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LOLing at Atheists who think that a Christian wrote this. It originated at Landover Baptist, a satire site.
Only fail is the person who posted this “fail”.
@Troll: Even if you are right, we still have the “Intelligent Design Banana” for purposes of laughing at blinkered-believers. I say “blinkered” because not all believers refuse to see what is in front of their face. Some have even been known to be scientists, lol.
Gotta love how all my posts got deleted. Moderator must hate how I pointed out that this “proof” originated on Landover Baptist as satire. Once again epicfail got trolled.
I agree. Concluding, that any “Scientist” would know how water is created, filtered and recycled in a continuous circle of life … the person who wrote this post as a fail. Is indeed a fail. idiotic bible basers :/
lol there are people that do not use 2 liters of water ,have you herad that people in africa die because they dont have water shouldnt you remove them from the 6 billion that use 2 liters per day and also if the world existed 3 billion years ago that doesnt mean that human existed 3 billion years ago.also we dont no the amount of water that the earth started with the amount that says up is the amount of water we have now,so the whole article is so fail
Dude water recycles itself…so your science theory sucks! actually science helps us atheists…have you ever heard of the water cycle? It rains…evaporates goes back up to the clouds and rains again…thats why we never run out of water…learn your REAL science before judging us wrong… and another thing…we cant drink ocean water dip $hit!! only 2% of earths water is drinkable…WHICH RECYCLES ITSELF…
Did everyone forget that 3 billion years ago there wasn’t 7 billion ppl walking around could it be that the water consumed has increased over time. UUUUUUMMMMMM yes .. and who ever wrote this is fucking retarted..Man you are all dum there is not god where is the T REX IN THE BIBLE THERE IS NO GOD>>>>>>>>>>>
The thing is Mr. Troll is that believers believe in so many patently ridiculous things. Then you expect us to be able to discriminate between someone joking and someone who’s not. Most often there really just isn’t a clear distinction to be made. This has become codified by the term Poe’s Law.
“Poe’s Law is an axiom suggesting that it’s difficult to distinguish between parodies of religious fundamentalism and its genuine proponents, since they both seem equally insane.”
maybe first
So, according to who made this:
-Man was already populating the earth when it still was a ball of molten rocks
-Human population has always been the same in every historic period
-Men drink seas and oceans
-And most of all, no man has ever urinated, sweated, spat or otherwise lost bodily fluids.EVER.
Rain!!! god dint made it !!!
you a retard
and people piss as well dont forget that…. so theres some of your water back
So much fail,
life exist since 3 bilion years, and the 6 bilion of peaple too?
home sapiens exist since 30000 years, we were 1 bilion 100 years ago.
And last but not the least, have he ever heard about the water cycle?
I can’t take your comment seriously… mostly because you type at a first grade level… Maybe proofread next time?
I have better prove – we learned it in primary school: Quantity of water which you bring in your organism (~2,5 L) is equal to extracted water from your organism (urine, skin, feces…). Conclusion: If you want to identify myth with science, find life in other world dimension!
P.S. It should start watching House M.D.!
Your point is only good because Gregory House was mentioned.. Well done
I`m not an atheist, but this “scientific proof” does not mean anything. Where do you think water goes after you drink it? It does not dissapear.
We are all atheists, I just hate one more god than these idiots
@ drewpy—> How exactly are we all atheists? If you have faith in God the father but renounce all other gods that doesn’t make you an atheist… Atheist means that you have no god(s) and you don’t believe they exist… Hating God has nothing to do with atheism… In fact hating Him is believing in Him…
@drewpy
An atheist denies the existence of God, you my idiotic friend has accepted there’s a God but you hate it instead of worshiping it.. So who’s the real idiot?
Err…that would be cocks who believe in gods, not people who hate them.
i think drewpy ment to say, “We are all atheists, i just belive in one less god then you” but a better one is “once you understand why you dismiss all other gods, you will understand why i dismiss yours”
@sean
You’re the real idiot since you believe in something that doesn’t exist
Does this water taste like dinosaur piss to you?
just a little
That’s what gives it the special flavor!
There hasn’t always been 7 billion people. The human population has grown to that number over 200,000 years.
@jmb98115 – yes, it is, in some sense.
Let’s say you drink a glass of water. Then you piss it on the ground. The water evaporates (the urea and salt stay behind, so it’s no longer “piss,” rather, it’s a “piss stain” and water vapor) and goes into the air. Later, it comes back down as rain into your city’s reservoir. Then, you turn on the tap and bam – you’re drinking your own piss.
Where does this person think that toilet water goes? That it vanishes?
Maybe it does vanish, as a divine intervention =) but what happens if you just took a dump ?
@DoctorMono87 what does dump have to do with water?
Shit is 90% water. After a special Picante pizza with tabacco sause and peppers. Plus it stings on the way out.
