Rap Fail

Posted on November 21st, 2011


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    1. Lymbe says:

      And to think that not too long ago people were listening to the Beatles and Led Zeppelin

      • Fred says:

        And Tiny Tim.

      • dipsht says:

        Now I’m lost and I’m weary, so many tears
        I’m suicidal, so don’t stand near me
        My every move is a calculated step, to bring me closer
        to embrace an early death, now there’s nothin left
        There was no mercy on the streets, I couldn’t rest
        I’m barely standin, bout to go to pieces, screamin peace
        And though my soul was deleted, I couldn’t see it
        I had my mind full of demons tryin to break free
        They planted seeds and they hatched, sparkin the flame
        inside my brain like a match, such a dirty game
        No memories, just a misery
        Paintin a picture of my enemies killin me, in my sleep
        Will I survive til the mo’nin, to see the sun
        Please Lord forgive me for my sins, cause here I come…

      • 2LOLO says:

        LYMBE

        Isn’t it you Singing on a Full MOON????

      • I.HAVE.BOOBS says:

        @ Lymbe … that is crazy to think about, the world is turning into shit faster than we expected.

    2. Nicky No Name says:

      Can’t spell crap without rap. Or rape for that matter. Bring on the RoccoL ‘coal-burning skank’ comments because this retarded whore deserves every word. Nice animal pattern tattoo by the way… compliments her rat-monkey face perfectly.

      • RoccoL says:

        Coalburner goes without saying. We all can all see that.
        But my question is : WHY?
        As in why would some pasty skinned ginger attempt to mimic these peoples?
        Odd behavior from this “generation douche-bag.”

      • Nicky No Name says:

        Wow that was fast! Are you like the racist superman? Travelling at the speed of light, to wherever a racist comment is needed? Do you have a costume? (Apart from the white pointy hat). Well, I can’t answer your questions absolutely but I can speculate that, since she is ginger, retarded and has a rat-monkey face, most white people aren’t interested… so she turns to the dark side. It’s a shame really- the last thing this world needs are more retarded rappers.

      • Lymbe says:

        Is she the first emo rapper though? This could be a historic moment for music.

      • RoccoL says:

        White pointy hat?..LOL
        You really have been watching too many of our lame ass TV shows.

      • TheRubberChicken says:

        lol Nicky No Name, you kill me brother, ” rat-monkey face ” I was laughing for a couple minutes after reading that phrase.

      • Nicky No Name says:

        I do enjoy The Waltons.

    3. The Tick says:

      Racist…hahahaha

    4. Bud says:

      So, that sounded like rap to me… not that it isn’t a “fail”… I just don’t get how it’s a “rap fail”.

    5. TheRubberChicken says:

      I never hit females but I wanted to knock this bitch out. That would have made this video a win if she got one to the chin from the side right when she stopped.

    6. federated raider says:

      it was so bad i had to stop it in the first second…..

    7. vic says:

      People need to stop raping the internet and my ears with their stupid singing!

    8. W T F says:

      Uhhh….

    9. Jim says:

      Sounds pretty normal. All it needs is a back beat, a simple and repetitive bass line, and a group of people in the background repeating the same line over and over again.

    10. christie says:

      how come one of her arms looks all giraffy?

    11. IAMAROBOT says:

      wtf wrong with her eyes.

    12. John Wayne for President says:

      and to think she did all that without breathing…

    13. bigboii says:

      this is what crack does too you children

    14. zuniyesi says:

      lol its funny cuz she’s saying she doesn’t mean anything about saying the word nigga but as she raps- she says ‘kill a jew’

      so does that mean she hates Jewish ppl?

      its adolf hitler incarnated in a girl(?) body!

    15. McStuffin says:

      she wrote that when she was 16? so approx. 6 months ago? and it is racist she’s not empowering the word “nigga” like “nigga nigga gonna be president some day” no she said “nigga, nigga what you need” as is discriminating against…here’s further proof that it’s racist she hasn’t “perform” this at a black club

    16. Fred says:

      She’s wormy. Needs vitamins.

    17. jose651 says:

      hahaha what the fuck was that…. is tha chinese or what i only understand the beggining n the last part

    18. gappydave says:

      she wood be great at a blowie she can hold her breath for ages

    19. jazdream says:

      you sure thats a girl??? looks like a cross breed to me!

    20. Keith says:

      Sorry, I listened to the first 12seconds and then clicked the stop button. I just couldn’t handle losing that much time out of my life. In the 12seconds I felt like stabbing my ear drums and eyes with hot pokers.
      Before you post yourself singing, make sure other people critique you first and that they think you sound great and they aren’t just fucking with you or just being nice.
      Me, I keep my singing to when I do my bimonthly stint in the shower. Axe body spray is soo amazing.

    21. kkkkkkkkkkkkkk says:

      Niggaaaaaaaaaaaaah

    22. Bryan says:

      She belongs in a Japanese horror movie crawling around on the ceiling.

    23. louisianacajun says:

      it’s not racist…plus she doesn’t have a soul

    24. HotSauceSpider says:

      She has another “rap” called “white girl rap for real”. It’s about how she’s a white girl rapping. But no, she’s not racist at all. -__- She’s bestredheadalive86 on YouTube if you want to see more of this train wreck.

    25. PongProfessor says:

      I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

    26. I.HAVE.BOOBS says:

      Blah blah blah nigga nigga blah blah nigga blah blah blah blah blah niga blah nigga nigga nigga nigga blah blah get at me blah blah nigga blah nigga nigga blah blah! … IS SHE A GIRAFFE???

    27. hi my name is says:

      wtf does she have a giraffe tat on her arm and i htink she said “faah ying ying yah”somewhere in there

    28. Peter says:

      Apart from all rap being FAIL i don’t see any specific failure here

    29. blowme says:

      is she a geraffe . _ .

    30. stephon says:

      what the hell is she saying lmfaoooo

    31. mas52395 says:

      What the hell is that tattoo on her right arm? Giraffe spots?!

    32. god says:

      dont snuff speed

    33. funnyface22 says:

      I KINNA WANNA SMACK HER..HMMMM

    34. cam says:

      this bitch sed fun yin yaaaa @ 00:37 seconds

    35. UpTheBum says:

      Maybe the snot she snorted back and swallowed made her fail? or the ridicules side pony tale….I am convinced they worked as a team along with her donkey jaw.


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