Bride Fail

Posted on November 1st, 2011


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    1. lostshell says:

      Lol first

    2. Fred says:

      About as classy as it gets, right there. You women and your texting shit is really something. That’s ground for a divorce.

    3. kill joy says:

      “Just wanted to let you know I will not marry you today”

    4. RoccoL says:

      Nothing says classy wedding more than: “Behind the Ace Hardware store on 7th street”

    5. kill joy says:

      PS… Your sister will not make to either…sorry.

    6. Nicky No Name says:

      I bet it was a text message saying “your father just gives you away, you’re not meant to marry him”. Lucky for her she had on her veil of invisibility. 10 points to Gryffindor!

      • 2LOLO says:

        Nicky

        SHUT-Up!!! Keep sucking.. Ooo!!! That’s it lick my Balls too……………

      • CyberLOL says:

        retarded reply to great comment

      • Moron says:

        Yea 2lolo, what’s your deal dude? EVERY ONE of your comments mentions nicky no name. It’s pretty creepy. Anyway, comment win to nicky.

      • Ian says:

        2LOLO has been stalking Nicky for some time now, his unhealthy fascination has been spurred on by years of watching gay porn and manic masturbation sessions, maybe one day soon he will get the help he needs, something like chemical castration could be in order.

      • darkness says:

        niky no name macho man ian and 2lololo all of you creep me out personality

      • Nicky No Name says:

        That’s Ok, I creep myself out sometimes. And 2LOLO loves us really. Apparently a little too much…

      • 2LOLO says:

        Nicky No Name

        You know DAMN Well I take good care of my LADY’s!!!! JUST ASK IAN……………

      • tard catcher says:

        wha? That doesn’t even make sense Nicky…. Im sure in your head it was funny, but you need to filter your crazy.

      • Nicky No Name says:

        If it makes me smile then that’s all that matters ;)

    7. vic says:

      I think she was texting Kim Kardashian XD

    8. CMStront says:

      My guess is she was checking if her pizza-order came trough.

    9. Mr Fuzzy says:

      i wouldve said ¨seriously your going to text right now at this moment¨and smacked her and finally said ¨bitch its over!¨

    10. bloopy says:

      I’m sorry but that deserves a punch in the face. Id grab that cell from her and shove it up her ass.

      • Sheldon says:

        No need to shove it. Just place it in visual range of the crater and it will pull it in automatically.

    11. Carl Crooker says:

      She’s a real keeper!

    12. krissy90200 says:

      wow what a bitch! its your wedding day put away your phone for an hour! she does deserve a punch to the face!

    13. Carl Crooker says:

      Seriously! I bet that it was a friend, who was probably at the wedding, who couldn’t wait to tell her how fat…..I mean how beautiful she looks in her dress.

    14. Moron says:

      She’s texting the kidnappers, letting them know that the groom is at the altar with her. Now they’ll let his kids go.

    15. WebPolice says:

      Fat, ugly whore what you textn’

    16. Sheldon says:

      “Sorry Steve. I’m busy today. Meet you at our usual place for sex and tacos”

    17. Dowdman says:

      “First you make me wear this stupid pink tie and vest, and now your texting at the wedding?” Man, if I was the preacher I would have stopped talking the whole time she was texting just to embarass that chunk!

    18. Ian says:

      it’s very obvious no – one can see her under that veil, it was a seamless text and not one hillbilly would have noticed.

    19. darkness says:

      i would of snatched the phone and chucked that shit out in the street and look her and be like say something bitch and you want be getting all my money u want when i die

    20. TexTheMerciless says:

      He should have pulled his cock out and smacked her upside the head with it. I’d say that’s about the same level of disrespect she’s showing him.

    21. CJAC5 says:

      Bitch. Why is she texting while in wedding?

    22. beakt says:

      There’s yer sign…

    23. Cissy says:

      Sooo fake! Look behind them, they’re in a parking space.

    24. dr testicles says:

      Remember bart Simpson when he kept showing Lisa VIA the remote control how she broke barts friend Milton?? I think.heart …you can see it happening on here, when they play the film back I can imagine all his insecurities before the wedding asking her stuff like ,”do u really love me, are you sure you want to do this” then as they watch it they all come back to him as the phone is so important its right by her heart and to make matters worst its left on, then she responds, hence rewind to the point where he starts gurning, his face it gets redder and he looks in pain, I would have asked the priest to text him the rest of the service then when the vital question comes do u take this biatch to be your wife I’d send a sad face ….

    25. dr testicles says:

      Millhouse..that’s it

    26. -_-Damn says:

      Thats what happens when you cant get out of your damn Facebook little life. XD

    27. Average Minnesotan says:

      I like the STOP sign framed squarely between the bride and groom. If that’s not an omen…

    28. Gamrage says:

      That was her boyfriend texting her for divorce..

    29. PookieBear says:

      She’ll obviously be a very devoted, attentive wife. Good choice, man.

    30. danny says:

      poor bastard, barely has a voice to tell his wife to quit that shit … he will be an oppressed husband

    31. Nicky No Name says:

      Okay,i’ll admit it,I do love 2LOLO’s cock

    32. Truth Speaks says:

      I’m more concerned about why they are getting married in the parking lot

    33. tard catcher says:

      That’s my number one rule of dating. If the bitch pulls out her cell phone to text while I’m talking to her just once, her ass is walkin home.

    34. apple says:

      She changed her status on Facebook, from Single to Married.

    35. Dyquen says:

      gotta update that twitter.

    36. mallory says:

      “hai, lemme txt u the detalz ina bit. gettin married. brb”

    37. Johnny says:

      lmfao, I just noticed the STOP sign between them. Shoulda been noted by the priest to STOP the wedding.

    38. DOOM says:

      *Texting the boyfriend * Yep he’s Still Alive Yea ill be over after this shits done kk pce

    39. LMFAO says:

      She checking her FACEBOOK (Yvonne’s Friend Request)

    40. unknown says:

      what a bitch she is at her fucing wedding and she acts like she dont care

    41. Nonhumanoid says:

      Text Message: “Hold on, another one is about to say I do, and this time no prenup.”

    42. erika says:

      wait a minute my ex is texting me…lmfao

    43. Moose says:

      Kick it back to the curb after that.


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