Christians are so fucking stupid. Most of them still think that evolution is not real. They fight everything even if it is proven beyond a doubt to them because they have “faith”.
stfu, quit being a fucking hater. you need to stop being a little cunt. people like you make me want to round house kick you in your little midget face. dont fucking criticize other people’s religion because your so insecure about yourself. your just made about your pitiful life. i know your going to make up some lie about your life and how happy you are or some shit but i know your just saying it because you know its true and you dont want to be shown up. Anyways, shut up and back off. God Bless You.
No, you got trolled by a post from Landover Baptist, a satire site. That would make you dumb.
This person is dumber than they can possibly know. Atheism is the lack of belief in a god or gods, and nothing else. Atheism says nothing about the age of the Earth or the amount of water we drink. Science is what tells us that the planet is 6 billion years old, not atheism.
He was saying that to show that nothing else could explain it except god. Not being mean but im just saying, i think thats what the person was trying to prove.
No, you are dumb to think this is a legit quote. It came from a satire site.
Oh and you are also dumb in the fact that the earth is 4.6 Billion years old.
kthxbai
That is so retarded I don’t know where to start! I know you have to be stupid to be religious but this takes the biscuit!
Mmmmm…..biscuit.
I LOVE THIS SH**
This is really more of a posting fail, before the industrial age around 150 years ago, there the world population was barely a billion. Also when you drink water it doesn’t disappear out of existence, it is lost through urine, feces, etc. That’s why astronauts in space have a urine purifying machine.
They didn’t consider there are people who survive drinking only beer…
Beer has water in it too. Just like soda, coffee, and tea.
lol
@Raulduke87 : You are my hero!
just because it’s written down in the bible doesn’t mean it’s the truth, if you’d follow that stupid book (sorry in advance) we’d have to slaughter and stone most women to death due giving up their virginity before marriage. I don’t mind people with believes as long as they keep it to themselves this is just silly.
times have changed, people are punished in different ways. Instead of stoning girls to death because of it people call them sluts and whores. and your talking about them keeping to themselves, stop being a hypocrite. Dumbass.
Yes, Yes… and the sun is made of coal…
LLLLLLLMMMMMAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOO
is not made of coal its a diamond and a flash light
This one should be called “Epic Logic Fail”!!! Lousy points (these can’t be called ‘arguments’)…
First of all….if you actually took Science in a School (not a government school but one dedicated to education) you would know that Matter cannot be destroyed. It exists in three forms Solid, liquid or gas. Since we cannot destroy matter then it stands to reason that we cannot use up all the water ever.
Just to fix what you said, the law is that “Matter can not be created nor destroyed”. There are 4 types of matter; Solids, Liquids, Gases, and plasmas.
Also, just because matter can not be destroyed does not mean that it can not be converted into something else or broken down into it’s base elements. Technically, we could use up all the water on the planet if we decided to break down the H2O molecules into their bases of just hydrogen and oxygen (O2).
But yes, this christian nut job that wrote this up is completely wrong anyways.
Actually, matter can be destroyed AND created. Not a god thing, but just plain old physics. E = mc^2 is the mass-energy equivalence equation (Thanks Albert!) It is not even an exotic happening. In fact, it is going on around you all the time. Radiation from the sun passing through the atmosphere creates positron-electron pairs (energy converted to mass), rapidly followed by the positron annihilating in a collision with an electron (mass converted to energy).
Yes, I know of what I speak; I am a nuclear physicist.
@ nerds ahoy
Your a stupid nuclear physicist, because E=mc^2 is not the equation for creating matter, that is for creating energy. Matter is a factor within that equation that helps to create that enegry. Get your facts right dumbass.
Hi A Person That Willing Goes By The Name Junkie,
You are an idiot. The fact that you are obstinately trying to argue with someone who actually knows what they are talking about, while insulting them is astonishing – yet not surprising. Lets attempt to make this clear for you. It is called Mass-Energy equivalence. See that equal sign between the E and the mc^2? Equal…equivalence… equal equivalance… Think hard now. 2*4 = 1*8 right? Are you really going to tell me you can’t 1*8 because you can only 2*4?
Sincerely,
Another Physicist
Also, everyone else. There’s even more states of matter than that. Glass can be considered another. There’s also superfluids, bose-einstein condensates, fermionic condensates, Quark-gluon plasma and there’s more where that came from…
But we can pollute it!
apparently water disappears after being used, and all the plants and animals in the world dont drink water either. Some religious nut wrote thise crap and wound up defeating his own argument, score another one for the man upstairs
This person is why the world is so shit.
omg, and your mentality is making it better?
Yes. Clearly. This was a satire post from Landover Baptist. Landover Baptist is clearly why the world is shit.
Troll- let me get this straight: So what you’re saying is that a Christian wrote this. Right?
