Rico Suave Fail

Posted on December 22nd, 2011


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    1. Jesus says:

      as a whole it was good BUT he Fucked Up once he said McDonald’s

    2. Lymbe says:

      I see a bit confidence fail but not really something that qualifies for this site.
      Am I missing it?

      • Bud says:

        Agreed. This is pretty much par for the course… which let me tell ya, was hard enough pre-internet. All he wants is to put his something in her something for 5 seconds, but at that age, it’s just infuriatingly difficult… the deck is stacked against you… and the field is full of self-centered evil bitches like this one, who scream if their sweet-16 party isn’t as awesome as they thought it should be. She should just do him, so he can move on to becoming the guy she wants him to be.

    3. Wondering says:

      Only fail I see is that he wants to give dinner At McDonald’s. Not the most romantic place in the world, but he might just be a poor fella.

      • Bud says:

        I think the McD’s was a joke, which he continued far longer than anyone should… but I forgive him. He’s young, dumb, and full of… well, apparently “fail”, today.

    4. Nicky No Name says:

      Did they cover up her name at the start and then leave it in at the end? That’s the biggest fail I see here. His bum-fluff moustache is a close second though.

      • Ian says:

        No, his bum fluff moustache is the biggest fail here. I bet he works at Mcdonald’s and knows he can get a staff discount!

    5. Malissa says:

      I think they’re blurring out “the B-word” and that’s where the fail is for me.

    6. Dante says:

      I really don’t see the fail. He was obviously joking at the beginning. I thought some of the stuff was actually funny.

    7. hjk says:

      pathetic
      lame as fnck
      total fail

    8. MachoMan says:

      This is a fail, what girls want to here is, “You piece of trash, let’s go out so can treat you like shit, fuck the shit out of you and maybe….maybe…call you later when I get horny, Ill pick you up at 8, bitch, be ready!”

    9. Marston the Canadian says:

      Atta boy, Don’t put the pussy on a pedestel. Don’t be afraid of a shut down. Ya win some ya loose some. To be honest.. most will get shut down more than they can pick up. But ya cant score if ya don’t shoot….and scoring is fucking awesome. I would drop the whole …Im as plain as a bagel part though.

    10. nat says:

      hes cute and he has confidence but I would of been more turned on if he said Wendy’s

    11. Demuloc says:

      McDonald’s was a joke. I dont see any fail.

    12. Name says:

      I think he’s really cute.. I would date him :P

    13. CowardlyRebel says:

      Total geeky win

    14. Aleniz says:

      I thought he was funny! That Mc’Donalds joke made me laugh, especially when he says “I’m messing with you, it should be on friday…etc…” Gotta admit he’s got a sense of humour.


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