bi@ch
maybe she just had her periods. rising ur leg like that and focusing on the V wasnt such a great idea
hahaha! duH thats hil/areious!
OMG, I am about to piss myself sitting here reading all of your comments
FAI LROFL
I HAVE to agree with Ian on this thread that SMRT & Nicky No Name have a heightened sense of sarcasm that one only dreams of attaining! Consider me cracked up as well!
ewwwwww disgusting
@thunderchicken….u da man bro!! lol
Leaving all dignity behind.
no moral.
No that was my jizz running out of her
please napkin plz
se supone que si uno ve una fotografia,y se sonrie un poco,no es para criticar de formas vulgares,ya que ese caso no es casualidad quiezas en algun tiempo de la vida nos pase, O HAY ALGUIEN PERFECTO AQUI?
GROSS on all levels…