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WTF!!!!!! man!!!
Ed Gein anyone? (real texas chainsaw massacre guy)
He was more about using the corpses to make ornaments. Including a small box of severed minge bits. One of which was his mother’s. Lovely man.
Everyone needs a hobby.
Yeah I agree, i thought stamp collecters were strange but this guy steps the “hobby” up a notch. Good for him finding a niche hobby that no-one else is in to, can you buy his collection on ebay?
No, actually stamp collectors are creepier.
It’d make a great singles ad too… “I’m Vladimir and I enjoy winter walks, moonlit conversation and dressing up dead women”. Form an orderly queue.
Better than leaving yourself to “science”. Those “science” freaks never treat you this nice.
In Germany we like to steal the corpses and then cook them up and have a feast with the family..we then burn their bones and inhale the fumes…It’s a great activity, fun for the whole family.
Just imagine the smell. Think of your wife a few days after her period and how bad her snatch smells and this is going to smell 2,000,000,000,000 times worse.
Your wife needs to use soap, and maybe a douche!! This advice is free, further advice you will need to pay my pimp 2LOLO first!
I just got aroused.
My wife doesn’t have period. I have no sex-period.
Ok that sounded funnier in my head, wait wait…
Hey everyone, funny story! You know why women have periods? Because they deserve them.
Classic and always reliable.
“I don’t trust anything that bleeds for seven days and doesn’t die”
Well, I’m the opposite, Nick. I admire anything that bleeds for seven days and doesn’t die. But then I’m bad about trying to stab it to death afterwards.
Pretty sure the formaldehyde takes care of most of that. Plus they are not sweating, or shitting, or excreting any fluids. Probably smells better than your wife at any point in time.
The last one looks like Pedobear.
LMFAO!! OMG he does!! Damn bear, he’s everywhere!! >.<
That shit scary
at the very least he did not kill them right… they were already dead??? not any better but still
This is…pretty…twisted..
does this change what people think bout Russian’s
Yeah. Seem a bit more humane than I had, previously, assumed.
And no one saw him carrying these corpses into this apartment? And I think this is Wrongness lv 99.
…and people call MY dolls creepy? o_o jesus.
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i hope he doesnt have sex with them too that would be even worse
Have to wonder what one single man was doing with enough women clothing to dress 26 corpses :/ or did he switch around what they were already wearing *throws up*
You have a very sensitive stomach vic.
Anyways, my guess is that he robbed the graves of another 25 women to provide clothes for the first 25, whose own clothes were sent as an anonymous donation to the red cross. With jizz on them *explosive projectile vomit suddenly bursts all over laptop screen*
in russia, livedoll is free
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they just need a stiff drink to loosen them up
At least he don’t kill them.
Sounds like a nice old man who is just reliving his childhood through some makeshift dolls. Stealing a corpse is cheaper and I’m sure it’s easier to nab a corpse than to shoplift…..I mean it isn’t like anyone is gonna miss granny’s rotting corpse. And you don’t have to buy a whole miniature tea set just for your doll tea parties. You can just use the same one you and the family use. The more I think about it, the more sense it makes.
Like you’ve never played dress up with a corpse