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if you have to advertise it, it’s not true.
Try telling that to McDonalds.
It’s even true for McDonald’s. Trust me. I work there.
This bitch needs a good metal bat to the head.
so ur anti mcdonalds n anti head? u must b anorexic with no oral skills.
…says the man with no spelling skills.
She may well be great at sucking cock… with a face/ body like that, she’s gonna have to up her game somehow. She certainly isn’t number one though… your mother is. Haha sorry, I couldn’t resist.
Can you even see this girls body you fucking no brain Jack wacker?You shut up too.Hazel and her cunt friend Ms.DelawareBitches most likely posted this pic.We’ll be seeing them in the paper for bullying and beating on some poor girl in the future.Epic Fail is funny until you make it personal.Got it Bitches?
aha nah i didnt post the picture. why would i wanna help make a whore famous? ahahaha. and yeah ok ima bully, yet Staci’s the one threatening me, b.c she doesnt like me. oh well. not my fault, her husband chose me over her. xD
Oooh easy tiger! I was being nice… she may well give good head… just don’t look down whilst you’re getting it.
I wish this was a real tattoo… THAT would be funny
it is a real tattoo.. she got it done the other day, and it faded, so she had to get it redone….so its def real
it is real, I know the girl, unfortunately..
And, since you know her, would you say that it is an accurate statement or just word of mouth?
omg
Does anyone else see that shit around her tounge ring? Ifection fail!
infection*
No thx u whore
someone failed to throw away the empty toilet paper roll and put the new one in the holder…idiots!
that’s her tissue in her room. Looking at her, no way her toilet have that big of a window.
lol, its def her bathroom.
dirty c u next tuesday doesnt clean up anything..
i don’t know, aren’t fat chicks known for their blowjob skills? maybe she really does give #1 BJ. only one way to find out.
I thought so too but that too is a myth. you know who is really good at bj’s? Chicks who are actually hungry. Get a chick to give it up before dinner and see what happens.
WTF!
porque no te lo pones en el poto ? ;D
all people that post “first” like having dirty nasty monkey sex with there grandparents….
I like having dirty nasty monkey sex. But my grandparents are dead.
“their” you fucking moron.
She obviously has no gag reflex…
prove it.
EEWWWWW!!!
hit me up 342-454-5677
Uuuuuuh not worth it.
There isn’t enough money in the world to convince me to let her prove it. Nasty
The desperation for attention and STDs is ridiculously bad
Funny you say that.. those are her initials lmaoo
Fat chicks give the best head cause they’re hungry.
Bwahahahaha! Good one
fat chicks DO give great head!
1. who cares about toilet paper rolls?
2. how do u no its not real?
3. her face isnt that bad n u can’t even see her body to judge it
most of u girls are probably jealous that u dot have the confidence to get the same / similar thing.
If you think her face is ok and can’t tell she’s a cow just from her head shot, you should poke out your eyes and remove you cock with a rusty dull blade. You don’t deserve to have either if you can’t make better decisions with them.
Disgusting, this bitch looks like a dirty whore I know in de
she lives in DE.. i kno her…unfortunately
lol tehe Ms.Mischa ill talk to u more about this on fb love.
i kno this girl.. unfortunately.. she is fat, like really fat, she is a whore, and that is a 100% REAL tattoo that she got.. she had to get it redone cuz the first time it faded.. and i dont know if her BJs are #1… and quite honestly, i dont wanna know.. its bad enough i know some of the shit she has done.. *shivers* EEEEWWW…
Sadly, I know her a little too well. She is definitely NOT #1
Alright. To everybody: i know the bitch. so to clear up shit for everybody,
1. yes tht is toilet paper in the bathroom, the bitch lives ina dirty ass house. i dont step foot in it anymore b.c of how dirty it is.
2. that tattoo is real. she always talked about getting it, and she had someone she knows do it for her.
and sorry this goes for the dude josh a few comment above mine…but dude, ur blind?! u cant tell because she has her tounge out, but her face isnt great at all. she looked better when she wasnt on the crack n popping pills.
