My third testicle gives me psychic powers. I know what you’re thinking Fred… so don’t do it. She’s too young. At least Bruto gives me the adoration I deserve.
Bruteho is obviously new here. BTW: Can your third testes help me find my sore dick medicine? I need it. I’m going back to the Eye Brow one for awhile.
LOL at this..
If you like thes kind of texts, go to DamnYouAutocorrect.com. they may not be exactly the same but hey there still funny.
LMAO
Love it, thats a win !
oh my god that’s just messed up
First wtf who cares ill kill you all
BLACK JEZUS!!
PURPLE SNUFALUPAGUS!!
WHITE ALLAH!!
you are now my hero
Now that’s an oxymoron.
What did you call me?
A lowlife bastard! But I only mumbled it under my breathe. You got a microphone hidden here, somewhere?
My third testicle gives me psychic powers. I know what you’re thinking Fred… so don’t do it. She’s too young. At least Bruto gives me the adoration I deserve.
Bruteho is obviously new here. BTW: Can your third testes help me find my sore dick medicine? I need it. I’m going back to the Eye Brow one for awhile.
Stupid
I did not lawlz.
seems like something I would do
Huh, Looks like something i’ll do.
This made my penis limp
wow thats nice to know NOT!!!!
Why did he do that? He was going to find out anyway,in 9 months or less.
AT&T have auto respond with human-like capability?
LMAO
My question is was she or not?
ROTFLMAO.
Wow that’s funny but hella dirty!
this happened to me lol but it was a joke hahaha
Funny in a movie, in real life its stupid
Amazing!
WOW.! I remember submitting this text last year.
… didnt think it would make Epic Fail.
She ended up Miscarrying *Whew*
if u realy did fuck you man