so penises are like men? is that what you’re saying? life is like a penis? right? limp, unexciting, weird looking membranes of flesh. simple, soft, relaxed and hanging freely even after the oven timer starts to go off at the same time the baby begins to cry while the phone rings off the hook, the good for nothing membrane of the house continues to sit on the couch until his wife starts to yell getting his blood to rise? so basically men are dicks, which make their wife’s be HARD on them? suck it up guys, like the precious, delicate flowers you all are!
FIRST! haha cmon and get me
…to pleasure me orally
You are a fucking 13 year old idiot
Stupid.
GTFO
nice,.,hahaha
he forgot short :p
too fcuking true
Lol! That’s very…”Deep”! No puns REALLY intended! Hahaha!
I’m only aroused by squirrels so this makes no sense to me.
thats not a win… its an EPIC WIN!
that is a joke from sickipedia, i had it on my status
and you gonna get fucked real bad lol
so penises are like men? is that what you’re saying? life is like a penis? right? limp, unexciting, weird looking membranes of flesh. simple, soft, relaxed and hanging freely even after the oven timer starts to go off at the same time the baby begins to cry while the phone rings off the hook, the good for nothing membrane of the house continues to sit on the couch until his wife starts to yell getting his blood to rise? so basically men are dicks, which make their wife’s be HARD on them? suck it up guys, like the precious, delicate flowers you all are!
posting a popular quote counts as a win?