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How to use a urinal while having a boner – veteran mode…
This is the exact way u use to have a boner
Hope he washes his hands… Eeewwww!
Yeah, public restroom means piss all over the floor. This is a fail, not a win.
@Richard Handy
wait a pissing win yes, its legendary
but yeah hand fail, but still who cares its about the pissing
piss, vomit, blood, shit, semen, and the rest, all over his hands = WIN?
Also he is probably pissing on his own head = FAIL!
That’s how you blow a midget, I guess.
Certainly not! You need 2 hands free to blow a midget- one to work the shaft, and the other to pin him down. It’s an art form really.
Oh, I thought you need the other hand to give him a facial but now I realized that you would shoot the whole load over his head which would be a waste of course. Thank you, good Sir.
That’s how to piss in your own face and contract various diseases from a contaminated toilet floor… have you ever been in a public men’s toilet? I spend 8 hours a day in my local one and I can tell you this- more piss goes on the floor than in the urinal. Especially during ‘happy hour’. I would certainly not recommend the above technique.
I knew someone was staring at me at the urinal, question is why were you staring for so long?
Why do you spend 8 hrs a day in a public men’s toilet?
I was merely admiring your glorious bush…
@ Keely
It’s called ‘cottaging’ my dear.
I do the same
*ABOUT TO FAIL
When he shakes he get piss on his face!!
That’s how to piss in your own face and contract various diseases from a contaminated toilet floor… have you ever been in a public men’s toilet? I spend 8 hours a day in my local one and I can tell you this- more piss goes on the floor than in the urinal. Especially during ‘happy hour’. I would certainly not recommend the above technique.
Your first witty/ humorous remark… congratulations.
I tried to take a dump like this last week. It didn’t turn out like expected!
cool to see but still a fail, that’s piss on your chin and bathroom on your hand.
its a total WIN !
Hand sanitation fail
That’s It…… Rubber Chicken, Show us your thing……… Now lick your hand dry!!!
this is fail and a win. its a win because its the new meaning 2 69. its a fail because if he slips he brakes his neck and his dick
more like pissing FAIL. his hand is in piss!
You guys are all idiots… Do you not realize that you can aim? retards…
This how i shit