Composure Fail

Posted on December 31st, 2011


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    1. First says:

      Firts bitches!!!

    2. Dave says:

      Even the dog was scared

    3. Alex says:

      What a fucking hyperactive beast … (IPHONE IPHONE IPHONE)

    4. name required says:

      If THAT is how he reacts when he is happy – I don’t wanna see him angry! Better hide the knives, and don’t close your eyes at night O_O

    5. poopr says:

      What the fuck did he get for Christmas? That sure didn’t look like an N64…

    6. Nicky No Name says:

      I think it’s some kind of shaven monkey-demon, wearing people clothes. Should definitely be caged. Possibly exorcised also.

    7. portus says:

      execute this little bastard. in the future he will become a crazy pevert serial killer. it’s better now to destroy the demon than later.

    8. sweden says:

      SHOOT him

    9. Yut yut says:

      i would have driven the little fuck across the face and taught him some respect for Christmas.

    10. Ezkaton says:

      Umm, I dunno if I missed the present or not..What in the fuck was all the noise about? ._.

    11. britishgirl says:

      I for sure didn’t scream like that when I received my cissor and scotch in 96.

    12. Chanel says:

      I thought only minorities overreact to everything. Guess not. This was like watching an episode of The First 48 on A & E.

      • omgitsme says:

        lol, I have to imagine that only us fucked up people watch the First 48…maybe I can be wrong in this instance?

      • Chanel says:

        That maybe true, but that program is so predictable. A drug addict or drug dealer usually is the “victim” in every episode.

      • omgitsme says:

        lol, you do have a point there Chanel. Haven’t seen an episode of The First 48 yet that had some “normal” person being murdered.

      • Rave says:

        What about the episode of the teenage kid with no dealings with gangs or anything that was manning his families taco stand that was gunned down for the little bit of cash in the cash box that he willingly gave to his killers?

    13. Nick says:

      Being excited is no excuse for being obnoxious. All the adults just reacted like it was normal. I’d have trotted his happy little self right into a different room until he could behave like something other than a howler monkey.

    14. Kill em All says:

      THIS IS SPARTAAA !!!

    15. Starr says:

      And they all just sat there… >.<

    16. wicked phreec says:

      this faget grew up to become my roommate

    17. Plak says:

      I liked how they all just sat there and let him tire himself out. Best way to raise piece of shit degenerates.

    18. Keith says:

      There is no fucking way I would get my kids Ipods, not till they are in their teens. Kids are just way too violent for the ipod. My 7 year old son wants an Ipod and I laughed and reminded him that ear phones have a life span of about 3 hours with him before they are completely destroyed. Kids destroy every fucking thing they git their dirty, grubby hands on and it’s usually my stuff they destroy or its something I bought for them.

      • El Guapo says:

        It sounds like you were made for parenting (sarcasm). You would be well reminded that you, once, were also a child (truth).

    19. cari says:

      I’m more appalled by the filthy carpet,

    20. Spanky says:

      Just a product of attention whore parents who think that this is acceptable behavior. Or they are afraid of the shaven monkey…..very afraid…

      • Spanky says:

        And my son has had an iPhone 3G since right before he was two and the only issue was getting him to fully charge it before going back to talking Tom or angry birds. Ps. I upgraded and the 8 gig 3G is only worth being relegated to a pos ipOd anywho but I think my child is slightly more composed than this neo Maxie zoom dweebie

    21. Unknown says:

      wow. he wants iPhone? to play Angry Bird? parents didn`t buy iPhone = Angry Kid.

    22. derp says:

      what a shit hole.

    23. Nonhumanoid says:

      Wife glanced over at 46 seconds and said it looked like he was screaming and pooping out a dog.

    24. DeadlyFoez says:

      I’d fucking throw that kid through a wall. That would piss me off so much. Seriously, I’d strangle the little fucking shit head.

    25. Tiffany_R says:

      wow is he mad or happy i cant tell o.O

    26. Sact says:

      The American materialistic society breeds only retards!

    27. ArizonaEvil1 says:

      Personally I think that they’re both too young to be receiving such gifts…especially the youngest on the left who barely knew that he was even opening an iTouch. I give both thoses devices a combined life span of about a month

    28. Touchstar says:

      Cant wait see the reaction when he doesn’t get an IPad

    29. Nicoals23 says:

      I would rather have my balls amputated than have a kid like this, the little fucker is disgusting.

    30. Peter smith says:

      This is apple fanyobism at its heart

    31. Nobody says:

      He opened his ritalin prescription.

    32. CJ says:

      Never seen a kid that excited about Abba.

    33. IAMAROBOT says:

      0.16-0.40 GODZILLA

    34. DammnnHotGurrll(: says:

      i think he’s autistic…but holy shit this made me laff<3

    35. Knoblauch says:

      This has to be shown at this wedding.

    36. really?! says:

      Ok there’s “getting excited” and then there’s “you better calm your ass down before that gets taken back to santa!” Guess which one this kid falls under…

    37. avas gay says:

      when you look at the dog, it looks like the kid is shitting him out

    38. eieie says:

      kill it!!

      kill it with fire!

    39. georgeandbungle says:

      See if he’s still as excited when he installs ITunes.

    40. cunty wunty says:

      Im’ still waiting for the video to come back on and somebody to slam this prick…

    41. Vollhorst says:

      00:52 – 00:56 you can see this kid suffers from hospitalism. No wonder he totally freaks out at Christmas. Finally his mother crawls out of bed before 1 pm…

    42. bonzo3 says:

      kid whit only one brain cell … looks like this !

    43. tzelo says:

      NITENDO 64!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    44. pedobear says:

      does that kid have amnesia cause it seems like he forgets what he was screaming about and stops then looks at his presents and then starts screaming again XD soo funny !!!

    45. LP says:

      you know this is what always happens with this kid since even the dog isn’t startled by the freak out.

    46. MrB says:

      All of that for a few Ferero Rocher.

    47. IndianaJones says:

      I would have slapped the shit out of him if this was my kid

    48. username says:

      the dog seems to be a little surprised

    49. UpTheBum says:

      I was so busy staring at the filthy rug and the boys having to sit on it. YUCK! You better remind your wife…..she obviously needs to be reminded again. Closed back hand this time.


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