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Fuck’n Kiwi’s, if it’s not bad enough that they screw sheep constantly, they have to now highlight the fact that some freak screws dolphins as well!!
Oh no, I came first!! If it’s not bad enough that it happens to me all the time in real life, now it happens on epic fail!! Oh the shame!!
I’m like a cigarette
I’ll hurt you internally, but they can’t put me down. they keep burnin’ me
Fuck anyone hatein’ on me, I’m great in the scene and that’s blatent to see
I’ll kill you off like an ancient disease, my name spread like the great plague of the streets
You can’t turn the tables on me, there aint a MC, I aint able to beat
So take my advice and wisely retreat
rip off heard this before…..
you truly are a dipshit
yeah and that creep that skrews dolphines is a yank, and there has never been any case of a kiwi shagging a sheep dick head! The whole sheep thing is the fact that there are more sheep in nz then people, that spells money mate, what have you got fucken corn felds and a shit load of fat cunts.
No, we have sheep as well my retarded cousin, we just don’t screw them like you Kiwi’s. Nice win in the world cup BTW! we still beat you in the league!!
u had a sex with an animal?!?!?!
HOT DOLPHIN!
Watch it again – It’s not a Kiwi, its an American in NZ.
Read the comment again – he never said it was a Kiwi.
Thanks for having my back K. It’s a Kiwi interviewing an American(eagle) about screwing a dolphin. There are just too many animals involved in this three way!!
ian you couldn’t even get a human to fuck you let alone a dolhpin or a sheep!bahahahah
Your wife, 3 dolphins, 5 sheep and a lama would disagree!!
Dolphins are the sluts of the sea. Nowhere near as good as porpoise pussy. I like a challenge.
You and David should get it on…
I recommend jellyfish. Don’t knock it till you try it.
He should start a sexual relationship with a great white shark, see how long it lasts.
LAWL
It’s a show, this guy didn’t have any sexual intercourse with a dolphin.
Old news. And yes, a guy did have sex with a dolphin and wrote a book about it.
I have no doubt that he wrote a book about it.
SICK FUCK!!!!
It is disgusting, but he is not sick. Hes a zoophile, the difference between zoophelia and bestiality is that in bestiality you only use the animal for a kind of masturbation whilst zoophile develop feelings for the animal and talk about relationship and write book about their shit….
THAT GUY IS AN UGLY MOTHER FUCKER LOCK UP YOUR TINS OF TUNA
Amazing!
How did they manage to light a cigarette after that ???
Who swallowed?
If somebody does a whale he might get swallowed completely…but that`s only interesting for some black dudes, I guess.
NICK NO NAME LOVE TO SWALLOW…… Want to hook-up with him????
What they really said:
“So, I was swimming with dolphins and one got close.”
“What did you do?”
“Well, it started biting me gently looking for fish and I got a boner.”
“Then what did you do?”
“I fucked the dolphin.”
“How did that make you feel?”
“I was in a 15 year dry spell with the women, how do you think I felt?”
“You’re fucking crazy, thanks for proving it.”
i dont why the song “gay fish” come to my mind
Are you trying to tell me that you’ve never dangled your balls into the goldfish tank? We’ve all done it.
Something here is very Fishy, … no pun intended.
next on fox news: dolphins got their own ho-undertown! come and get max satisfaction with our trained ho-dolphins!
I doubt the dolphin died of a broke heart, maybe a broke hymen.
I… don’t think you can die from that.
this -_O …. this is just sick -_-
Simply fucking disgusting…..cut this syc fuckers pecker off
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
New film “Dolphin Tale”
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1564349/board/flat/189239353
when u r HIGH all gone happen
ofc he’s from Florida -___-! i hate living here
you’re a gay fish
I love those “people having sex with animals” statistic…um 1 in 6 for men and 1 in 12 for women huh? So he’s bad at math AND a twisted pervert. Do who or what you like, but keep it within your own species ya sick fucks.
wat.
LOLZ
BESTIALITY IS ILLEGAL!!! So i thought. What is the world coming to???
world is coming to sick ppl fucking dolphins
so he fucked dolphins,right?
Hey! Fuckin’ dolphin was asking for it!
He’s explaining it as if the dolphin raped him! Sick!
first the monkeys and now the dolphins