3. shes a big bitch, who thinks her size can scare people. lol
i know all of this is because i knew her before she did the drugs, and whored herself out. and ended up looking the a crackhead she is now.
Shut the fuck up you gossiping bitch.You know her and cut her up this way?Then cheers to you for your choice in friends.Obviously this girl is mixed up and you and Hazel the witch need a smack upside the head.Fucking gossiping little cunts.
yeah i know her, doesnt mean i like her. shes a lying whore, who cheats on her husband, gets knocked up by another dude. smokes crack. says im the one 2 blame. n says shes better than me? yeah ok. i didnt cheat on my husband with another dude and get knocked up by him. i didnt get my kids taken by DFS for living ina dirty ass house, and showing up at a doctors appointment for my kids, intoxicated .
and if ur her mother, ur daughter needs a good ass whoopoing, for all the shit shes done, n the shits shes done to people. screw her, “im a good girl, n i go to church now” act
the father deserves those kids not her. shes a crackhead and you know it.
yes i AM A CUNT! and im damn proud of it. i am also a bitch, so ur names towards me dont bug me in the least.
Ive been more of a mother to those kids, than she ever has been, and ever will be! when she didnt wanna get up to feed or change them, who did? oh wait ME! who put them 2 bed? oh wait ME AGAIN! and who the only 1 who would do things for her oldest son, becuase whenever he was over, she locked herself in her room? oh WAIT ONCE AGAIN ME!
so u should learn the shit people do for those kids, when she doesnt do shit for them! the father bought dipars, n wipes, when she spent all the money WIC gave her, on crack. I even gave the bitch the wipes i had, when they were all out. and i didnt have to.
Me and the kids father, care so much more about those kids, than she has.
and most likely the ones she pregnant with now will be taken by DFS also, if she hasnt already killed it, from smoking crack and drinking while pregant.
Since this pic hit epic fail, I have met her. Probably about 2 months ago. So ill clear this up. That is her bathroom. The tattoo was real. And her house is not dirty. It looks like a lived in house. I could sleep on her front porch its so clean. The crack is true but not the way u bitches talk about it. Crackheads do it daily. Since I’ve known her I’ve seen her least 20x and she didn’t even mention it. Crack heads need it daily. As for the kid issue I’ve met her oldest and she never locks herself in her room. Infact she tries to get him away from the tv to go to the park. Also she lost her other two but didn’t get them back because it was better for them. Not many ppl think of others first. Wen ur being abused by ur husband and he’s a crazy psychopath, who she isn’t and wasn’t with that’s not cheating! But legally the youngest is that jackasses. And fyi none of this has anything to do with the tattoo so stick to the pic instead of takin lowblows and talkin shit when you don’t no shit. And I can only imagine what u “girls” look like for u to put her down. No she’s not a stick but everything on her is sexy. Especially her hair, smile and eyes. I didn’t like this shit before I met her. Now that I have its personal, bitches. So Fuck off. I no the truth about her n ill tell anyone who asks the same
kinda curious: doesn’t crack make you skinny? like really grossly skinny? so which one is it, is she fat or a crack head?
sadly shes fat and a crackhead,for some reason it doesnt make her skinny, plus ontop of that she prego.
ur not making any sense. if she were a crackhead she wouldn’t b pregnant. if she hasn’t had a miscarriage she must not b a crackhead.
on another note, y would u call a pregnant girl fat? Im sorry but that’s to b expected.
1. There are fat crack heads out there.
2. Some women do crack while they’re pregnant.(hence the term crack baby)
sweetie shes fat reguardless if she pregant or not.
Honey you made it onto Epic Fail!I’m so proud of you babygirl!I told you if you listened to me you’d go places!Love you Princess,from Momma!
I take this back,I didn’t realize it was a beat on someone who people claim to know pic.