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    1. Nicky No Name says:

      Be interesting to see if they tried them out rectally and posted the photos. By ‘interesting’ I of course mean ‘arousing’. 10am and I’m already on my second wank of the day. Early bird gets the worm.

      • Bob says:

        Realy why u posting about wanking on this pic we all know ur a fag.did u mean to post a comment on the video of the guy jumping on the big poll

      • Nicky No Name says:

        Never said I was wanking over this photo. I actually had gay midget porn on split screen again. Those greasy little men never fail to arouse me.

      • Forestkrump says:

        @nicky no name, i wank to bob, bob wanks at nicky no name, while nicky no name wanks to the greasy little men..

    2. Stoopid arse says:

      if they were rectal, they would be red. stupid ass

    3. Spankorama says:

      All thermometers are rectal, and my arse is red.

    4. Stoopid arse says:

      ACTUALLY, I WORK IN THE MEDICAL FIELD AND THERE IS THERE ARE TWO SEPERATE KINDS OF THERMOMETERS FOR THAT SPECIFIC REASON. IF THE TIP WAS RED IT WOULD BE FUNNY, BUT ITS NOT SO YOUR A MORON

      • Nicky No Name says:

        I don’t doubt your passion for rectal thermometers but I will suggest that being a McDonalds first-aider does not qualify you as a medical professional.

      • RON PAUL FOR PRESIDENT 2012 says:

        @_Nicky No Name
        COMMENT WIN ! LOL !
        :’D

      • omgitsme says:

        lmao Nicky! Another winning comment as usual xD

      • Legend300 says:

        I usually never comment here but that was a fuckin comment win @ Nicky

      • Richard Cranium says:

        Nicky No Name – he doesn’t compete, he allows you to lose.

      • trollradius says:

        Hey stupid ass, based on your spelling you’re not from the US, so why would you be so sure that medical standards in the UK are the same as they are in America? Because they’re not the same… and those do appear to be rectal thermometers. So I do believe that would make you the biggest moron here, especially since you have the gall to call people stupid morons when you can’t differentiate between “your” and “you’re.” When you work in a US hospital come talk to me, until then keep your stupid comments to yourself in the UK.

      • Lymbe says:

        Fail for getting offended on epicfail. Moron.

      • MM17 says:

        @trollradius

        You must be one of the stupid morons Nicky is talking about…
        He used the right form of you’re/your. You’re is the compounded form of you are, your signifies possession as in one of passion for rectal thermometers. If YOU’RE going to try to be a grammar Nazi over one word at least do it right, now get “you’re” dumb ass out of here.

      • MM17 says:

        Wait Nicky didn’t even mention morons explicitly, that was “you’re” stupidity. GOD IT’S SPREADING!

      • Zoey says:

        Hahahah! Nicky WIN! :D

      • Nicky No Name says:

        Super pleased with myself right now ;)

      • Bob says:

        Wow mm17 You are a dip shit they were not writing that to Nicky no nuts

      • Nicky No Name says:

        I actually have 3 nuts. the 3rd has special powers.

      • MM17 says:

        Well in that case, to trollradius I give my deepest apologies, please do continue your correct grammar Nazi-ing for the sake of us all. And to Bob I say fuck off, my mistake while being a stupid one, was a easy one to make being that Nicky’s comment was more recent, more distinguished, and trollradius didn’t refer to whom it was he was talking to. And you sir have absolutely no right to call anyone a dip shit when you make a capitalization, a punctuation, and refer to the one person I was talking to as “they”, not to mention the fact that the best name your pea sized brain can only come up with a screen name with the simplicity and creativeness of “Bob”. Please, go crawl in your hole, do us all a favor, and die.

    5. stevens mosopesiluwa says:

      omg: lms

    6. Ian says:

      Lucky for me there are medical expert commentators, at first glance I thought they were pregnancy tests!!

    7. Lexiface says:

      if they were rectal thermometers.. i doubt the teacher would have given them to the students because that’s not very hygenic to do in a school setting..

    8. USAHATER says:

      they are learning for life. After anal penetration deep throat. seems to be same

    9. Big Vic says:

      I got something 4 they mouth :O

    10. MeSoHorny214 says:

      I thought they were a pregneticy test at first

    11. Yep says:

      Just like cigarettes; hook them on the flavor when they’re young and they’ll crave it all of their life.

    12. MachoMan says:

      2 girls 2 thermometers

    13. Jared says:

      Any thermometer can be used orally or rectally, there is no difference. Dumbass.

    14. Lnzjean says:

      @Jared, I hope you’re joking. Any thermometer CAN be, but I wouldn’t want a rectal thermometer near my mouth.

      • Zoey says:

        It’s why you buy two thermometers, and buy some labels, and mark them; “Rectal Thermometer”, and “Oral Thermometer” x]

    15. BigBib says:

      At first glance i thought they were tampons, with that said i want to point out that the guy who commented was the same one who submitted it. Not that it matters really it detracts from the humor for me some.

    16. zuza says:

      I don’t doubt anything can be used rectally in US, but there are no evidences that those thermometers were used rectally except that comment guy sniffed them.

    17. Bon G. O'Fury says:

      Normal thermometer. U can shove ‘em under your tongue, in your armpit or up your arse. Who cares? That’s a typical unmature answer of an underage….


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