Do you have to smear it with peanut butter first? I find that chocolate spread works well.
Dog Toy my ass ( )
And the smiley face don’t like being in brackets apparently
A comma would probably be better inserted here. ←(See what I did there? lmao) Unless you really were giving the command to ‘dog toy your ass’.
Comma my ass
-and now it sound like “come imma ass, nice-
You two sicken me with your incessant filth. You should be ashamed.
ISN”T that the SEX TOYS MACHO MAN USED ON YOU NICKY????
No, they were far bigger.
I’m buying this for Nicky No Name!!
Sorry but Nicky No Name is using it on MACHO MAN right now!!!!
Oh Ian, you sure do know what a girl likes.
Yes Ian Do you know????
Girls? I like small furry animals and dolphins!!
Most animal toys were designed by out of work sex toy designers.
WE WANT THE PORNO-ANIMAL CHANNEL.!! AND THE PICTURES ARE:
101 CUMMATIANS, HAPPY DICK, SFUCKY-DOO, COCKFIELD
“Indulges instinctive urge to chew”
Rotating ends AND ribbed for her pleasure? That’s what we call a win-win situation, ladies and gentlemen.
So is that a toy that both the dog and lonely old dog ladies can enjoy?
“Honey, why does the dog toy smell like week old tuna?”