Children’s Book Fail

Posted on October 8th, 2011


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  • 21 Comments on “Children’s Book Fail”

    1. VanillaRain says:

      Your future husband and no one else. Or God will be real mad.

    2. I be your cookie monster says:

      really come on u got to be 16 to get your salad toss

    3. spr808 says:

      F U N N Y ! :P

    4. Anatominal says:

      The writers showed their resentment in their work sooner or later.

    5. lls says:

      Her face is priceless!!!!!

    6. Yep says:

      I’m thinking Peppermint Patty is willing to give you a toss.

      • Fred says:

        Yeah, I’ve always thought she was confused about her sexuality and only “thought” she liked that fuckup Chuck. Bet she eventually tossed Marcy’s salad.

    7. vic says:

      theres bugs in that salad, nasty!

    8. BulletsAndBracelets says:

      Pedobear will, duh!

    9. 2LOLO says:

      NICKY NO NAME LOVE TO TOSS ANYBODY SALAD!!!!!

    10. CJAC5 says:

      Sorry, what does tossing of salad mean? I know it’s sexual but what does it mean? It’s embarrasing to ask this question

      • Lymbe says:

        You just open a can of “mom jokes” but I’ll pass. Next time try to make it more challenging

      • spr808 says:

        Eating out at the Backdoor Diner.

      • Dr. Piranha says:

        It means eating a persons asshole. Commonly referenced with using condiments and peanut butter and jelly and syrup. It comes from animals in jail doing this. Not to be confused with a rim job, which if a girl has good hygiene, well it is quite nice to lick her asshole. But there still is a possibility of getting parasites, even with a nice clean feces exploder, and other bacteria that can give you diarrhea and other nasty problems. And yet I still am going to continue to do this with dates and girlfriends. And a lot of girls wont admit they like it, but it drives them crazy. Lots of nerve endings down there.

        I learned all of this on Mr. Wizard.

    11. Sarah Bachmann says:

      Fake, but funny! (The original ‘Golden Book’ was titled, “How Does Your Garden Grow?”

      http://www.feastoffun.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/user-images/zhzNhw.How_does_your_Garden_Grow.jpg)

      • MrCharm69 says:

        You are clearly NOT the real Sarah Bachmann. Sarah Bachmann never backs up her statements with facts. That’s what I heard anyway from this woman I met outside the other day who had a child that turned retarded after attending one of Sarah Bachman’s rallies.


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