ahahahahha! and FIRST
kinda lame if u ask me
I agree, it would have been so much funnier if the cat had blown up or got shot!!
Perhaps there was a small remote detonated charge attached to the underside of the cat?
@pnut apparently no one asked you.
Nicky makes my pussy jump the same way.
You mean Nicky attaches small remote detonated charges under you, Kelly?
Nicky! Why all the remoteness?
That does sound like fun but it’s not something I remember doing. Such vulgarity from a woman! Shame on you Kelly… shameful shame.
You should know I’m a worthless slut by now.
Im sorry. I just had the sex change a month ago so my mannerisms are still in the process of becoming more lady like. It’ll come. Give me time.
Ah that explains it. Just remember not to scratch your minge or fart in public and you’ll do just fine.
No more farting in public?!?!? Well can I still say “suck my dick” when I get angry with someone?
I don’t see why not. Though it would be a somewhat hollow threat, after the operation. How about “lick my muff, faggot” or something equally charming.
Lick my muff huh? Hmmmm….Eat….my….muff. Yeah I guess that’ll work.
How about, “Eat a queef, mutherfucker!”
Uh…you can queef, right?
“Munch my mangled-man-minge motherfucker” Can’t go wrong with a bit of alliteration.
All great ideas, but I believe I’ll just tell em to french kiss my vertical smile and keep it moving. Thanks guys!
that entertained me :]
Are you five years old?
i wasnt aware that you had to be five y/o to enjoy watching something get scared i laughed
Well if you enjoy watching something get scared you are seriously fucked up. I know the cat is cute and all but this site is not for tender feet like you, it’s for lazy fucks like me.
And now *drums rolling* go make me a sandwich
It’s good for cats that they don’t wear pants, because this one would have just shit his.
Wow, I have a clothes basket just like that. He shops at Walmart. Fail.
Na-na-na-na you shop at Walmart tooooo!
Ah wait, was that a trap?
Yep. And you slipped in like Ian in Nicky’s butt.
I’ll have you know I require lubrication and tender foreplay.
I just require alcohol and a kind smile!!
I’m apologize for implying nice gentlemen such as yourselves are so frivolous in your romantic encounters. I see now that you take your vile and vulgar depravity quite serious.
Drink up! And lube up!
How the hell did we get from “Wallmart” to “vile and vulgar depravity” in just 5 comments?
I can do it in one.
And haven’t you seen some of the “People of Walmart” pics?
For fuck’s sake!
Sounds like Muttley is behind the camera.
I love scaring my cat and getting him to spring up like that. I find it hilarious every time I do it.
That cat’s owner sounded like a horse when he laughed
I do this every day, but I don’t feel the need to post on Epic Fail.
Cat got your tounge poopr?
Muttley the dog is laughing?
dude laughed like an ugly bitch being fucked
A familiar sound to you?
What did they do to make the cat jump?