Facebook Sanity Fail

Posted on December 30th, 2011


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  • 35 Comments on “Facebook Sanity Fail”

    1. jegormeister says:

      win

    2. Nicky No Name says:

      Is it weird to talk to yourself? I do it all the time… even in public places… it’s kinda nice cus I’m the only person who truly appreciates my genius. And when you don’t have any ‘real’ friends, there’s not much else you can do. I think it’s a sanity win really… although I must admit, it gets a little lonely sometimes… like when I drop the soap in the shower and my heart flutters excitedly… until I realise there are no large black men stood behind me. I miss prison.

      • MobyDick says:

        Comment win! Lmfao

      • Ian says:

        No “real” friends Nicky, what am I, just some Epic Fail poster with no life!! I’m so offended, and so is my reflection in the mirror, who I must say is not as attractive as me and always mimicks me!

      • Lymbe says:

        And all of these comments are not real Nicky, you are still in Sunny-Care Asylum typing away on the rubber wall.
        Wake up Nickyyyyyyyy

      • Fred says:

        I have good intellectual conversations with myself, so I don’t see the problem there. As for being a friend, Nicky, I’m just afraid that if I say I am, then you’d be bugging me to put Nutella under my foreskin or some shit like that.

      • Lymbe says:

        Nutella under foreskin… I wish Karly would read these comments :)

      • Nicky No Name says:

        Awwww you guys!! We should get naked and wrestle some time. That’s what friends do, right? The Nutella is totally optional.

      • Fred says:

        Well, I tried the Nutella in place of the Jergens and discovered it’s not quite as lubey as you made it out to be. Now, I got go out and double up on my sore dick ointment. Thanks, a fucking lot.

    3. SlipStool says:

      People talk to themselves out loud because most of the time they’re the only ones who’ll listen.

    4. kill joy says:

      she is not only talking to herself she is now sending messages too…i wounder if she gets mad at herself if she does not answer herself right away…

    5. Lexiface says:

      I vote this should be changed to win, and apparently so do a few others.

    6. >_ says:

      everybody talks to themselves. Even the sanest people. its a way of life and this FB fail was just a joke. I believe you can say that EPIC FAIL failed at picking up on the joke part of this post.

    7. SickODaniel says:

      I did something better way back. Made a facebook for my ass and we always talk each other.

    8. Uncut4Life says:

      WIN

    9. That Guy says:

      talking to yourself isnt crazy, lying to your self just might be!

    10. bob says:

      My doctor said I shouldn’t talk to myself. That made me realize my doctor is just me talking to myself. Guess he doesn’t like me. Why doesn’t he like me, I have great personalities. ARRGH IM DOING IT AGAIN!

    11. YehBruh314 says:

      She forgot to like her status and comments.

    12. omgitsme says:

      I just thought that everyone talked to themselves randomly throughout the day. I personally enjoy sitting down over a nice cup of coffee first thing in the morning and asking myself how the day will go. The answers, however, just always depress me. Doesn’t everyone do that?

      • Nicky No Name says:

        It’s OK omgitsme… I feel your pain… but why not turn that frown upside down cus guess what honky??! I’m here for you! We all are. It’s the EF way. A warm smile, a friendly ‘how do you do’ and as much Nutella as you can eat. Let’s wrestle!

      • Fred says:

        Yes, omgitsme. I do the same. And I don’t have any Nutella, but I’ll rush right out and get some. Nicky, you get your own. Rex needs a Scooby Snack.

      • Lymbe says:

        I have to agree. If you turn faggy you’ll have a ton of friends. And a lasting smell of Nutela on your nether regions.

      • Nicky No Name says:

        Keeps the crabs away.

    13. itsBaNaNaTiMe!! says:

      That’s funny shit fucking WIN

    14. Wuunded says:

      Easy win. Without self degradation and the ability to use it as a form of humor, most sane geniuses would go crazy. Think of yourself objectively.

    15. oO says:

      idiot, its call split personality.

    16. Daniel says:

      That is so Stupid!

    17. @ReDNecK@ says:

      Actually, in psychological therm (sorry 4 spelling, im a foreigner) it’s called the inner voice. A very early apparence of the “inner voice” (as a manifestation of conscience, self awareness)is the number one ingredient of great intelligence.
      People with those conditions thends to develop special capacities, or have bigger IQ, et caetera.

    18. @ReDNecK@ says:

      But then, they also tend to develop more easly psychological pathologies…
      In this sense, god it must be good sometimes to be a total retard!

      I wish I could be as dumb as those guys in “Idiocracy”!
      Life must be sweet without this stupid can’t-shut-this-fawking-voice-in-my-head chitchat!

    19. JudgeRudy says:

      Sanity is only a state of mind.


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