1st) I totally thought she was going to get smashed by that mail truck while running from the turkey.
2nd) I realized that could NEVER happen due to the fact that the mail truck somehow teleports to the other side of the street and turns around to help her with her turkey business.
You have legs though lady. Seriously. Kick something or chop his damn head off. End.
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If you run towards them they will turn tail and run away from you. Yes, I am very brave when it comes to fuckwitted turkeys. Either in front of or behind my monitor. Roosters will play that same bully game, btw.
lol Jandra does make a somewhat valid point. Having grown up on a ranch I can say that the toms there were rather violent and would charge you without thinking twice. Being a kid it was quite scary. As an adult, however, I am not sure that I would run from it.
Don’t run from them, when they go to kick, kick that thing in the chest, remember it is a 20 pound object. If you kick it square in the chest it will stop and think unless he’s really gung ho otherwise kick it harder you won’t kill it unless you try to kick a field goal. I have a pretty aggressive rooster and we have turkey’s around. They can get mean and will dominate you if you let him.
Well, when I was about 5 yrs old my grandmother had a tom and the fucker wouldn’t let me out of the house. So I finally got tired of the fucker and picked me up a stick and went after his ass. He turned tail and ran. So, they are like most bullies. They aint shit.
Now in this case the turkey is minding his own business and this bitch comes up fucking with him with a camera. And before it’s over it’s the turkeys fault. I mean she had the opportunity to get away and she kept coming back. What’s up with that?
The turkey didn’t seem aggressive… if she would just stand still I doubt if it would have pecked her… I dk… maybe I’m crazy. Just seemed a lil bit of an overreaction…..
My aunt had this same exact experience. I was petting the turkey’ out in my grandparents yard and when she came out all 3 of them started chasing her. lol
My turkey and chickens will eat the leftovers from cleaning my deer. Pretty good at cleaning it up all the scraps too. Bet ya’ll didn’t see them as carrion birds huh.
People calling her a chicken, have you ever been chased b a turkey? The are big animals, they are freaky looking, and they can peck your eyes out. You would back away too, then it would chase you, and you would run. know this from experience people, they want your flesh and they will get it if you do not leave quickly.
Now if only there was a video of her running and screaming away from the turkey. Hilarious!
Turkey waiting and looking from the windows is priceless!
Hahahahahaha; loved it when the head popped up from behind the hood.
“SOON”
the lady should take revenge with Christmas!!
Don’t run away from dinner !!! Grab it by the neck and teach that turkey were it belong in the food chain.
What a chicken.
NO NICKY,,, YOU DING-BAT!!!!
Hilarious!
1st) I totally thought she was going to get smashed by that mail truck while running from the turkey.
2nd) I realized that could NEVER happen due to the fact that the mail truck somehow teleports to the other side of the street and turns around to help her with her turkey business.
You have legs though lady. Seriously. Kick something or chop his damn head off. End.
She said she was shaking because she was scared? It’s a fucking TURKEY! It’s not like it was Cujo trapping her in the car, it’s a bird. Pathetic.
And people drive to the store and pay for a turkey, or sit out in drizzling rain to bag one. One snap of that fucker’s neck and soup’s on.
Shooting them is better. I still wanted to see what would happen if that thing lanced her open with it’s spurs.
She wasn’t really running from the turkey as much as she was headed back to were she belonged….the kitchen.
LOL well played
omg ! Jesus Christ ! stop ! LOL
oh for cryin out loud…. just run the fcuker over and get it in the oven
Man ! Did ya’ll see the Pecker on that thang ?
typical american cunt ..the pussy twats run from everything ..unless its on there side .then they grow balls n blow it up..
typical moron unable to find alternative words to articulate a pathetic attempt to stereotype one nation amongst an entire collection of imbecillic, disfunctional countries! allow me to simplify it so you may understand a little more effortlessly.. typical [insert native country here].. the dick cock penis pecker wang schlong sit behind computer in safety of moms flat.. unless its game release day (their..you jack ass) then it grow balls n ask mommy for $
Your name is very appropriate.
