Crime Fail

Posted on November 5th, 2011


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    1. RoccoL says:

      Surprise surprise surprise……it was a nig-nog.
      Is there any carbon based life form you blackies wont copulate with?

    2. omgitsme says:

      wow is all I can say.

    3. Nicky No Name says:

      I wonder what the children would look like…?

    4. Fred says:

      Well, the horse was acting all victimized and shit, but it’s obvious that she was asking for it.

    5. Culointh says:

      No surprise the perpetrator was a neegah, all of them should be sterilizated.

    6. Dowdman says:

      I think the old lady was jealous. That horse is gonna be pissed at her!

    7. tzelo says:

      wonder why the horse didn’t kick him in the balls while he was trying to go at it..guess the pros know what they are doing..xD

    8. Zombieboyfiend says:

      Maybe he took the horse to dinner and a movie.

    9. Random Commenter says:

      ;o

    10. Nygaard says:

      I want a “Horsefuckers WILL be shot!” sign at my driveway now…

      Sugar probably loved it though.

    11. Adrian the Turnip says:

      It’s a fail in two ways:
      1) The guy is having sex with a horse
      2)The woman is just jealous
      And the horse probably enjoyed it anyway. I doubt that horse was getting much cock.

    12. ladysavage09 says:

      noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *takes breath* ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! WTF?!?!?!?

    13. OptimusPrimeRib says:

      Screw the horse butt sex, who is that news reporter? She’s fine.

    14. Pogo says:

      Fucking Christ.

    15. yepyep says:

      lol cant say i didnt laugh at that one.

    16. DragonBall-less says:

      Wrong. Just wrong… On so many levels….

    17. Fred says:

      What gets me is the horse is not that goodlooking.

    18. Dyquen says:

      What the Hell? Busted once and then try for it again? with the same farm, same horse? WTF? there’s plenty human pussy to go around more than twice for every man alive.

    19. tzelo says:

      look at my horse..my horse is amazing, give it a lick mmm it tastes just like raisins..i ve stroke of its mane..it turns into a plane then it turns back again when u tug on its winky!..xD

      • omgitsme says:

        dude, I think they are looking for you back at Shady Acres :/

      • tzelo says:

        lol it’s a song man..thought it would go well with the occasion!

      • spr808 says:

        If it’s a lyrical excerpt from a song than at the very least add some quotation marks at the “beginning” and “end”! Or, if you are feeling especially quirky…toss out some notes: ♫♪♫♪!

        Otherwise, yeah…you look like a horse-humping psycho.

      • tzelo says:

        great advise i ll try and use it in the future..xD

    20. Keith says:

      You see, this is why real animal lovers stick with sheep. When was the last time you heard of a sheep fucker going to jail? You dont because the sheep get all into it.

    21. jimmy says:

      ha ha what a crazy nigga

    22. kizoushaidan says:

      so “the man who fucks the horses”* met “the woman who fuck the man who fuck the horses”

      *in italian: “l’uomo che fotte i cavalli” = “the man who fuck the horses” is an expression that indicates a very clever man, able to recognize opportunities and get rid of misfortune at will, and it’s usually referred to gambling.
      I think it came out from Charles Bukowski

    23. Karl says:

      The reporter is pretty cute.

    24. El Guapo says:

      Ok, first off… did anyone ever ask “Sugar” if this wasn’t consensual???

      Second, “Sugar” was shaking her ass while she was walking around that corral… I’m inclined to say she was asking for it. Fucking whore.

    25. TexTheMerciless says:

      What does she expect?
      He just had to get him some of that sugar.

    26. Amy says:

      I read about this a while back. The woman found out about the first time the man was with her horse because he gave the horse an STD.

    27. FONDLE_ME_SOFT_LEE says:

      Fondle me softly

    28. anana says:

      I’d fuck that horse.

    29. ok says:

      Fuck a horse or fuck a black chick… tough call but I think he made the right one.


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