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He has a pair of handcuffs… and knows how to use them… woah… scary…
probably uses them on his gay lover
Hahaha probably!
but not only he has a pair of handcuffs, he will arrest ALL THE PEOPLE INVOLVED with them, LOL!!! imagine a lot of dudes hancuffed to a single thing LOL!!!
a fantasy you have? ^
Thanks for proving once again that internet access should be licensed via a brief intelligence test.
Watch out guys, he’s gonna arrest the entire Oakland Police force with some pink furry handcuffs!! Sounds kinky..
Another Presidential nominee.
He has a vagina
I am confused….is he going to arrest every single officer in Oakland with 1 PAIR of handcuffs!? How in hell is that possible???
I kept waiting to hear his mom in the background asking: ” Sweety …do you want some cookies?”..” My goodness the basement is so dark honey”
… in the voice of Howard’s mother on Big Bang Theory.
Um…he thinks he can arrest people because he owns handcuffs? If he even tried, he’d just get tasered. What a nut case.
Makes me want to go to Oakland and start assaulting protesters. With my penis. And handcuffs of course. Very arousing.
NICK NO NAME
What Penis????? Are you talking about my PENIS when you SUCKING MY PENIS…. It’s my penis not yours…………
You talk a lot about having men suck your penis. I say gay shit all the time and normally wouldn’t mind but when you say it, it kinda seems like you’re actually yearning for some salty man juice. It’s honestly OK if you’re gay but you need to stop projecting your latent homosexual urges onto Epicfail users. It’s not healthy. Come out of the closet 2LOLO. And then maybe consider moving out of your mother’s basement too. It’s a big wide world out here and even retards like you can find their place in it
10-4 little buddy. Over.
I have a ton of salty man juice. I’ll sell it to the highest bidder
Tu shay Nicky, could not have said it better myself.
seriously look at my name………… win
Much obliged. And I’ll pay £12.49 a gallon for some quality baby gravy. It keeps my skin young and supple.
Nicky No Name
Why are you talking to me that way??? Everyone knows you love to give BLOW-JOBS…. And EVERYONE KNOWS I’M YOUR PIMP!!!!!
IAN
You Working for me TOO!!!!!
Man juice isn’t salty… Get your facts straight newb
Although I agree with assaulting protestors…your tiny penis isn’t going to scare anyone. Probably looks like an eggcorn sitting ontop of an anthill.
It’s more like an acorn in an eagle’s nest. Besides, it’s not the penis that scares people, it’s the herpes.
He does realize this is real life, and not Call of Duty :S
You’re going to need more than a pair of handcuffs if you plan on doing something about it. Must be a bleeding heart, douch-Bag liberal faggot who still lives with his parents.
he is the 99%
actually he is the 1 percent. the 1 percent of nutjobs that smell up the streets with “give me!” rhetoric.
Does getting posted on EF count as a response from the coppers? I”m pretty sure everybody in Oakland deserves a good assault and battery anyway!
Wouldn’t threatening to arrest someone imply that you’re a cop? Isn’t impersonating a police officer a crime?
I wonder what time they booked him.
Suprise!!! Someone just got put on an F.B.I. list!!!!
What a fag.
lmfao hahhaa THIS every1 who aint from the usa( coz if u r then u wont understand ) is a clear window into the fucktard retards that they are in the “good ol usa” ..lmao fucking idiots the lot of them
You sound like the road scholar yourself.
lol well stated Tex…after reading idiot’s posts I lost brain cells :/
way to butcher the english language dill hole. Next time you want to attempt “making a point”…do so at the end of a very large and sharp knife. Keep pushing until you go black. Retard.
u best watch out iran coz these numbnuts are gonna invade u next ..but at least theyll blow the english up whos on there side coz they cant shoot for shit..their that retarded they attack ppl on their side .. idiots dont no the diffrence
Why doesn’t he simply shooting at the police like any normal lunatic!?
hahaha losaaaaaaaaaaaah xd
Took me a while to Jack off to this but I finally got there
Recorded threat to Oakland police department, priceless. Have fun with Bubba, nutjob!
hes probably a gay republican
no, hes one of you fagget hippie liberal democrats…but close though (after all you had a 50/50 chance)…moron.
wow he should have been the lead guy for the dale farm protest pmsl
fucker is reading lol
good to know that it is people like this that make up the good old u.s.a.
Wow. This is like 2 epic fails in one! First you have the guy in the video that is the reason the 99% cant affect the 1% in America. Then you get Idiots posts. Here’s a tool picking on other peoples lack of intelligence by showing us how poor his own grammar and spelling are? I would love to see an Epic Fail compilation of his posts! lol
Hippy moron…
A crfffllrffllflufflyyyying fuck
see people. this is the twisted mentallity of these protestors. They’re not righteous or just, speaking out for the weak. They’re dirty, lazy hippies that want a free hand out. You’re not owed anything…this is America…work for what you get.
I just wanna tell him, I am on his team ok….he is so scary really,I dont wanna offend him.
In the words of Mooshoo: I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover.
Remember Tea Partiers uttering phrases like “declaration of war”? Remember Tea Partiers raping people at public gatherings? Remember Tea Partiers defecating on police cars and urinating in public? Remember Tea Partiers vandalizing public property and terrorizing businesses?
Yeah, I don’t remember any of that either.
Yet, this happens daily in Obamavilles.
Lol this dude is shitballs crazy xD
You know this makes me happy for the fact i live in Canada, yes its a boring country where nothing happens, but the result is we dont get idiots like this nutjob here representing the educational system in the USA.