O MY SCIENCE!!!
lmao! gotta luv south park
‘Nothing is lost, nothing is created, all is transformed’
There’s always been and there will always be the same amount of water on Earth…
… Actualy I don’t know, I’m just an atheist.
thank god i am an atheist
“Oceans”? We can’t drink salt water…
You can if you boil it!Sheesh!
using science to prove atheists wrong is like using Putin to prove that the election is fair!
BTW who ated my frozen water before 3 billion years?!
The spectacular level of stupidity demonstrated by this person makes my head hurt. Not all Christians are fucking morons, but a solid percentage of them are, like this douchebag. *sigh*
“Bible makes no mention of Facebook profiles, therefore Mark Zuckerberg is a fraud and atheist.” – Some Christian Douchebag.
I love you man!
Honestly, no ones mentions that we all PISS! lol i mean you think you drink water and boom its gone for ever. yah pee that shit back out yah know. i know not all 100 % of it but still come on.
SO? We drink it and we pee it. We drink it again to the infinity. I’m a Believer tho.
I can’t wait till the Christian religion becomes extinct…actually all religions
ditto
I agree,then their will be less killing.Get it religious fanatics?
Some poor Christian actually thought he or she was clever with this huh?
I guess someone needs to go back to his School of Science for Religious Crackheads and figure out how water is naturally recycled… although, I’m guessing they taught him that water comes from the sky when angels cry over man’s cruelty.
hmmmmmmm
Are there any more in the “Proving Atheists Wrong…” series? Funny as fock! Since reading this, I have become an atheist!
Please God send to hell the ignorant who do not know the water cycle (water – evaporation – rain).
The only religion is Pastafarianism.
I like that people are gratifying this with an explanation of why it’s wrong. Someone won at trolling.
The stupidity of the human race makes me move out to Mars!
Dont worry guys religion will be extinct in years to come at least I hope so
This cant be serious. A person who can read cant be so ignorant while sober. Right? Sigh, I bet they’ll have many children just because the bible says so, and those poor morons will teach their numerous offspring the same closed minded nonsence. christians laugh at the idea of greek and roman gods but fail to see the similarities in all religions. Purpose in life.
I’d love to see how “anti-atheists” drink salt water
)
It’s called the water cycle! what a bunch of idiots!
I wish somebody would win this stupid fucking argument, once and for all.
god isn’t real but made up by some dumb ass 2 control the human population it’s like giving a dumb person a TV that person would watch it and stay glued 2 it the reason people believe in god is because they feel as if they been given luck 2 do better in life when in reality its just yourself giving yourself that boast of convince. This person fails at trying 2 explain science and trying 2 debunk some of its idea’s catholic’s need 2 wake up and realize there isn’t a god we all know that. if there was such a god why do we have so many different version’s of him/her and they all add up 2 doing the same for us all nothing and upon all of that that i just said why did Jesus only saved his people and didn’t come for the slaves or the poor or the girls who are being used for sex are u telling me that god only cared for only one group of people its all bull 2 me i think it’s time 2 debunk the bible and all others like it any we need 2 debunk religion
Irony of religion: there is one comandment “thou shal not kill”. entire WARS were started over religion.
I totaly agree .. only people who are stupid and mentally unstable and need someone to manipulate with them can believe in god
Your first sentence=Propaganda>Ya gotta love it.
Atheism is about making sense not retarded use of science. Science is a tool to achieve, not reasoning.
This is obviously a joke, there is no religious person in the world who can do math and write the same time as his/her logic is that retarded.
Water cycle anyone?
Landover Batptist has tons of hilarious stuff on it.
holy gobble nobs
I take a pee several times a day, over many years you must have drunk some by now!
This is fucking bullshit. That’s fail as hell. If you drunk water it does not disappear out of the world
.. and christians think only about people (there is animals too) it mean if you think water disappears than world cant exist even that 6000 years 
.. Its unbelievable there is so much stupid people like this .. FAIL !!
people still believe in God?
There are so many ways to prove that there is a GOD and that is the reason that atheist invest so much energy trying to prove GOD’S followers are wrong, if you try to prove there is no GOD is because you belive in him. Thank you GOD for all those atheist.AMEN
Yepper “YES”,let’s maybe talk Jim Jones?There are many others but he just sticks out to me.Oh and have you watched T.V evangelists lately?Care to buy a sacred crying cloth for a donation of 100 Dollars?Maybe some “Holy Water” for 200?Or shall we talk about the middle East and how Women are treated because of Religion?Want to go there,maybe discuss brutality and murders?Oh and let’s discuss Israel and all the people who have died and suffered there?NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,I don’t believe in religion of any sort but……I do believe in LOVE,KINDNESS,FORGIVENESS and SHARING.Now please,kindly go fuck yourself.
That wasn’t very kind kellyd