Killer Whale Win

Posted on September 29th, 2011


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    1. mick says:

      i want this as my ringtone

    2. eieie says:

      well, deadly, but not silent eh?

    3. VanillaRain says:

      Translation: “I ain’t no killer, man. Quit givin’ us a bad rap! I’d never kill anything. Unless you count plankton. Hey you got any plankton?”

      • SMRT says:

        In reality, when they hunt baby seals, they catch them, drag them out to the deeper waters and then throw them around until they’re dead. So, in a nutshell, they beat the living shit out of them rather then just kill and eat them.

      • VanillaRain says:

        Reality sounds brutal, I dunno how much I should hang out there.

      • leo says:

        Well, these kind of whales are called, whale killers, because they do kill other whale spices.

    4. Random Commenter says:

      They said I could be anything… So I became an outboard motor.

    5. Ian says:

      The whale said…”Baked beans make me fart, the more I fart the better I feel, baked beans are unreal”!! I’ve been translating whale for years, trust me people!!

    6. @Random Commentor says:

      You motorboating son of a bitch!

    7. RoccoL says:

      I’d love to drop golf balls or M-80′s down that blow hole.

    8. monstsoße says:

      realy?? whats up with that shit here man.

    9. Boshankers says:

      That killer whale is a major fart troll

    10. adam says:

      that’s sad. Fucking whale just wants to talk to that boat. but the whale thinks the boat hates him.

    11. MaLV says:

      Is it me, or was the whale trying to imitate the sound of an outboard motor?

    12. Jamaica says:

      The engine is an old pen friend

    13. Spooky says:

      Smart whale, comes up to fart in people’s faces and they film him doing it.

    14. Lymbe says:

      “Dude we saw a killer whale today!!
      Really??! What did it do?
      Pppffff pppppppfffff pppppppffffffff pff”

    15. Johnny says:

      Sounds like my ex g/f’s vagina. Or dipsht’s asshole when he farts.

    16. kill joy says:

      That is too cool

    17. lalinjo says:

      It would be funny if someone duck taped his mouth/nose/ass whatewer it is!

    18. doddlesss says:

      well too much KFC

    19. RoccoL says:

      Remember kids:
      Killer whales dont kill. Blacks do.

    20. darbster says:

      must have drank some bud light and eaten at taco bell…

    21. Bolo57 says:

      i think they want to be a boat motor in the next life…

    22. kockofthewalk says:

      To all you inbread incepidly ignorant uneducated fuckbags…….@SMRT when “killer whales” throw these baby seals around as you so eloquently put it is false; they DO use them seals to train the young, no different than Lions bringing down a kill and letting the yearlings kill it…its how they learn, they don’t do it for fun assbag.

      Secondly that is totally amazing and shows the intellegence of the Orca. It was making the sound of the outboard motor AND pushing the boat at times mimicking the action of the motor, and this is a WILD orca, not one that has been trained, and then right at the end it stops and you can see its eyes……just such intellegent animals, toally amazing.

    23. D.A says:

      i dont get this shit

    24. Justin + Selena = Scissoring sisters says:

      Whale queefing win!!!

    25. Sager64 says:

      VanillaRain you may want to learn the facts, rather than listen to the bs spewed by oh so many societies and lame teachers these days..
      Killer whales have that name for a reason!!
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjQddAAjk9M

    26. Tramp says:

      Clearly the whale is imitating the sound of a boat engine. Ingenious creatures.

    27. SoldierofThePen says:

      I had a whale do that to me…. turns out they like the vibrations from the boat motors, so i guess a few have learned to imitate it. pretty interesting. fucking whale….

    28. bakll says:

      i would stick my dick in there

    29. Agarthi says:

      Actually ” killer whale ” is an old term used before further researching the species, because of how they hunted is more of a sharks method to hunting, as well as its large mouth with several teeth even giving it a somewhat shark like appearance, the correct name for this amazing animal is ORCA. This is an amazing encounter with a wild Orca, and it using its blow hole ( which by the way not to be confused with its anus like others here ) that is used for breathing, like how humans use its nose, to immitate a motor boat, which it probably hears on a daily basis. From what i understand and see in this truly amazing video, that it was attempting to communicate with the people on the boat, or simply play with the people like a child would. Very amazing indeed… definately a WIN for the ORCA and a win for those who had the priviledge of this truly once in a life time encounter


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