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It’s such a shame that intelligence is not a job requirement for people like this man, who run the world. No wonder it’s a fucking mess.
Couldn’t agree more…
Scary.
I’d like to see that debate include a spelling bee. Is that guy related to George.W.Bush junior by any chance?
i dont know, i think he might somehow be related to Obama… because he cant do/remember anything without his teleprompter there..
lol, the entire time I watched that all I could think about was another retard Bush-alike. The man even speaks like Bush did and when I say speak I mean garble loudly in an attempt to form a complete sentence.
what a moron, but hes still the smartest person from texas that ive ever seen.
whew and that is saying something there Joe
George W. Bush IS the junior.
I’m seriously concerned. A Texan, a moron…he’s a shoe in for the Presidency!
Is this the same guy who invited jews and muslims for christian group praying?
Nice America goes better everyday…..
All these politician’s birth certificates were made in China. Paid for by hard working lobbyists.
So he had a brain freeze, like that has never happened to anyone, esp Obama.
I seem to remember Obama thinking we had 57 states. Or that 10,000 people were killed in a tornado that killed 12. Or that his parents met in 1965 at the Selma AL march when his birth certificate says he was born in 1961. OK, that was actually just a lie. Or that his uncle was with the American troops that Liberated Auschwitz. Oh wait, that one was a lie to, since it was the Russians. Or when he saw the dead people in the audiance that he was giving a Memorial Day speech about. And on, and on, and on.
Ohh those cooky Americans, what will they get into next *sitcom music plays*
cue tilted head, really fake smile and wink at each other.
Lol there you go, you got the idea, now we need a name…
This just goes to show Republicans truly are stupid.
You mean like Obama saying he visited 57 states?
yea! Definite fail. you don’t say oops! when you are trying to run for president.
Perry’s epic fail was actually when he said “I’m announcing that I’m running for President”. 1/2 of Texas crapped their pants from laughter.
Good lord I hope he wins.
I want this fool out of the governors mansion and out of TX.
umm, errrm, hmm…at last I checked I do believe that Texas is still a part of America and therefore if he did become president you would still have to deal with his ruhtarded ass :/
They breed them smart in Texas, now grab your crayons
TexTheMerciless and head home!
Uh don’t think so. Our governor has more of effect on us than the president. We do fine no matter who is president. As a matter of fact the rest of the country just weighs us down.
We do breed smart here Ian, check our unemployment stats and see for yourself. Now kindly go fuck yourself you tenderfooted faggot.
I’m not interested in Texas unemployment rates, or the USA’s for that matter considering I live on the other side of the world(thankfully!).And it’s Mr tenderfooted faggot thank you very much!
Damn I didn’t know you were a foreigner. I take back the tenderfooted faggot comment.
You’re now a candy-ass bitch.
How the hell did you know my nickname, are you psychic?
Well not to take up for TEX Perry, but.. as long as we’re running against a bunch of tree hugging, whale humping LIBTARDS.. We’ll be just fine. And OBAMA SUCKS, if you wanna talk about garbled english, listen to how many times he says UH, UM, UH when the teleprompter goes out. That’s a helluva lot worse than oops.
This is why I’m voting Obama again.
Was the video of Obama saying he visited 57 states on here?
He’s been to 56 of them.
Lol. :3 The end of it is an Epic Win/Fail.. xD uuh uhm… oops. Then comes the “hahaha smirk* >;3
Greedy Obnoxious People (GOP) have caused the downfall of America!
well someone is gonna get fired