Husband: Honey we have a problem!
Wife: What?
Husband: Ummm well the baby somehow got stabbed by the swords we hung up over its crib.
Wife: OMG how did that happen?
Husband: *put dumb explanation here?
So, does everybody think a subtle wind will knock it down? I’ve had photos and crap on my walls for years, nothing has happened to them… maybe if we watch the picture long enough… it’ll fall.
Mmmmm, diced baby!!
Casey Anothony’s House?
I hope the parents room is not next door, a banging bed head could dislogde that thing!!
You were talking about the swords and not the porn collection next to the bed right? Lol, I crack myself up.
Dangerous situation to keep the baby around. Two swords are hanging on the wall above the baby. It’s dangerous.
Thank you (captain obvious)work place & house safety officer!!
Husband: Honey we have a problem!
Wife: What?
Husband: Ummm well the baby somehow got stabbed by the swords we hung up over its crib.
Wife: OMG how did that happen?
Husband: *put dumb explanation here?
So, does everybody think a subtle wind will knock it down? I’ve had photos and crap on my walls for years, nothing has happened to them… maybe if we watch the picture long enough… it’ll fall.
Not everyone uses super glue!!
I concoct my own sticky substance… much better than superglue.
He’s not lying… took me weeks to wash it out of my beard.
If the baby kicks the wall hard enough it’ll fall, I have a scar on my forehead because my parents hung a plaque over my crib.
That’s Final Destination 3!!
didnt something bad involving those happen in final destination? 0.o
Should have asked, I’ve also got a solution to break it down…
This is a paretal fail…
You’re honor, it was an act of GOD. The Earthquake caused the sword to skewerthe baby’s brain!