Holiday Train Fail

Posted on December 4th, 2011


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“We all hate those holiday trains that go around the mall for 8 hours. Thankfully this one from the eastgate mall in Cincinnati, OH took out a kiosk and broke every crystal piece they had. Believe it or not there was a woman driving this. Even though it was full of people no one was injured. Moral of the story, this is why we dont let women drive trains.”

Submitted by Donnie L.

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  • 20 Comments on “Holiday Train Fail”

    1. Hugh Jass says:

      LOL! UNSTOPPABLE!!!

    2. Emily says:

      I work at this kiosk and the train took out one side of the kiosk which resulted in about 175 pieces being broken. There were only 2 kids and 1 adult on the train at the time it happened. Just making sure the facts are there :) just glad no one was hurt!

    3. XGI says:

      The ones I see always be on a track.So,this one is free roaming? Didn’t anybody see a potential disater waiting to happen? (SMH)

    4. omgitsme says:

      I call it a win! I hate those stupid ass trains roaming around the mall during xmas time. It is about time someone did the right thing and crashed it. Surely had to be a woman though lol

      • BeerMe says:

        It was a woman! HaHa, she is o.ly 18 and it was kinda scary. There was a mother and her two small girls in the caboose when it flipped.

    5. Yeti Elder says:

      Negative, Ghost Rider, the pattern is full.

    6. blue eyes says:

      It is a shame that this train failed. I feel the one thing we all need to look at is that it is for the kids. We as adults may think of it as a pain in the butt, but the children that are able to ride it think of it as a new adventure. The is one of the goals we have for children, to use their imagination.

    7. eyes wide open says:

      Children don’t care where the train goes as long as they can ride it! If you want to have a child use their imagination take them to Disney World not a crowded mall! What happens when someone gets hurt because of the train, it will happen. Sad just sad.

    8. tanya courts says:

      We were at the mall on Sunday and saw the train. I thought at the time, we would see it on the news for a accident. What a dumb idea during the busy season. It was cute but….. glad no injuries

    9. Hannah says:

      Poor people. x) Haha, all the people looking around. x) I was there the day before it happened and my friends wanted to ride it (where all teenagers) and I’m glad they didnt. :D

    10. Megan says:

      This one is usually on a track at the other end of the mall. Why was it by NY and Company off of the food Court?

    11. Nick says:

      Too bad it couldn’t take out the whole dump mall

    12. Ang says:

      There still is one in the food court. This is a larger one that you pay $3 to ride and loads in front of Lane Bryant. I think now it may circle down around JC Penny’s court and back around to Sears court. And I have only seen men driving it since, and hey, some women can drive! Just not that one. lol This trian is so annoying, always blowing the whistle, they even yell “all aboard”. But when the go down the hall you have to move out of there way! It’s Christmas, the mall’s a bit too busy for train rides that don’t even drop you off to the other side of the mall!

    13. Trev says:

      I work in this mall and was there this day. The train was suppose to stay on the outside of the mall and the it was the 16 year old girls first day driving the train and she thought it would be a good day to cut through the middle of the mall to get to the other side. This train was just a bad idea.

    14. rhonda says:

      ha,ha so funny

    15. louann says:

      Excuse me, but the gender of the driver has nothing to do with there being an accident. How about poor planning on the mall’s part. Sexist asshole.

    16. louann says:

      Excuse me, but the gender of the driver has nothing to do with there being an accident. How about poor planning on the mall’s part. You’re disgustingly sexist.

    17. louann says:

      Excuse me, but the gender of the driver has nothing to do with there being an accident. How about poor planning on the mall’s part. Sexist asshole.

      And how about this censorship? Nice, not only is this website sexist, it violates the right of free speech.

    18. Sassy says:

      lol I work at this mall. It wasn’t a woman driving, it was an elderly gentleman. Unfortunately, he also has run over several people (before the crystal kiosk incident.) Including the other manager at my store’s grandfather… He has been relieved of his driving duties since this accident. A younger man is who drives it now and things are fine. Is it annoying? Kindof, but only because I have to hear it 8 – 10 hours a day. The rest of the time, it’s great. Kids love it, parents love it, and it’s another source of revenue for the mall. (I hate that part though, I don’t think they should charge you to ride, but I guess I understand why.)


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