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First bitches! I rule!
TWAT
probably the only achievement you’ll ever earn. fag.
its kinda fun 2 win, u dont need 2 moke asswholes
I can see a weird bulge on his right side after he turned over. The dislocated disc problably went through his stomach and liver but couldn’t quite brake through that stupid t-shirt
He even broke his arm as he landed, not even strong bones, what a fuckin loser. Hope he kills himself if he isn’t already dead. See you in hell mofo.
Holy shit He broke his Mc’Ribb
OWWWW!! is all I can say.
Vas a mear sangre, capullo.
You’re going to piss blood, asshole
DID HE DIED??
why dont you try the jump yourself and find out
I think he dieded.
Think he dieded.
You need a new kidney brah
Yep, he’ll be pissin’ bloody for a while…
One of the many reasons I don’t jump on furniture. They say only the good die young but I suspect it’s more likely that God has a thing for collecting retards.
I LOLed hard Nicky…+5!
Nicky No Name
Remember when I first FU@K your BUTT HOLE??? Did I POP your BACK OUT??? And you claim it hurt too much…
when does he come to collect you? You’re way passed due.
@tard haha
lol
he probably broke his back –
FFFFUUU!!!! Well, let’s hope he learned his lesson.
max4thanks
And another disability check is mailed out. When will all Walmart parking spaces be marked for the handicapabled?
it already did thanks to Mcdonanld and the billions of fat ass out there so we all should clap for that the next time we have big war i bet u see a bunch of fat ass on the battle field and i bet they sent them in first and send the skinny ones behind them body shields all day
Sounds like a damned good strategy there, Colonel.
McDonalds doesnt make people fat, people make themselves fat. If you’re a fatty, you’d have been fat with or with out fast food. NT
A fat woman was once a sign of wealth. That is before the dollar menu came around.
It’s clear the tard catcher caught another one. Hey, darkness, can you show me a fat person that “Mcdonanld” held down, stuffed with too much food, and forced not to exercise?
Well, Im an Uhmerican and I don’t take responsibility for any of my fucked up actions. So, if I can’t blame Micky D, I’ll finger point at someone else. I got rights.
tard cather let me teach u something if u compare the past with the future u see people weights changing yes there where fats back then but there where way more skinny people than today the proof is in the pudding
@darkness: lol you can’t be serious. Are you saying there weren’t any fat people in the “past”? Infact, if you knew anything about anything, being fat “in the past” was considered a good thing. Romans and Greeks prefered fat women. Infact, through out time, being fat was a sign of prosperity and wealth…not lazyness. It meant you were doing something right if you were eating good. So no, you didn’t teach me shit. Infact it was the other way around. your welcome moron.
He look pretty, dead. He’s not screaming or moving at all. Probably, dead o.o
damn. I wounder how he saw that going in his head. He wasn’t trying to jump over it. He was trying to land on it. I guess budget cuts must have shut down physics classes or something.
Wooow the first dead guy in EpicFail.com history
i doubt he’s dead. paralyzed sure, but not dead. he’ll have the rest of his life to think about his stupid stunt when he’s lifted into a van by a machine every day.
can you say paralyzed from the waist down
paralyzed from the waist down
parlalalasid from de weeeist duh…duh..duh… ah fuck it you got me
He Was obviously paralyzed from the chin up a long time ago. and to think he is going to breed
@darkness: where-as you’re paralyzed from the neck up. Ironic.
his shirt says stanford, well i guess hes not so smart after all
welcome to your new wheelchair…you’ll have the next 60 years of a rolling reminder to keep you company.
Lmfaoo Niqquhh Stupidd
Oh shit, his poor goddamned spine.
Xavier! is that you??
It hurt a lot!
I give him a 10 for effort, but a 1 for execution, that would have hurt!! Sucked in dumb ass!!
nice abs workout only once in a lifetime asswipe!!!!!
attention whore. darwin award recipient wannabe.
COCKTAIL TABLE WINS…FATALITY
i d hate to be the surgeon that operates this poor bastards spine!!
he crumbled like one of them video game physics, havok or euphoria in this bitch
PARKOUR