Motivation Fail
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FIRST !
meanwhile there’s a case of fuckin redbull in aisle 2 that’s been raped & pillaged… Dude, pace yourself it’ll be there tomorrow. dipshit.
Which one are you? First from the left or first from the right, in the picture?
You’re awesome anyway!
If he’s going to do something lame, at least be on beat!
WE ARE WE ARE TESCOS, TESCOS!
tesco kicks walmarts ass
IS THAT AMERICA’S NEW ANTHEM ???? LOL
Is this SPARTA ?
if I had to do this every morning I would fucking kill myself
If I had to do this even once I would kill them and then myself
omg wow
Freddie Mercury’s rolling in his grave right now.
With another man…dipshit, probably
they stole it from a german commercial for a hardware store chain called obi
lol, think you may have that a bit backwards there. Having lived in America and now living in Germany I can safely say that Germans do in fact steal most ideas of commercials, movies, etc. from America
Where is that Walmart at? Alabama? Kentucky?
South Dakota? Those people are so backwards.
Hell naw they are not from alabama…they are from ur city bitch and we are not backwards…. Just like the name say go FUCK yourself you jackass!
LCD = Lowest Common Denominator = Walmart Staff
I would seriously kill myself… right over to the rifle section… to the front door and BOOM! JK… this shit would depress me more than anything tho.
LOL that’s very considerate, your fellow workers wouldn’t have to clean up the inevitable mess if you did it outside the front door!
What if you’re in an urban area and they’re not allowed to sell firearms? Go to the butter section and start woofing down stick of butter until you have a heart attack.
I work at walmart, and i’m seriously glad we never do this at my store. I would probably quit on the spot.
Did you know that your store has a higher GDP than Australia? Did you also know that you’re business has more retained earnings than the entire US government (a given) and also, it’s a great spot to park the camper. The shitty thing is that it’s built with US money… and the future is uncertain.
@SMRT, was were these figures done before or after our $aus overtook the value of the greenback?
Is that Michael Scott?
good one…
STILL not as gay as Twilight
lol this shit is rediculous, fuck walmart
As bad as this was… can you actually expect more from wal mart employees. That place is a cesspool of white trash
They are, they are RETARDS!
I bet you thought this was a motivational chant. NOPE. Chuck Testa.
I wanted to post a comment here.
Your comment system threw a big FAIL:
Duplicate comment detected; it looks as though you’ve already said that!
Haha, I can’t tell how long is it since I’ve last time post a comment.
wounder if the person who posted this got fired???
Wow… Walmart sucks, for real…….
are they still proud of their full-time employment choice? nothing said bright future like a name tag and singing a rendition of queen to your company’s branding!
I was thinking the same about something to be proud of. Low wage responsibilityless positions that used to be filled by knowledgeable employees from a real store with real values rather than their investor earnings. It took a lawsuit to give benefits to their workers they’re so cheap. I guess Charlie Sheen worked for Wal-Mart too.
I AM I AM SUBWAY!!! BOM BOM POW
nigga i make subway ur way any way
if u want it toasted just LET ME KNOW
i got blood on my face! spreadin AIDS
add some special sauce to give it a TASTE
saying
I AM I AM SUBWAY! BOOM BOOM POW
OMFG lol
So did that improve suicide rates among employees?
they’re taking the foxconn business model. You don’t have to pay retirement to suiciders so more moola for the company.
This was right before Mr Ghetto filmed his Walmart song
freddy mercurys brainwash technique
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO WAY! I love all the people filming the guy.
It’s just It’s just hilarious ! :’D
you will work for nothing and milk the welfare system at the same time be proud and dance.hey what are you going to doo when your old.bleed welfare until you can bleed social security
i wanna work at wal-mart now
lol i called in sick that day!
I would have quit right there!
you sir are a cunt
thank u sir
Modern slaves =)
this is a win. you are the fails
I don’t know about you guys, but I got pretty motivated. I dopn’t really see the fail here.
I see the fail in your spelling!!
Ian comment win!
I used to think that only I was walmart. but after watching this and discovering that WE are all walmart i welled up with tears. an emotional and inspirational moment for me. thank you walmart aka everyone
This must be a national thing because I witnessed this atrocity today in my local Walmart. This afternoon while shopping in the Scranton,Pa Walmart the staff was doing some motivational chant. They blocked up the whole aisle that I had to detour around those sad fucks.
…because getting less than minimum wage as a retard isn’t humiliating enough…
since when did walmart have spirt these motherfuckers only out for yur pocket u know these motherfuckers are being underpaided
first day on the job, and my first words would be, fuck that. i quit.
wally wally wally whirl
have to find a heart of a wallmart and kill it to stop that shit
yeah the american way of life.
so this is how they open up!! it all makes sense now.
…… that was shocking O.O lol
Walmart is stilll gay!
so fucking stupid. fire that fuck head.
I fell asleep during Walmart orientation and still got a job there, and I only had to sing the Walmart theme song once…this was not it…but yeah this is utter bull.
The more I see this site, the less I like americans.
come here and you’ll hate it even more. We will be sure.
thats why we went to college