I would get that turkey sooooooooooo stoned and keep it as a pets for the thanksgivings, we would feast on roast old cowardly lady & graveh
For some1 who never seen a living turkey it can be scary, anyways turkeys can bite very painfull… U all so brave on front of your monitor…
If you run towards them they will turn tail and run away from you. Yes, I am very brave when it comes to fuckwitted turkeys. Either in front of or behind my monitor. Roosters will play that same bully game, btw.
I turkey can’t do serious damage to you.
The most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard.
lol Jandra does make a somewhat valid point. Having grown up on a ranch I can say that the toms there were rather violent and would charge you without thinking twice. Being a kid it was quite scary. As an adult, however, I am not sure that I would run from it.
Don’t run from them, when they go to kick, kick that thing in the chest, remember it is a 20 pound object. If you kick it square in the chest it will stop and think unless he’s really gung ho otherwise kick it harder you won’t kill it unless you try to kick a field goal. I have a pretty aggressive rooster and we have turkey’s around. They can get mean and will dominate you if you let him.
Well, when I was about 5 yrs old my grandmother had a tom and the fucker wouldn’t let me out of the house. So I finally got tired of the fucker and picked me up a stick and went after his ass. He turned tail and ran. So, they are like most bullies. They aint shit.
Now in this case the turkey is minding his own business and this bitch comes up fucking with him with a camera. And before it’s over it’s the turkeys fault. I mean she had the opportunity to get away and she kept coming back. What’s up with that?
I can understand her! I was once chased down a country road by a pack of domestic geese. It sounds funny, but they can be really aggressive.
a pack of huge birds is way different than just 1…I know cause we have a pack of 10 and they are as good as a guard dog…
The turkey didn’t seem aggressive… if she would just stand still I doubt if it would have pecked her… I dk… maybe I’m crazy. Just seemed a lil bit of an overreaction…..
“Jesus christ , NOOOOOO , go away , help , he want stop ,its true , HELLPPPP ”
Actually she could have the same conversation with Satan .
women overreact to everything. maybe this turkey was livin’ it up because it knew turkey hunting season was coming up soon.
My aunt had this same exact experience. I was petting the turkey’ out in my grandparents yard and when she came out all 3 of them started chasing her. lol
The president should have never pardoned that evil fucker.
” We’re gonna need a bigger car “
hey, who deleted my comment? it wasn’t nasty or anything!
They tend to do that for shits and giggles :/
bet the turkey was aroused by her smelly unclean unwashed for a month twat.
I’d say it was a win for the turkey. I wouldn’t stand for anyone insulting my mother either!
i like the part where she says “i’m afraid it might BITE me or something” I didn’t know turkeys had teeth.
im sorry but i would that bird on my street would stop all those fuckers delivering junk mail through my door ,priceless
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It would be really funny if at the end, that turkey would suddenly be in the back seat of her car.
LOL! the way the turkey circles the car.. just like in horror movie XDDDDDDDD
this is what our human superior race has become..
ha ha ha Turkey win woman fail
Here turkey turkey!
In Soviet Russia, turkey eat you.
My turkey and chickens will eat the leftovers from cleaning my deer. Pretty good at cleaning it up all the scraps too. Bet ya’ll didn’t see them as carrion birds huh.
People calling her a chicken, have you ever been chased b a turkey? The are big animals, they are freaky looking, and they can peck your eyes out. You would back away too, then it would chase you, and you would run. know this from experience people, they want your flesh and they will get it if you do not leave quickly.
I reckon if she had stood still he would have tried to hump her. Male turkeys get VERY amorous, and they don’t discriminate the species.
Just kick the fucking thing. It’s a TURKEY!
Have you ever seen the spurs on a turkey and they will attack flying up into your face with them slashing about
I know what you did last Christmas bitch!!!!!!!!!!!
KILLER TURKEY – The nightmare never ends!
looks to me like thanksgiving came early this year
this was epic !!!!!!! so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !!! LOL that turkey was really into her LOL