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Sitting Down to Pee is Awesome for Men… Why?
1. Solves the morning pee hard-on problem. (tuck under rim)
2. No mess if you’re pissing in the dark.
3. You can read,text or whatever without having to aim.
4. It’s quiet… if bathroom is in close proximity to bedroom etc.
5. If ya decide to pinch one off too, you’re ready to go.
1. Absolutely. The only reason I ever sit down to piss.
2. If I align my legs with the bowl I can aim just fine.
3. Just pissing doesn’t take near enough time for all that.
4. I have never disturbed someone by pissing. In the toilet anyway.
5. If I have to shit, that takes priority. Therefore I’m not sitting to piss, so this is invalid.
Responses to your suggestions from a man’s perspective.
how would one tuck their hard-on under the rim? have you ever seen a cock before? maybe you’ve only seen small ones…
YES! I need this sign for my BIL!
This is awesome! Totally putting this up in my main bathroom; think my friends and family will get a kick out of it.
LOLWTF
Wish I could put it up at work! Maybe I will… secretly.
how signs should sound…
LIKE A BOSS
whoever did that deserves a freakin medal
Now i work as a supervior for a cleaning company here in nebraska i would lmao to this. But the person who out it up would be fired on the spot.
If I would read this i would piss on purpose outside the pot.
So I’m guessing this offended you… pissing on purpose outside the pot would highlight that you are the lil dick dude the sign is talking about.
my buddy used to shit on the seat or right next to the toilet. lol
i agree, im nowhere near small but thats vulgar and rude, dont have a public bathroom if u cant putup with retards and kids pissing on the seat and floor
I find that sign highly offensive.
going to have to sit down from now on or?
No, I think I’ll continue to piss on my jeans and the floor. Not much for being told what to do… rebel without a penis.
HAHA well done Nicky.
u a girl?
No, I’m an English man but I think half the people who interact with me on here think I’m an American woman… persistent gay comments have confused many. I’m not actually gay though… just gay for play.
Or gay for pay…
How much you got?
Yeah, right on, because calling someone a woman is an insult, isn’t it?
I would totally piss on that sign.
Because i can.
Hahahahaha target practice.
Funny, I have the same sign in my toilet at home!
i like pissing on the wall, floor, toilet paper and so on
I would aim when I piss but I think looking at my dick is gay.
LOL
Sure as hell putting one of these in the bathroom at work…
I need to take half a Viagra just to keep from pissing on my shoes. JS.
I just put my cock in the toilet water. no problem.
I would write “who said I had to piss?” with my own poop next to it.
@SPR808, Please have a sit………………
LOL This sign pretty much owns half the people in the city I live in.
absolute win!
What this will do is to encourage me to piss everywhere else, but in the damn toilet.
Yep. I’ve seen these cutesy kind of signs and I always dye them yellow.
WIN!
It have ended with “Like the bitch you are”
Do Fags get turned on when they look at their own dicks?
This is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve read on the internet all day. Ignorant and just completely random.
Congratulations. You, sir, are a fucktard.
i poo on floors.
I feel that those guys in the mirror put it up there. But this is completely hilarious! xD
Jeff K. fuck you for stealing the picture !!!!!