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Na-ah i’m pretty sure u CAN play the “FLUTE”
She can probably play a mean skin-flute.
SHUT-UP NICKY!!! GET TO WORK!!!!!
Hooters doesn’t open til 6.
Nicky is really Josephine Smith.
Yeah rehearsal who needs it? Apparently you, that’s who!
Still hot no matter what.
Unlike Milli Vanilli, atleast she has a sense of humor about it.
that`s why i call this a win!!
Don’t you think it’s because of your homosexuality ?
Talantless bitch that gets rich off of a bunch of desperate horny teenagers who day-dream of fucking an average looking scene whore.
Talentless*
Couldn’t resist the opportunity to correct God. Oh and thanks for the micro-penis. Bastard.
lmao Nicky! I LOLed hard xD
Come on God such a fail…..
@Nicky: *Oh, and thanks…
@omgitsme: You cannot “LOLed”. There is no such thing as “louded”.
@God: Yup. Jealous?
I bet if God dieded, it would be louded.
God, should I tebow now?
OMGITSME
A John called he waNT A FIRST TIMMER…….. HE WILLING TO PAY $50.00. FOR YOU.
ooh $50? Count me in! I need cash for a new vibrator
@spr808: There is in the omgitsme dictionary..right under thingamajig
Atleast she has a sense of humor about it, Unlike Milli Vanilli.
I thought she was playing a recorder, a flute is longer and played from the side.
The fact that you noticed that is an indication of your homosexuality….true story
Why do you think she knows the difference between a recorder and flute?
Dear boy, of COURSE this is a recorder, but what is a recorder? – It’s a KIND of flute… To be wikipedantic: “recorder is a woodwind musical instrument of the family known as fipple flutes or internal duct flutes” just sayin.
Thanks poopr, it was a recording of a flute…just saying
damn a recorder recording…
Its A Sparkly Recorder…A Mini Plastic Clarinet.
I once watched an interview with this ditzy chick and she is seriously dumber than a box of hair.
I’m not surprised. She is one hell of a failure. But, it’s bullshit like this that makes money nowadays.
didn’t we all stone Milli Vanilli back in the day for the same thing…well not exactly the same but still.
Katy perry is like a very expensive prostitute. You dont pay her money for sex, but when shes around she will do ALL of your drugs.
*she’s
…
And wtf are you blabbering about?
Lying Cunt.
Still HOT AS FUCK!!! so its ok babe!!
Um…Katy… you can’t play a ‘clarinet’, either.
Flute is one syllable. Clarinet is three. She’s barely got the alphabet down past K you can’t expect her to get that complicated just yet lol
Bet she’d be better if someone put their hand on the back of her head.
Oh I bet she can play the flute
do you mean skin flute you dummy
Uh Katy dear… thats not a flute. I should know, my friend used to sit next to me in band class and he played it.
…Thats a recorder
lol scam artist!!!
She did that on purpose. She was just trying to be funny.
*Dr Evil voice* — “How ’bout NOOOO!”
Katy Perry is categorically never a fail – that’s cause she has great tits PERIOD
Don’t use she, tits, and period in the same sentence…it can never end well.
That’s bloody terrible!!
dayum… I see – Dearest me, how could I miss that…
@ ian :iI= (thumbs up) @ wikklewurm: i think your logic has some holes in it
FUCK KATY PERRY!!!!!
I did, she was an epic fail!!
You should post the video.
Damned right. Post it. I watch alot of porn. I consider myself a connoisseur. Let me judge for myself.
I’d sure like to…
Whites who try to sing like negroid rappers complete with dumb fuck hand gestures need to die in fiery plane crashes.
And people actually buy this drivel?
We’re engaging in large amounts of exploitation, simultaneously spending copious amounts of money. We’re engaging in large amounts of exploitation, our car has very large chrome rims with thin tires. We’re engaging in large amounts of exploitation, and we happen to be in New York City. And by We, we’re referring to Jigga Man, Pimp C, and B-U-N B.
There some (few) who can pull it off, but Katy Perry is not one of them.
you sound a bit angry RoccoL, tell me about your rage…
for the first time, i thought she was talented!
She sucks.
I don’t get how this is a fail?
This has been done purposely at every single show since February….
Yeah, it’s not really funny, but the fact you people thought it was real?… FAIL!!!!!!!!
I doubt any of us thought this was real, just that she is an altogether fail
BWAHAHAHAH!!!
She did it on purpose. She does it every time she performs this song. It’s a part of the show.
*facepalm*
exactly! she does that on purpose
for everyone saying “that’s not a flute!” it actually IS a flute. It’s called a Soprano flute. There’s more than one kind, you know? dumbasses.
that was a blinged out recorder, sorry, Katy aint got no voice, I still like her, but i have heard better singing at my elementary aged childs school- if not for little kids wanting to be like her, or with her, she would have 0 fame
Shes a fony! a big fat fony
haha! you can’t autotune that.
her whole life is a fail and im pretty sure that was recorder not a flute.
People pay to see this crap?
Where are all of the “There was this one time at band camp…” jokes.
They’re stuck in 1999, where they belong.
i bet she can play the skin flute
Ok… Unless someone give me a ticket, if I can, I swear I’m no longer paying to see her anymore…
Ian Anderson has nothing to worry about.
What? You saying she couldn’t fake playing Aqua Lung?
idiots thats part of the show
so hot and can still fail that hard. i guess the god of failure cares not for beauty, wealth or fame, he only cares if the time is right.
NYC NOT NIC
Meh, I’d still hit it.
Learn to count past 4, Katy…
4 beats in a rhythm and when you fade out of a song you only do the first half of a rhythm, so 4 + 2 = 6. GAWD! I can kinda see how she only thought there were 4, but this is why we rehearse, sweetie.
Thats not even a flute … its a clarinet
nice try, but wrong.
What she doing with the flute is Egyptian music from 70′s
lolollo
This is all apart of her act because I went to her concert and she did the same thing.
i hope she knows shes playing the recorder?